Favorite quotes from the episodes of were alive

I am alil disappointed in you guys no BACK UP BITCH ILL SHOOT! or slowly without shirley! i mean come on he didnt have shirley its sad! or how about stars! wait that was not.... oh time paradox nemisis vs ink! come on someone anime that

Pegs: "So you do have a Plan?"
Michael: "I've been conscious for barely an hour, of course I have a plan."
Pegs: "Really?"
Michael: "No, but i'm getting there."

Chapter 19.2

Burt: "Look, Michael, I'm writing in my journal, see? Aren't you proud?"

Michael: "Yeah. Thrilled."

Burt: *Note to self. Michael is an asshole.*

ditto !!

Better start running

"Maybe she kept a little handgun in her purse. My grandmother used to do that, then again she was pretty paranoid..."
Datu, chapter 9, when they search the apartment.

"Remember not to be a bitch when you get there," - Michael to Kelly before they left to Boulder.