crackpot theories and thoughts

Alright you knuckleheads....here you go

Commander Randy
after a semi illustrious career as a professional wrestler commander Randy savage returned to his original love...the military. His new duties put him in charge of a small group if reserve soldiers...then, tragedy! As Randy was returning to the base after a meet and greet in Oxnard ..the call came in..riots in the streets people ripping each other to shreds....pandemonium..

Along the way...randy stopped to help a wayward kitten..he always loved cats..couldnt help it...as he bent down to pick up the fearful kitten..footsteps approached from behind..be the time he knew what was happening, it was already too late

The undead life felt strange at first. His body felt strange, as if he had little control over it..in fact, it was as if his body was under iits own control now..and all his brain could register was the hunger.....that terrible hunger..as he fought to regain control of his body and mind, a flash memory of the last place he was going occurred...the base

upon busting down the gate, he and the hundred "new recruits" he had unwittingly brought along with him could smell the flesh, but they couldn't find it...the scent lingered for some time...how long he couldn't say...and then....a hummer ran him over

Well that hurt! Randy thought...and be then realized, he.....thought. The hunger no longer had the paralyzing control over his mind..he could think on his own...and plan...but first he had to find a way to fix his broken arms, and a leg, and a foot..a couple ribs....blah blah blah...
well, that was fun!

Love it! I like how he had a Burt moment in there! Plus kittens. Always good to save a kitten or two.

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Originally Posted by Magrat

Bwahahahaha! The commander SHALL be Randi! We shall make it so!

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hurray!! A follower!! :)

I have a rather simple question, im new so bare with me as this may have been asked... Did we ever really find out what they do with the bodies? while yes some of them must be being eaten don't you think the smarter ones or the "Brains" might be doing experiments on some of their own? or for that matter the living? i find it odd that they would only have a few people in a small room in the arena as their food source... it seemed like when Samantha was killed they were doing some sort of ritual (just a thought). Obviously Someone (or something) is making more of the "specials" as the newly tattooed "small" is evidence of such an idea. Are they using the dead undead as test subjects to make these specials? It seems to me like we have only begun to see the full power of the "commander" units (or unit) and all of the other "specials", anyway long winded but just throwing some stuff out there.

Also I would like to say that Todd i like your ant articles, i actually ran across the "zombie ants" in my biology class while talking to my teacher about the plausability of zombies (and if there could be a cure), and i have to say this fungi fascinates me. Frankly the fact that a fungi can control everything a creature does (and by the way the parasite is smart enough to make the ant ACT like a NORMAL ant which scares the shit out of me to say the least...) simply as i said scares me. While no i dont think this will ever spread to humans you have to admit that there are such things as "zombie" (at least in the most simple sense). Oh and my 2 cents on the rat, frankly i dont think its kelly, if it was wouldn't Pippin have called her out when they questioned him? I would have... i mean it would gain great favor with the tower if you called out the rat that has been aiding the mallers... BUT i do see how it COULD be kelly. Really it seems as if kelly changes her attitude twords the leadership of the tower (and michael) quite drastically after her nephews death.... ever sense that moment i haven't really trusted her sense (sure she has that moment with him when they take a break and she talks about grief but i just don't think that would change her mind so quickly). Anyway lots of ramblin but hey, this thread is for that right? :P also... Saul is a damn knucle head... and it seems that he is getting good treatment because A- the leadership likes him and B- His momma is the only real DOCTOR among them... don't piss momma of by rejecting her baby?? also i think Saul might come back to the tower after he hears what has happened to his mom... Just my thought :3

Also with this last section i have to throw this out there... Obviously Burt is going to die soon (or atleast in my mind) so what about this, what if Burt gets taken out trying to save angel (which is successful) and then burt gets turned... Which in this theory he will... what if burt comes back as a villain? a "commander" maybe? If so then what if he adds his knowledge of where the tower is re-locating to to the zombie hive mind? if there is no hive mind then what if he just tells "ink" or whoever the zombies leader is the towers plans to move? Does ink (or the leader) want them so bad that he would possibly chase them? if so could this spell the end for our beloved tower dwellers? DUN DUN DUN! Just another crackpot theory ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii

If you like zombie ants check this out...

I did not read this, I am already familiar with it. Some people speculate that it affects humans. No matter where you go, there always seem to be a crazy cat lady

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Originally Posted by Arthur LaMarche

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii

If you like zombie ants check this out...

I did not read this, I am already familiar with it. Some people speculate that it affects humans. No matter where you go, there always seem to be a crazy cat lady

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And now my friend i am creeped the hell out. BUT these things totally intrigue me! awesome article man.

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Originally Posted by ToxicTofu

I have a rather simple question, im new so bare with me as this may have been asked... Did we ever really find out what they do with the bodies? while yes some of them must be being eaten don't you think the smarter ones or the "Brains" might be doing experiments on some of their own? or for that matter the living? i find it odd that they would only have a few people in a small room in the arena as their food source... it seemed like when Samantha was killed they were doing some sort of ritual (just a thought). Obviously Someone (or something) is making more of the "specials" as the newly tattooed "small" is evidence of such an idea. Are they using the dead undead as test subjects to make these specials? It seems to me like we have only begun to see the full power of the "commander" units (or unit) and all of the other "specials", anyway long winded but just throwing some stuff out there.

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i just noticed this....if we stick with the arena being a "hive" in an ant type fashion. the bodies/body parts in the interior of the arena would serve as dual purpose. 1: to create a maze enviroment 2:food storage. the bodies on the exterior of the arena are the actual dead zoms...not for consumption. some species of ants will stack their dead in insteresting ways and actually bring their dead with them if they have to move the hive..always keeping their dead just outside the hive

so an interesting discussion came about on another thread today. basically, we began speculating on the effects of frequencies on the brain. be that radio,electromagnetic, radiation waves...any of the above could fill the scenario we tried to create. the jist of the idea is this; if the human mind within the "undead" of the w/averse still are actually human. could the mutated genetics of the mind be changed in such a way to essentially "share" a mind?....or even a consciousness? and if the "normal" people are geared to be a part of the hive mind, where would a unique mind fit in? what affect would mental psychosis have on the hive mind?...in the end the possibility is ink/paul/onewithmarkings...a standout among the hive..

so where do we go from there? well if this scenario we are looking at is true what we have is a sign of the growth of the "smart ones" intellegence right in front of our eyes. in the begining there was no organization among the zoms, they just ran around nom,nom,nomming whatever they saw, then we saw the pack mentality arise. after that we learned of the arena and the presence of the hive, and the organization behind that...now an entire army moving together as one...if we think of this as the one mind merely forcing his "frequeny of mind" onto the others,overtaking the hive mind.....making it his hive mind...now thats something

and that brings me to the interesting question....skittles?...i for one get the feeling that ground zero is the source of the radiowaves or what-have-you that caused the change in the zoms..we have seen the affects it has on "normal" people in pegs and victor. what im curious about is how would ground zero affect skittles?...im willing to bet that ground zero will/would have no affect on skittles....if his brain is also wired different, the thing in ground zero that disrupts the mental field in normal people would have little to no neurological affects on him, hell, he may even be able to function normally in there. i can see it now, skittles on a ten speed, riding through ground zero with a helmet cam on top of his head. would actually make sense if that became his safe haven in the end.

well thats about all ive got on this one, as usual.....plausible?..no possible?...yes

todd out