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Only Cracks, No Craters
Listen to it again, folks...
Victor says at 10:28,
"This is as wide as it gets here. The rest gets smaller."
And at 10:45,
"It's about as wide as a dollar. What's that... six inches?"
And at 10:51,
"And it goes deep."
So that means
NO CRATERS
NO SURFACE EXPLOSIONS WITH DEBRIS FLYING EVERYWHERE
NO UFO CRASH OR ANY OTHER IMPACT CRASH
The only way it could be a UFO crash would be if your hypothetical alien ship were as thin as a butter knife and happened to do an intergalactic pencil-dive into downtown Inglewood, USA. But even that would leave some dust and rubble debris around, so yeah... can we finally put the UFO theories to bed?
Or are you going to tell me next that the exhaust vents on the flying saucer must have vaporized the rubble when it landed?!??
On the Fire
Doesn't mean that anything crashed. Hell, maybe some guy was ironing when he got chomped by a Zed-Head and accidentally burned his house and the whole block down when he went off hunting for more victims. Maybe someone's candle collection fell over. Maybe a guy was smoking in his hay-loft when his Zombinated wife came up to get a snack... Could have been anything that caused the fire. There are probably dozens of fires that happen around a big city every day, and with no fire dept. on duty to take care of it, it's no wonder a whole block burned to the ground.
Boy, I haven't had this much talk about cracks since the plumber last came to visit :D [cue rimshot!]
Ok, ok... I won't quit my day job.
Todd, stop groaning!
And Nik, quit rolling your eyes!