Walking Dead (could have spoilers)

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Originally Posted by Luna Guardian

You think those issues are bad? Then answer me this, who cuts everyone's grass in the zombie apocalypse?

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Best. Quote. EVER.

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Originally Posted by Deacon_Tyler

The worst part about the show

The convicts said they were locked in the cafeteria for some ridiculous amount of time like 9 or 10 months or some nonsense.....okay so they had food but

WHAT DID THEY DRINK? bottled water
HOW DID THEY SHAVE? a knife or sharp metal
WHO CUT THEIR HAIR? they cut their own hair, or didn't in some cases

Even if there were answers to the latter two questions (they smuggled in a year's supply of razors in the middle of a zombie apocalypse), WHY would they bother to maintain their hairstyles? habit, and short hair is useful in most situations. a knife can be sharpened to a razors edge fairly quickly, and using only rudimentary tools. long hair may be a result of a lack of maintenance

Also, how did the Caucasians and Latin gentlemen stay so tanned? the latino gentleman is naturally tan, that's why he's latino. and i know some white guys who don't spend a lot of time outside, but the have really dark skin pigment

It gets better - 1 well fed guy will produce over 300 pounds of excrement and well over 100 pounds of urine in a year's time. Multiply that by five and the cooler they were pooping in would not be big enough, plus the ammonia in all that urine in an enclosed space would kill them. Even if it didn't, it would not only bleach their prison jumpsuits, but cause them to disintegrate. remember when rick opened the freezer? a prison freezer has to be large enough to acommodate several days worth of food for several thousand inmates. latrine. also, there were bars on the windows, but the windows weren't sealed. excrement could be thrown outside.

Plus, the smell....wow. Imagine how much sweat they would have produced in that amount of time - they would have looked as though they were covered in crude oil and probably filled with parasites like scabies. Plus, scurvy! prisons keep large ammounts a water on hand for emergencies, plus there would be cleaners in there. as far as scurvy or scabies, there are ways to get around that.

I quite literally hate myself for watching the walking dead religiously, but it is quite literally the only game in town as far as zombie tv shows :/

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i'm too lazy to seperate them, so my responses are in blue

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Originally Posted by Luna Guardian

You think those issues are bad? Then answer me this, who cuts everyone's grass in the zombie apocalypse?

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the mad gardener who only wants to cut grass.

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Originally Posted by reaper239

i'm too lazy to seperate them, so my responses are in blue

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A year's worth of bottled water in a budget conscious prison? I'm dubious. I could *almost* believe some sort of gravity fed well tap (and I'm making that term up).
As for shaving with kitchen knives for a year - no, just no.
I'm biracial, but have the complexion of a latino and there is a marked difference between natural pigment and tanned, The latter of which appears more of a reddish hue. The Caucasian man was very clearly tanned.

I will bite on your explanation of throwing excrement out the windows - very plausible.

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Originally Posted by Luna Guardian

You think those issues are bad? Then answer me this, who cuts everyone's grass in the zombie apocalypse?

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You didn't see the herd of zombie sheep?

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Originally Posted by Luna Guardian

You think those issues are bad? Then answer me this, who cuts everyone's grass in the zombie apocalypse?

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I have never fucking thought of this. Goddammit, man, now I can't stop.

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Originally Posted by Blood & Ice Cream

Image was here.

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Jesus, this is one of the best images I've seen on this forum.

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Originally Posted by Cabbage Patch

You didn't see the herd of zombie sheep?

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Must've missed it, I'll look for it when it comes baaaah-ck

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Originally Posted by Luna Guardian

Must've missed it, I'll look for it when it comes baaaah-ck

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no! bad luna, bad!

Oh come on, it was punny! And I think you meant to say "Baaah-d Luna"