Chapter 31 Family Ties Part 2

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Originally Posted by Eviebae

...ending with Scratch wrapped around Burt atop a tank plowing through a horde of zombies--Desert Eagles Blazing. Burt chomps a cigar tight in a huge shit-eating grin; steering with his feet smashing thousands of zombies to jelly while "Born in the USA" blares. Finally, realizing they are out of ammo, Scratch bends Burt back in a passionate kiss and the 40gazillion megaton nuke in the belly of the tank blows and they both go out in a ball of fury and thunder.

Yup, that.

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I think I've gone blind.

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Originally Posted by Eviebae

...ending with Scratch wrapped around Burt atop a tank plowing through a horde of zombies--Desert Eagles Blazing. Burt chomps a cigar tight in a huge shit-eating grin; steering with his feet smashing thousands of zombies to jelly while "Born in the USA" blares. Finally, realizing they are out of ammo, Scratch bends Burt back in a passionate kiss and the 40gazillion megaton nuke in the belly of the tank blows and they both go out in a ball of fury and thunder.

Yup, that.

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...ending with Scratch wrapped around Burt atop a tank plowing through a horde of zombies--Desert Eagles Blazing. Burt chomps a cigar tight in a huge shit-eating grin; steering with his feet smashing thousands of zombies to jelly while "Born in the USA" blares. Finally, realizing they are out of ammo, Scratch bends Burt back in a passionate kiss and the 40gazillion megaton nuke in the belly of the tank blows and they both go out in a ball of fury and thunder.

Yup, that.

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Someone has to draw that. I would if I knew how to draw well, but nope.

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Originally Posted by Cabbage Patch

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It needs "Play Burt Mode"

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Originally Posted by Kuolinkorinaa

Someone has to draw that. I would if I knew how to draw well, but nope.

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Nooooooooooooooooo

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Originally Posted by Osiris

Nooooooooooooooooo

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Come on, it has potential. I have seen way more frightening crackships.

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Originally Posted by daredevil

It needs "Play Burt Mode"

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I'm pretty sure that would be an entirely different game, more along the lines of Burt letting someone of lesser badassery drive the tank while he goes on foot and rips all the zombies apart with his bare hands.

Yeah.... but... :squint:

I could do it...but I refuse.

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Originally Posted by 7oddisdead

I could do it...but I refuse.

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I'm not sure you realize its potential... At least, the way I'm seeing it in my head. I wish I had that machine from Final Fantasy that records thoughts straight from your mind.