This was inspired by "Michael Cross is so Tough"
This is the only thing I've thought of from chapter 4
You know you listen to We're Alive when...
-The next street is Paul
Printable View
When you think too much We're alive is an oxymoron?
You know you listen too much to "We're Alive" when you are looking out for zombies in the barn and scouting for safehouses...
(I do look out for zombies in my barn, buy it's dark there!! And it has too many knooks and crannies, and I have to pass them every night to feed my chickens.. And I believe that if you seriously look out for zombies in your barn, you need to be scouting for a safe house...before the nice men with the white backwards jacket come to get you)
You watch documentaries about castle defenses and try to figure out how you could apply them to your ranch house in the semi-suburbs.
Hey I started that "Michael Cross is so tough" thread. I am glad it inspired this! You know you listen to WE're Alive too much when you look at apartment buildings and assess it from the outside to determine whether you could survive in it with others. Also when you are in a public or work restroom and determine the ways out if a zombie started pounding the door.
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when... you're playing Left 4 Dead and when you start fighting a tank, you scream into the headset, "Does he have an arrow in his eye?!?"
You know you listen to We're Alive when you make a check list of all the things to take for work, and figure out how hide in the drop ceiling.
When you're deciding to take your water bottle or not, and you end up taking it because you think that if zombies attacked it would be another bottle of water rations to live off of.
You know you listen to We're Alive to much when... you walk down the street attaching types of zombies to different people. i seriously do this, and when you can't make up your mind and you have to look for something out of the ordinary before you decide to call them a normal biter you get some weird looks. :P
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when... you're riding through your town on your bicycle searching for the perfect safe house while We're Alive is playing in your headphones all while you're watching your back to make sure nobody has turned into a biter.
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when...you break into a maximum security prison, kill all the guards, and create an armed group of scavenging survivalists out of the prisoners. Then steal military grade weapons and use them for nothing else but taking down tall hotel buildings.
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when...there is a drill at your house called, "Dont drop the flower pot."
You know you listen to too much "We're Alive" when you start talking about the characters like they are actual people you know...
ex: me: "OMG MOM! Michael got trapped at the pumping station! I can't believe it!"
mom: "Who the hell is Michael? What pumping station?"
me: *calms down* "Nevermind. It's a zombie thing."
You know you're listening to We're alive to much when you know the exact number of steps to the exit at work from any point in the building.
You know you're listening to We're alive to much when you wonder if your patient turns into a biter if you can A. outrun them or B. take then down before they get you.
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when......thinking to yourself while going up the stairwell at work" There is no way I would last in the tower, I couldn't handle all the stairs!!" :p
Or, when your 3rd grader tells all his friends at school that if the zombies come, they all need to come with him, because his mom has it all figured out....and he's right!
You know you listen to We're Alive to much when a non-fire alarm goes off telling you to exit the building in an orderly fashion and all you can think is "It's finally happening! Zombies!!" And start looking for items that can become bludgeoning weapons.
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when you get mad at your co-workers because you found out who The Rat was and it 'just couldn't be! I has to be one of you assholes! This is bullshit! He couldn't have done it on his own! I know one of you helped him and I won't work with traitors! I quit!'
*laughs ass off *Quote:
Originally Posted by Osiris
where i work we hear a lot of artillery fire. you know you listen to WA too much when you hear them testing the big guns and think, "this time? no? awe."
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when... you get a pizza flyer with the pizza: The Fiery Hawaiian- and you giggle,then you go,"Thats Wrong."
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when every morning you thank whatever gods are listening that you don't live in L.A.
Oh wait... I did that before I ever heard of We're Alive.
Oh Osiris you just made me LOL in CLASS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Osiris
I'll do that from time to time. Sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by awkwardalex
When you're playing zombie invasion with your five year old and have to explain why you're doing "the zombie call".
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when... You start asking detailed questions whenever you encounter someone with a fresh scar or scratch. "Are you SURE you weren't bitten by anything?"
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when... you just finished your second play through of We're Not Dead.
You'd rather listen to this, then watch a zombie movie.
Man, I trained on Aberdeen and that testing was no joke. I learned how to sleep through it, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing...Quote:
Originally Posted by reaper239
You know listen to WA too much when:
- Your Bug Out Bag is at the door and it's ready to go.
- You don't have a Zombie Plan. You have several Zombie Plans, all structured to the type and severity of the outbreak.
- You know your way around the area well enough that you can get 50+ miles away without using any interstates.
- You've checked to make sure that you live outside the MSD should the nearest city get nuked in attempt to contain the outbreak.
No joke, I usually let out "It's a behemoth!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Hellbringer
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when you're watching a movie that takes place in LA and see or hear of locations you've heard about in an episode. Then you picture what's going on and being said, when suddenly you realize you've missed 10 minutes of the movie.
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when,.....you think you're an actual character in the show!
Seriously, I was just doing that at my mom-in-law's house. My husband's business is by far the safest place I know of, so far, and it's still not good enough!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marijke
You know you listen to We're Alive too much when you look at people like they're batshit insane because they have no idea why Latch is the key to the entire show.
That made more sense in my head.
You know you listen to We're Alive too much wheeeEEEEN ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE!!!!
....you seek out the best defensible locations no matter where you are. & You check strangers to make sure they arent bitten/infected.
I knew I listened to We're Alive too much when I took it to work with me. (I work at the hospital ^^') I plan my zombie plan everyday that I roam the halls. Also.. contact precaution rooms scare the hell out of me now. >.<
I also fell off of a treadmill while listening to the podcast at the gym. I had to explain to the guy next to me that a zombie startled me. XD
Welcome to the forums!Quote:
Originally Posted by feashaboo
I've done that at the hospital before, it makes you so paranoid!
Sounds very familer. I know exactly how many steps to the exit from the Rn station. Did you know IV poles make great melee weapons?Quote:
Originally Posted by feashaboo