Originally Posted by
reaper239
i appreciate dickens contribution to literature, i cannot read his work. it's like rubbing sandpaper on my eyeballs and the splashing some nice soothing hot sauce in there. i just want to bite the book. literally, i want to bite the thing. i made it through great expectations in school and thought i was never going to read another book again. it wasn't until i found zombie literature that i realized that reading didn't have to be less preferable to cutting off your arm at the elbow by shaving off slices starting at the finger tips.