Picture Wars!

Then don't let the car hit you. Duh...

I was this old. You can't talk sense to someone that age.

British nannies solve everything

Au pairs are better.



(In case anyone was wondering what they were)

I prefer these pears

mmmmm.....satisfying

This cake seems more fitting for this site...

What better way to deal with a cake zombie than a cake shotgun?

You don't have to reload a cake knife....

hell just say bend and then it will bend

^(Uri Geller)^