I heard cats are like marshmellows when put in a microwave...
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I heard cats are like marshmellows when put in a microwave...
do not toast !
kitty strikes back
kitty smash !
Dogs are better
I know this makes me sound evil, but I hate dogs.
Dogs crap out one end and bark out the other!
Dog is mans best friend.
What was the last time your best friend drooled on your favourite pair of slippers?
This thing drools on everything!
...drool is a bitch to clean.
blood and drool
There is something to be said about taking proper precautions.
You tell em revolver!
make it sound nasty
fear the beard skull
(btw in case it's not clear the point is the flesh eating bacteria)
The people in this movie also dealt with flesh eating bacteria.
I'd rather watch this movie instead.
This movie has fevers that lead to big dance numbers....
More my kind of pirate
I like this pirate movie...
"Watch" that enough and you'll go blind.
So your the reason my Mr Whiskers died!!
SPOILER
Kitten by Stephen Lynch
If the game of life makes you
Feel like quittin'
It helps a lot if you
Kill a kitten
try and kill this kitten
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
you're getting fat
I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
part of it, tempt me
All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault.
We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood
You smell like something dead
You smell like something dead
You smell like something dead
Why does it always go back to cats? Anyways....Just take a bath if youre smelly...
first off, why is there a chunk of meat in the pool with the cat, and secondly
kitty doesn't like water
Water is wet. I is wet. Fruit is wet. I hate mondays.
GOOD LAWD!!!
The previous post has nothing to do with Rogaine.
Or you can skip the Rogaine and do something like this???
Found the shoes that guy wears too...
And his little dog too!
That blasted movie has made so many stereotypes and lame jokes about Kansas, it's kind of annoying to be from this flat hell.
I've heard bad things...