Michael Cross KNOWS Victoria's secret.
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Michael Cross KNOWS Victoria's secret.
Michael Cross. The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Truth.
Michael Cross is so tough he doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the poop out of it.
Michael Cross is so tough he doesn't go hunting. He fires his M-16 and animals jump in front of his speeding bullets.
After Michael Cross was done with Chuck Norris his toupee was the only part of his body not bruised or broken.
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Michael Cross is so tough that the dead suicide to make sure they really are and stay dead.
Michael Cross is so tough that he had to break his own arm because the Behemoth just couldn't do it....
Michael Cross moves his pen telekinetically to write down his journal entries.
The real solution to pi = Michael Cross.
Michael Cross is so tough,...he was bitch slapped by Victor and forced to make tamales in a sundress.