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I think i am doing this right. The idea is that we tell a story, one line at a time. You can jump in wherever you want but just make sure that the line before and after your post is not yours. I shall start....
One day Ra1th was walking down the street minding his own business when suddenly..
He heard gun fire.
A woman ran past him and was shooting blindly over her shoulder with a look of terror on her face.
around the corner came a small tyrannosaurus rex with kitchen knives for claws chasing the woman.
"well if that isn't the darndest thing I've ever seen," ra1th said to himself.
and went back to writing poems while hopping on one foot.
Just then he felt a hand grab his shirt and yank him through a doorway.
Big bird put a knife to his throat and said "help me find snuffy or you are a dead man !"
someone set us up the bomb
With his last breath, Big Bird clinched Ra1th's hand and said..
"Please find Snuffy, he is the key to the survival of the world."
Ra1th knew there were only two places to look for a Snuffleupagus who doesn't want to be found.
Unfortunately, at that point Raptor Jesus dived around the corner holding a machine gun, breathing heavily.
Raptor Jesus and Ra1th locked eyes as a grenade rolled out from behind the wall, coming to a stop between them.
seconds pass... then nothing, it was a dud.
They both exhale and Raith opens his mouth to say something when suddenly, the grenade explodes sending them both sprawling!
As the dust settled Ra1th made a run for it and up the street and jumped onto a passing bus.
Ra1th shuffled through the Hawaiian Tropic models to find an empty seat at the rear.
Where he found Neal Patrick Harris sitting with his laptop open.
Neal Patrick Harris wanted to show Ra1th a video, he said it was Legendary.
Raith went to sit next to him, And Neil Patrick Harris said, "Don't sit there. I made some love stains..."
Ra1th Stared into NPH's eyes and slowly continued to sit on the seat he was warned about.
determined to not allow NPH's warning of love stains on the seat frighten him. Ra1th gave NPH the stink eye. " I am not afraid of your love stains."
Just as Ra!th Takes his seat, he slaps the Laptop off of NPH's lap. "I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR PETTY GAMES! The Fate of Snuffy, and the World... is in my hands.."
Just as Ra1th is about to exit the bus, Neil Patrick Harris rips off his suit revealing a oversized lab coat and gloves and begins to laugh in an evil manner.
saying "look down Ra1th, look down!" as he gyrates his hips and starts doing the chicken dance. Then he suddenly stops and says, "Hey, you wanna go to White Castle?"
Ra1th sighs, "I've had about enough, and guess what? The hammer is my FIST," and punches NPH square in the face.
as Ra1th slowly opens his eyes he gasps in horror that his punch had no effect! "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!" said NPH.
Meanwhile. Across the city...
nikvoodoo watches via video the events that have befallen Ra1th, while stroking his chin and saying in a most diabolical voice, "good, good..."
suddenly the door bursts open to reveal.....
Britt! breathing heavily, blood splattered everywhere. in her right hand a samurai sward, in her left, the head of Greg Miller.
Nikvoodoo jumps out of his chair and throws it at britt screaming "GO AWAY!!"
Britt yells "We have to get this head to the lab! We must submerge it in the nano-solution! Quickly!"
nikvoodoo jumps up saying "alright ill send my 2tall bots to help you!"
(shameless self story inserting complete)
Suddenly, Angel Tunudo swings by on a rope saying, "Like hell you will!" while snatching up Greg Miller's head right out of Britt's hand.
Then he releases the rope while pulling the ripcord on his parachute.
"Never mind," says Nikvoodoo, "The head was only a small part of the plan, at least we have Snuffy"
Laughing maniacally, he moved towards the locked door of Snuffy's closet prison, and banged on it with his fist, expecting to hear noises of fright from inside - but there was nothing but silence...
Ra1th and NPH enter the building on the first floor armed for battle. Ra1th in a suit of chainmail and swiss army knife and NPH with his laptop and half empty bottle of scotch.