The oder from Michael Cross' turds can turn a zombie back to a human. Too bad Michael Cross' shit don't stink.
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The oder from Michael Cross' turds can turn a zombie back to a human. Too bad Michael Cross' shit don't stink.
Michael is so tough, he doesn't turn when bit by zombies. Instead, they turn into Michael Cross!
http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/a...97204398&stc=1
Dude! That last one is so a Chuck Norris one!
The only person that can make Michael Cross look like a pussy, is Michael Cross...
On the first day Michael Cross said "Let there be guns!" and there were guns, and Michael Cross saw that it was good.
On the second day Michael Cross said "Let there be barricaded doors and windows!" and there were barricaded doors and Windows, and it was good.
On the third day Michael Cross said "Datu! Fix!", and Datu fixed it, and it pleased Michael Cross.
Most people pack extra oxygen when preparing to climb Everest.
Michael Cross packed an extra pack of smokes.
Michael Cross had no mama, he was born of gung-ho and holy-fuk.
When he goes bowling, Michael Cross can score a strike just by staring menacingly at the pins.
He's even allowed to wear his own shoes.
He is as tough as a rock.
The Little Ones are a byproduct of when Michael Cross impregnated a behemoth