I see your woodpecker and raise you a bird flu.
Edit: Fixed. Thanks, HardKor!
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I see your woodpecker and raise you a bird flu.
Edit: Fixed. Thanks, HardKor!
I see your bird flu remedy, and give you the bird.
ASL does not approve of your dirty hand
Stop throwing gang signs!!!
All you need is (emo) love
The Fonz > Ringo
Unfortunately, Fonzie jumped the shark
and had Roy Orbison tattooed on his ass
Of course, not all asinine tattoos are ass tattoos.
spelling fail!!
Pop-Tardis: Breakfast of Time Lords
(And damn the internet for not having anything like this readily available!)
Time Lord? Let's do the Time Warp!
what is it exactally this guy wont do??
^^ Meatloaf won't do this ^^
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Unless you roll a 20. Then he has to try to dodge...:yay:
Every role has a possibility of...
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snake eyes.
Damn it! I just had a pedicure
(not for the squeemish)
SPOILER
I'll get my snake oil this way instead. (yes, gullibility will ensue)
Collecting the best kind of snake juice.
Better juice.
The best juice
JUICE!!!
Juice!!!... Newton.
....juice.
"If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit."
"It's all in the reflexes..."
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damn reflexes...
...meanwhile, up on the 11th floor, Chiquita decided to end it all.
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It would be so much more arousing if he'd gotten naked.
this should be the preferred fate of all good bananas
The superior fruit.
I hate oranges. Because of this....
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Stupid ass annoying orange! you are not funny!
you cannot beat Dr Hax
Patches beat haxorz. Although it will take a very large patch to fix windows xD
Notch's patches are either incomplete, or actually break things.
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Breaking people and killing Things...
breaking, killing.... call Mr. Fixit (aka the Hulk when he turned gray toned and ran to Vegas)
I can destroy you again like i did in 2003
(Ang Lee)
Must. Stop. Destroyah!
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