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NPH lifts his hand to signal a stop. he cocks his head while squinting at Ra1th's face. "you look like a Lake. I'll call you Lake." but it's Ra1-" "you're Lake." "okay, i guess i'm Lake then. Shall we continue?" NPH stares into the distance ahead, "Yes...Yes we shall."
"You are aware that this is to be done one line at a time, and not 6 sentences at a time, gentleman," said Nikvoodoo over the building's PA system.
But unknown to nikvoodoo, his voice was so BOOMING that he PA system over-loaded and . . .
the rallying cry of a nearby zombie, alerted by the booming of the PA system, echoed through the almost-deserted streets
In moments, a thundering stampede of hungry moans and roars circled the building.
Thousands of the vile and gruesome undead shamble and drag their way towards Nik's stronghold in the violent atrophied spasms that are so common to their kind.
OOC- sorry Rock Daddy. posted at the same time.
Nikvoodoo smiles as he pulls out a steaming tea kettle. "Enjoy being eaten alive, fools!", he shouts as he smashes the pot on the floor and creates a huge cloud of steam.
Just then Mr George Romero pulled up in is most awesome undead deflecting winnebago (romerobago)...
Romero yells at Ra1th and NPH, "Come with me if you want to live... and save Snuffy."
"I thought zombies were supposed to be slow!" shouted George Romero, shaking his fist at the undead while the rest of the survivors piled into his vehicle
On the Roof Nikivoodo watched as they got away... but then saw a double rainbow and Cried "What Does It Mean?"
In fact, the rainbow was not a natural phenomenon, but was a product of Ground Zero...
Meanwhile on the ledge of the City Bank Building, Angel reaches his hand into the bloody, gore and grey matter filled skull of Greg Miller and pulls out the jump drive for which he'd spent so long searching.
after licking the grey matter off, he stuck the Jump drive in his pocket, and Jumped...
Into the air just as burt yelled JUMPER!
Meanwhile, in North West Idaho, Zombie Lebron James was busy murdering Dan Gilbert
The jumper flew over head and landed in the near by Bed, Bath, And Beyond
"All they want is somewhere comfortable to sleep!" realised Angel
then scratch gets runs over by snuffy
Angel slowly sat up and said" Im alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sunffy backs ups and kills angel again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meanwhile, back in the city.. George Romero, NPH and Ra1th are traveling quickly to angel's location..
A wild colored one appears!
"Wild colored one? That's a bit racist sounding." says Angel Tunudo as he sits up yet again, having not been killed in those previous multiple run-over scenarios.
George Romero, NPH and Ra1th arrive just in time to see Snuffy stomping mercilessly on Angel's head turning it into nothing more than bloody pulp and bone fragments.
Snuffy paused... His eyes were glazed over and his shaggy hair began to rapidly fall out all over the floor!
"Ok, who covered Snuffy in depilatory cream?" asked George Romero accusingly, as the others avoided his eye and shuffled their feet
"I did it!", a new voice echoed towards them, as they all turned in disbelief.
It was none other than, Angel Tunudo, alive and well!
"I see Snuffy killed my evil clone in a murderous rampage due to side effects from the depilatory cream I slathered all over his furry body.", Angel said cheerfully.
A shot rang out from somewhere behind the group while Snuffy's head jerked back violently, then fell forward to reveal that he had been shot by a high calibur rifle.
Neil Patrick Harris hurriedly crouched next to the enormous muppet and felt for a pulse. "He's... gone", he said somberly with a single tear in his eye.
"There's no room for muppets in the zombie apocalypse." Kelly said as she approached the group, unloading the shell from a lever action .375 hunting rifle.