Favorite quotes from the episodes of were alive

Well spare your lives , just walk away.
-Bert

"Does this look like a duck?" -Puck

"Oh hoho...this blind kid says I'm not helpful." -Datu

My Favorite one is Victor Talking about his wife. "The bitch was like Frodo, The ring went on and Evil Came out." Something like that..

"Me and Pegs would do anything for you guys. Oh wait, I just made us sound like prostitutes." - Riley

"Well I thought that was implied" - Michael

Michael, acting like a true playa

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"Me and Pegs would do anything for you guys. Oh wait, I just made us sound like prostitutes." - Riley

"Well I thought that was implied" - Michael

Michael, acting like a true playa

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Thats when the true romance began. Michael acts like the guy who doesn't know what to do with a girl, but we all know that's not true....

My favourite has to be "Its....Paul....."

Favorite funny quote:

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"Hey, look who it is!" - Saul
*thud*
"Did you really have to run over the commander?" - Angel
"Uhm... He was in the way" - Saul
"You swerved to hit him!" - Angel

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Favorite serious quote:

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"Point another gun at me, and I'll make sure you never use another one again." - Burt

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Burt: "Look, Michael, I'm writing in my journal, see? Aren't you proud?"

Michael: "Yeah. Thrilled."

Burt: *Note to self. Michael is an asshole.*

"Sit Back. Shut up. And say a prayer that I know where the hell I'm going." -Datu telling off Hope.