crackpot theories and thoughts

wanna know a secret reaper? im getting bored with reading the same damn ideas over and over again..ever notice how i throw out the wildest of ideas? the main purpose of that is to shake up the collective mind of this forum into seeing things in a different light. i dont buy half the bullshit i spew out...but damn is it fun to say some of this stuff ;)

wait...i mean, umm

so you have to bottle it straight from the source. not such a big deal for saul the chosen of the mole men..(rep to those who get that)

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Way out there prediction....season 3 ends with Dunbar tower getting attacked by ink and co again.

Just had to get that down somewhere. ;)

And while I'm in the predicting mood....

CJ kills Bixby

Here's a crazy ass theory for you; everyone in the story is dead except for Lizzy's unborn son. He is reading the journals in a distant future. He is the sole survivor of the events we are listening to, and he lives in a world where no one remembers the world before 2007. He is a child of the post apocalyptic world.

Aw hell, but then how did he learn how to read?

Pinstripes taught him!

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Originally Posted by Adventureless_Hero

Here's a crazy ass theory for you; everyone in the story is dead except for Lizzy's unborn son. He is reading the journals in a distant future. He is the sole survivor of the events we are listening to, and he lives in a world where no one remembers the world before 2007. He is a child of the post apocalyptic world.

Aw hell, but then how did he learn how to read?

Pinstripes taught him!

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So his name's gonna be John Conner? ;)
No, seriously: I like the idea.

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Originally Posted by Adventureless_Hero

Here's a crazy ass theory for you; everyone in the story is dead except for Lizzy's unborn son. He is reading the journals in a distant future. He is the sole survivor of the events we are listening to, and he lives in a world where no one remembers the world before 2007. He is a child of the post apocalyptic world.

Aw hell, but then how did he learn how to read?

Pinstripes taught him!

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That would be crazy, especially since Michael starts the story and says it all began on May 8, 2009! :D

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Originally Posted by 7oddisdead

wanna know a secret reaper? im getting bored with reading the same damn ideas over and over again..ever notice how i throw out the wildest of ideas? the main purpose of that is to shake up the collective mind of this forum into seeing things in a different light. i dont buy half the bullshit i spew out...but damn is it fun to say some of this stuff ;)

wait...i mean, umm

so you have to bottle it straight from the source. not such a big deal for saul the chosen of the mole men..(rep to those who get that)

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Maybe your reference IS the answer...Saul IS of the mole men. which is where the haze is presumably coming from being that its a deep crack in the ground, so saul is genetically used to breathing it in. His mother never told him, which is why she's so hush hush over the whole ordeal of her being bitten/scratch. She knows the truth, but has to prove it medically without giving up her people. That's one mighty boosh of a theory....

Alright, I haven't read through all the theories, so maybe it has been stated, but let me take a swing at a big one:

Zombie Asexuality.

There, I said it. They're going nowhere people, they will reduce to eating each other if need be, but will continue reproducing. We must eradicate, waiting them out is no longer an option. #2 was referred to as a 'she' because he was surrounded by all males, or alone altogether, made the gender swap, and is gonna drop zombie babies all over Ft. Irwin upon return. She was killed, the zombie(s) (multiples being henceforth known as Z-litters) will survive and be born and go all crazy ZEDfant. Terrible twos got nothing on this offspring

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Originally Posted by Hoff4D

Alright, I haven't read through all the theories, so maybe it has been stated, but let me take a swing at a big one:

Zombie Asexuality.

There, I said it. They're going nowhere people, they will reduce to eating each other if need be, but will continue reproducing. We must eradicate, waiting them out is no longer an option. #2 was referred to as a 'she' because he was surrounded by all males, or alone altogether, made the gender swap, and is gonna drop zombie babies all over Ft. Irwin upon return. She was killed, the zombie(s) (multiples being henceforth known as Z-litters) will survive and be born and go all crazy ZEDfant. Terrible twos got nothing on this offspring

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only problem i see here is KC tends to be a bit anal about the physics of things happening..so while i like the idea, i dont see how you could explain the gender swap in a species that has never had that physical ability....now, if you explain it as a parasite/virus/bacteria whatever...and THAT makes the gender swap happen....perhaps ;)

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Originally Posted by 7oddisdead

only problem i see here is KC tends to be a bit anal about the physics of things happening..so while i like the idea, i dont see how you could explain the gender swap in a species that has never had that physical ability....now, if you explain it as a parasite/virus/bacteria whatever...and THAT makes the gender swap happen....perhaps ;)

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You said you were bored with the same theories, just aiming for the stars here.....well....not literally. If that were the case, I would be blaming Aliens.

all good...and im not trying to shoot down ideas..but if i agreed....what fun would that be? ;)

and i still say aliens are the root of this