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"Over here, that meats too chewy!"
Fat, that, cat, democrat..
You know, if you were inclined you could add these quotes to the wiki... just saying...
Hit him again!
Haha in Chapter 9 when Riley and Angel are at a giant pile of bodies and
Riley asks - "Why would they do that" and
Angel replies with - "Hold on, let me check my zombie manual and get back to you.
Also earlier in that chapter when Angel, Riley and Datu are at a liquor store and they see a zombie with a broken leg outside and the conversation went like
Angel - Riley, could you hit his other leg?
Riley - With my bow? ;)
Angel - I was thinking with an arrow, but if you wanted throw the bow at him, might hurt a little a less.
Riley - Smart ass.
Latest episode has one of the best quotes in a while:
Guard: "So do you wish to file a complaint against Bixby or will the shoveling be enough?"
Michael: "You can explain the situation to him when he comes to. Tell him if he does it again, I'll use something sharper."
The shoveling? Ha! I was laughing pretty hard on that. Didn't realize that was an acceptable form of discipline. :)
I loved that part. Burt's voice reminded me of the bad guy from the first Highlander movie. My favorite quote is far from funny though. It was a very dramatic moment at the close of 4-3 Rules and Regulations, when Michael kicks Kelly out into the rain, then saves her from a runner. She rushes back into the safety of the tower.
Michael: "No Angel, go ahead and open it back up! [to Kelly] You were just leaving, weren't you?! Well you best be on your way. I'm sure the rain will wash those chunks out of your clothes in no time."
Kelly: "I...I changed my mind."
Michael: "On your feet."
Riley: "Michael?"
Michael to Kelly: "You heard me, get up!"
Kelly: "I want to stay."
Michael: "Well it's too late! We don't want you to stay. Leave! Now! GET UP!"
Kelly: "Please...don't. I don't want to go out there."
Michael: "I'm tired of this, Kelly. I am.
...interruptions...
Michael: "I just sent two of my good friends out there to try and help you people, and I'll be damned if you throw it back in their faces. EVERYONE makes sacrifices here! You're not the only one. You remember that! You pull this shit again and you'll never come back! And that goes for any of ya!"
Not only was it a well written scene but incredibly well delivered. Kudos to Jim Gleason for making me shake from the intensity in his voice. Michael was seriously pissed and I felt it. This was a scene that despite all that has happened since, still stands out vividly in my mind.
"You! Give me a shovel. "
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You just don't know when to shut up, do ya?!"
wow same reactions here lol kinda werid but hey it's good
I love that one so much. Just when Angel and Burt have settled their differences like men and they can relax for a moment, Michael "Hit him again!"
My other favourite is all the way back in 1-2, the quote that let me know I would love this series,
Angel: Did you really have to run over the Commander?!
Saul: Um, he was in the way
Angel: YOU SWERVED TO HIT HIM!
I could listen to that exchange for like an hour
This is still my absolute favorite.
Mary had a lit*BOOM*tle*BOOM* lamb*BOOM*. Lit*BOOM*tle*BOOM* lamb*click*...*click**click*... Aw, but I wasn't done with my song.
And justt before it: Angel -
Oh yeah! Whooo! Now's it Angel's turn! Die! Whooo! Die, die! Burt's got nothing on me!... Aw... I'm out.
I haven't been on the forum in quite awhile, but I so loved this quote in 19-2 that I had to share the love: Michael has finally regained consciousness after the surgery to re-break his arm, and he finds Pegs. She asks if he's planning something. He replies, "I've been awake maybe an hour already. Of course I have a plan."
George Peppard couldn't have said it better.
One of the most awesome scenes recently was when Peggs got tazed. Michael said " Come on what are they gonna do?" Bixby "I said get back to work!" Peggs "Uhhhohhoouhhh!?!" Michael "WHAT THE HELL!!" Bixbyr "I'm well within my right. Shhh-shhhee wasn't working. Now go on before i report YOU too." Michael " Oh thats how it is? You, hand me a shovel!" Bixby "There's no need for you to have a shovel...you don't work in this department" BAM "OOOHMPHH". "i'm ...well..within my...right." BAM Michael " You don't know when to shuttup do ya?"
I lauged so hard during this scene. Its not a one liner but priceless retribution. My personality is just like Michael's and it felt like I was swinging that shovel and connecting on that guys face. Just Awesome. I put my favorite quotes of that conversation in bold. I noticed others enjoying this scene on page 6. :) Gotta love Michael.
I don't remember the episode, but I remember the gist:
"I wasn't supposed to even be here!" (not sure about the "even") I thought it was a Clerks reference (Kevin Smith) especially given that he self financed his Movie.
"This radio show includes loud sudden noises and some adult situations, please listen responsibly"
I have no idea why, but the idea of someone listening to a podcast 'irresponsibly' makes me laugh, then again in second place there's that guy, who in the midst of an apocalypse still had the courage to go out there and sell fish-tanks while playing royalty-free music.
Too bad that turned out to be empty plot thread, as my predicion of the survivors repopulating in the protection of a glass bowl, turned out not to be true, then again K.C. is good at keeping a compelling story going and who knows, maybe Skittles is actually the 'Fish-Tank Guy'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
I'm pretty sure that was the moment where I officially became hooked on the show.
My other favorite quote has got to be Pegs saying she found the boat manual after they crashed the boat.
I also love about 75% of whatever Burt says,
"Three I told you so's in one day, gotta be a record"
"Note to self, Michael is an asshole"
"Point to Michael"
Burt: "I will never touch another drop again I swear babe, just let us get out of this"
Michael: "Why are you talking to your gun?"
Why aren't you talking to yours Michael? I love how Burt has a Desert Eagle as his memento of his wife, badass and sweet at the same time
One of my favorite quotes of all time has to be from Burt:
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
I freakin' love that.
Burt episode 12-4
"Hey scarface say hello to my little friend !!"
also in that episode or maybe 12-3 burt "See mallers run. run mallers run !"
Chapter 11.2
Pegs: Michael, can I talk you?
Michael: Yah.
Pegs: . . . in private?
Saul: heh heh heh private heh heh
Chapter 6 - Part 3 of 3 (The Remains of Eastern Bay)
Scratch: I SEE YOU!
Saul: I see you too, bitch!