You know you are playing too many computer games when...

When you scream "HIT THE DECK" every time you hear metal hit something

When you look at a crowd of people and wonder how many points you could get in one spray...

When you wear out your controller in a month.

When you can explain a game better than you can explain a what you learned in school

You know you are playing too many computer games when, you wonder when the security guard you are talking to is going to bring up how he took an arrow to the knee.

You only have time to play computer games until you find your first job. Now almost all my free time I sleep.

when you look at a building and wonder if it would be good cover from enemy artillery