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May 30th, 2012, 06:01 AM
reaper239

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Originally Posted by Osiris

5/29 Police: Hackensack Man Stabbed Himself, Threw His Skin and Intestines At Officers: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/...s-at-officers/

hey, no guts no glory.
May 30th, 2012, 06:03 AM
Mikeyd2tall

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Originally Posted by reaper239

hey, no guts no glory.

well played sir :D
May 30th, 2012, 06:03 AM
Osiris

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May 30th, 2012, 08:22 AM
Osiris

First post updated with possible source.
May 30th, 2012, 08:56 AM
yarri

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Originally Posted by Osiris

First post updated with possible source.

They're blaming bath salts? Seriously?
May 30th, 2012, 10:20 AM
Bullethead

Im not sure who it was who said they hope the survivor can shed some light on the situation...but if you look at whats left of his face, I doubt he'll be telling us anything.

Google image search Ronald Poppo. Pictures came to light early this morning.

For those with a weak stomach, I don't recommend looking. Basically its Ground Beef with a beard. You cannot tell where the mans eyes are/were, cannot make out where his nose is/was, the only recognizable features are Mr. Poppo's goatee and a hole that I can only guess is his mouth. The fact that he is alive (even if on life support) is nothing short of astonishing.

Standby for reports of medical staff being bitten within the week.
May 30th, 2012, 11:37 AM
Loyal Retainer

Bath Salts... is a hell of a drug. There was a guy in North Carolina, if I remember correctly, got messed up on them stole two goat from his neighbors and killed them. He was found in his own bedroom by the police wearing women's lingerie with the two dead goats cut open and spread around the room.
May 30th, 2012, 02:27 PM
ClearSights

Here is a website of the two men involved....You can clink a link within this page to see the guys face afterwards....But I warn it's very graphic and in no way would I ever believe that the person is alive...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/alle...ly-horrifying/

^ That link does not have anything graphic
May 30th, 2012, 02:40 PM
Osiris

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Originally Posted by yarri

They're blaming bath salts? Seriously?

:hsugh: Missed something in the first pass? Addendum 2.
May 30th, 2012, 02:42 PM
Osiris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullethead

Im not sure who it was who said they hope the survivor can shed some light on the situation...but if you look at whats left of his face, I doubt he'll be telling us anything.

Google image search Ronald Poppo. Pictures came to light early this morning.

For those with a weak stomach, I don't recommend looking. Basically its Ground Beef with a beard. You cannot tell where the mans eyes are/were, cannot make out where his nose is/was, the only recognizable features are Mr. Poppo's goatee and a hole that I can only guess is his mouth. The fact that he is alive (even if on life support) is nothing short of astonishing.

Standby for reports of medical staff being bitten within the week.

Saw the pics yesterday on _____.com and they are grisly, at best. I could have gone my entire life not having viewed them. Not that it was too much for me, just that I realized as I was looking at them, that I didn't really need to see it.
May 30th, 2012, 03:47 PM
nikvoodoo

Well if this whole rash of incidents is like WA, it's reached Canada.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-3...s-case/4043344

We found the Ink of Reality
May 30th, 2012, 04:09 PM
Osiris

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Originally Posted by nikvoodoo

Well if this whole rash of incidents is like WA, it's reached Canada.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-3...s-case/4043344

We found the Ink of Reality

Naw, bro. That shit happens all the time here. We just don't usually bring it up. It's like saying "oh the sun came up this morning."
May 31st, 2012, 07:46 AM
nikvoodoo

Daily Beast Article mapping out Zombie activities
May 31st, 2012, 07:53 AM
Osiris

Please take note: this shit don't go down in Canada. We've got our act together.
May 31st, 2012, 07:55 AM
Osiris

:hsugh:
May 31st, 2012, 08:04 AM
ClearSights

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikvoodoo

Well if this whole rash of incidents is like WA, it's reached Canada.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-3...s-case/4043344

We found the Ink of Reality

Is it just me or is that guy really, really ridiculously good-looking? (Movie Reference)
May 31st, 2012, 08:19 AM
nikvoodoo

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Originally Posted by Osiris

Please take note: this shit don't go down in Canada. We've got our act together.

just you wait....
May 31st, 2012, 08:49 AM
Nate Eeez

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Originally Posted by ClearSights

I know, you can get most of those pittsburgh people confused with zombies....haha (Philly Fan)

*shakes fist* Steelers fan!
May 31st, 2012, 09:00 AM
Nate Eeez

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Originally Posted by Loyal Retainer

Bath Salts... is a hell of a drug. There was a guy in North Carolina, if I remember correctly, got messed up on them stole two goat from his neighbors and killed them. He was found in his own bedroom by the police wearing women's lingerie with the two dead goats cut open and spread around the room.

Drugs allow us to release/unleash our inner desires.
May 31st, 2012, 12:16 PM
Osiris

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Originally Posted by nikvoodoo

just you wait....

While we're waiting... how about Baltimore?

