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All broken again. Someone call the walking chemotherapy machine?
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Attachment 1050
All broken again. Someone call the walking chemotherapy machine?
I think that nuke was the best thing to ever happen!
I think this was the worst Nuke to ever happen...
I never understood why everyone wanted the game.
i was going to post the worlds worst video game but it was so horrible the site wouldn't accept it. instead here is a nice soothing serial killer
Couldn't think of a clever reply.
Whoa man! Mellow out dude! Everything's copasetic...
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But they sure know how to throw an epic party!
Woodstock '99. Not an epic party.
They just lost the message man!
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Not as bad as the desperate American, Russian and German people lost their way.
Can we not kill this with political jabber and just have a nice picture war?
War....HUH!
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War..WITH STYLE!!
Robot Santa: I brought the elves back from vacation,
chained them up and called my holiday friends.
Kwanzaabot: Kwanzaabot.
Chanuka Zombie: And the Chanuka Zombie.
Robot Santa: Three mad wise men
bearing murder and frankincense.
Robot Santa's Elves: Damn you, doo doo doo doo.
Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Shutup.
Now fetch those bunnies by the armful.
Robot Santa's Elves: Says who? doo doo doo doo.
Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Says me.
Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door,
this toyshop's goin' to war.
Chanuka Zombie: Talmud says be slow to anger,
low-down scammers got me seeing red.
Got my TIE Fighter out of the hangar.
Jump back Jack,
'cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead.
Robot Santa's Elves: Ten-hut, doo doo doo doo.
Chanuka Zombie: [simultaneous] Dreidel, dreidel,
I made it out of blasting clay.
Robot Santa's Elves: You're nuts, doo doo doo doo.
Chanuka Zombie: [simultaneous] And when it's dry and ready,
for mercy they will pray,
I can't wait eight nights or more.
This zombie's goin' to war.
[Robot Santa begins beat-boxing]
Kwanzaabot: Ch, Check it out,
Kwanzaabot in the neptizzle hizzle,
with my inhuman beat-box,
busy building missiles.
They're guided by these cute dancing fairy figures.
Careful little elf, that's proximity-triggered.
I'm fighting back for Kwanzaa so the children won't miss it.
I'm confused about its meaning,
but I know it when they diss it.
So Santa?
Santa: Yeah, Kay?
Kwanzaabot: Cee Zee?
Chanuka Zombie: Hey, hey.
Kwanzaabot: Let's slay them pimps.
Come on, pimp my sleigh.
Chanuka Zombie: Easy with that toy artillery,
Torgo's Powder's deadly but unstable.
Robot Santa: [spoken] Can they sue for liability?
Nixon: [spoken] Certainly not!
Robot Santa: Use as much as you are able.
Robot Santa's Elves: This bites, doo doo doo doo
Robot Santa: [simultaneous] You signed away your rights when you were hired.
Nixon & Leela: Now, let's fight.
Robot Santa's Elves: ...doo doo doo doo.
Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Okay, chestnuts roasting I'm gonna open fire.
Prepare for gore galore.
Santa, Kwanzaabot & Chanuka Zombie': This trinity's goin' to war
I bet you could have put that last line in only and it would have worked just fine.
as always, batman beats the joker
The Bane of his existence. Although maybe thats the judge who kept lettinng all those crimms out in 1960's? How can someone be in for life and released again before Robin could grow a Bat-tash?
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Not only do the cops embarrass you, they wompass that ass!
NWA has something to say about the police...(if I have to tell you what it is, you're too young!) :p
I guess I'm too young then. No se.
Google is thy friend. It holds all the answers
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Originally Posted by nikvoodoo
Including the things you really didn't want to know.
you were saying...
Another shitty show William Shatner was in
if it was that bad, then let's go with history and ask General Hooker about it.
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Actual $2 hookers.
Proudly carrying on their prestigious Hooker name I may add.
Wait....they come cheaper than $1,000 an hour?????!!!
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Sorry buddy- guess Texas beats NY in the prostitution department!
(They have the best red light district, or so I here)
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Who needs to buy a date when you can OWN a date?!
(I <3 controversy)
Slightly gruesome. Probably not exactly safe for work.
SPOILER
Hey! You lied! There was no money in there!
Hoy could you miss so badly?
Gimme a kiss!!
Give us a kiss:
beer? with a face like that, they should be eating spinach. Maybe Robin Williams can show them how it's really done.