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/mar...,4066697.story
May 31st, 2012, 12:38 PM
nikvoodoo

Actually, we're done waiting....we were done waiting 4 years ago!

http://www.ivegotthenews.net/2012/05...-bus-cannibal/

Canadian Bus Cannibal
May 31st, 2012, 04:04 PM
Osiris

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Originally Posted by nikvoodoo

Actually, we're done waiting....we were done waiting 4 years ago!

http://www.ivegotthenews.net/2012/05...-bus-cannibal/

Canadian Bus Cannibal

404 No Cannibal Found. He just hacked off the guy's head is all.
May 31st, 2012, 04:08 PM
nikvoodoo

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Originally Posted by Osiris

404 No Cannibal Found. He just hacked off the guy's head is all.

and ate his eyes, ears and tongue.
May 31st, 2012, 04:13 PM
Osiris

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Originally Posted by nikvoodoo

and ate his eyes, ears and tongue.

No, sir. That was corrected a few days later. Media sensationalized it. He wasn't eating the tongue, he was practising his kisses.
May 31st, 2012, 07:08 PM
random_highjinx

Ugh. If I had a dollar for every time I saw this "ZOMG MIAMI ZOMBIE!", I'd be a lot richer and possibly less annoyed.

Well, richer anyway.

Probably still annoyed.
May 31st, 2012, 10:54 PM
Witch_Doctor

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Originally Posted by nikvoodoo

Actually, we're done waiting....we were done waiting 4 years ago!
http://www.ivegotthenews.net/2012/05...-bus-cannibal/
Canadian Bus Cannibal

Nah, that guy used a knife. That's too classy. No real zombie would be caught undead using a knife on its victim. It's like drinking tea with your pinky extended.
Jun 1st, 2012, 04:16 AM
GodofInsanity

Causeway Cannibal

Ok I put this under TV cause it was on the news. Has anyone else seen this about the guy in Florida. Has a thread been started on it. If not here is a link.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29...es-last-hours/
Jun 1st, 2012, 05:37 AM
nikvoodoo

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Originally Posted by GodofInsanity

Ok I put this under TV cause it was on the news. Has anyone else seen this about the guy in Florida. Has a thread been started on it. If not here is a link.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29...es-last-hours/

Yup. There is definitely a thread already. I'm merging this to that now.
Jun 1st, 2012, 06:22 AM
nikvoodoo

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Originally Posted by Witch_Doctor

Nah, that guy used a knife. That's too classy. No real zombie would be caught undead using a knife on its victim. It's like drinking tea with your pinky extended.

Regardless of method, parts of the victim were missing with the only explanation being they were eaten.

And in other news: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/news_ar...-within-a-week

Maryland joins in the fun!
Jun 1st, 2012, 07:37 AM
ClearSights

Heres another video of the maryland one....It's moving north!

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justic...html?hpt=hp_t2
Jun 1st, 2012, 08:26 AM
Witch_Doctor

Originally Posted by Witch_Doctor

Nah, that guy used a knife. That's too classy. No real zombie would be caught undead using a knife on its victim. It's like drinking tea with your pinky extended.

[QUOTE=nikvoodoo;41761]Regardless of method, parts of the victim were missing with the only explanation being they were eaten.
QUOTE]

Eating the body parts just makes him a cannibal. Besides, 2008 is not an Apocalyptical year like 1999, 2000 or 2012.
Jun 1st, 2012, 08:56 AM
nikvoodoo

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Originally Posted by Witch_Doctor

Eating the body parts just makes him a cannibal. Besides, 2008 is not an Apocalyptical year like 1999, 2000 or 2012.

Well if that's the case, then the things we're mentioning in this thread are cannibals and not zombies. Suspension of disbelief.
Jun 1st, 2012, 11:12 AM
Osiris

wtf quoting
Jun 1st, 2012, 01:46 PM
GodofInsanity

I got a sister in law that swears the bath salts is a cover up and that this is a virus that eats away at your intestines making you crave for human flesh. I am not sure how my intestines nomming on themselves make me want human flesh but hey, however.
Jun 1st, 2012, 02:48 PM
7oddisdead

Ya know, every time I think about this now I get visions of Woodstock..

Can I have your attention please, don't eat the brown acid...
Jun 1st, 2012, 05:07 PM
Osiris

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Originally Posted by GodofInsanity

I got a sister in law that swears the bath salts is a cover up and that this is a virus that eats away at your intestines making you crave for human flesh. I am not sure how my intestines nomming on themselves make me want human flesh but hey, however.

However what? don't leave me hanging!

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Originally Posted by 7oddisdead

Ya know, every time I think about this now I get visions of Woodstock..

Can I have your attention please, don't eat the brown acid...

Aw man, it wasn't THAT bad. Shit. Some people call it a bad trip, I just call it "Finally getting some decent shit." You with me?
Jun 1st, 2012, 05:42 PM
7oddisdead

:hsugh:
Jun 1st, 2012, 06:11 PM
itsallgoodie

http://www.reddit.com/r/2012Zombieevents
Jun 1st, 2012, 06:24 PM
Osiris

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Originally Posted by 7oddisdead

:hsugh:

:hsugh:
Jun 1st, 2012, 10:02 PM
Witch_Doctor

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Originally Posted by nikvoodoo

Well if that's the case, then the things we're mentioning in this thread are cannibals and not zombies. Suspension of disbelief.

Uh, see Zombies are what we call "Make Believe", kind of like a Unicorn or a Cyclops. Of course you can change a 'make believe' thing around a bit. Say, give he Unicorn wings or a rainbow tail, or make the Cyclops a giant. But there are some changes that just down right take away the 'make believiness' out of a 'make believe' thing. If you find a Unicorn with no horn, well, that's just a horse. A two-eyed Cyclops is just a dude. A zombie eating someone with a knife.... Hannibal Lector.

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