Chapter 31 Family Ties Part 2

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Originally Posted by yarri

Its also really not a great gun for reliability I've been reading.

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Unless a Marine is shooting it........

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Originally Posted by Condor

Just a gun nut being picky. Agreed, both will put a big ass hole in someone.

My personal opinion, the Desert Eagle is a cool looking gun, but in a SHTF situation something lighter weight, less recoil and holding more rounds is a more practical choice.

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Holy shit where'd you come from!? You weren't in chat!

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Originally Posted by Leedo2502

Unless a Marine is shooting it........

:cool:

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You are very naughty and if I could catch you I'd swat you LOL

What is the record number of posts for a chapter as this one is getting BIG!

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Originally Posted by VEE

What is the record number of posts for a chapter as this one is getting BIG!

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I think it's 60 pages... don't quote me though.

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Originally Posted by daredevil

I think it's 60 pages... don't quote me though.

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Damn, I quoted you, sorry.

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Originally Posted by VEE

Damn, I quoted you, sorry.

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I'll forgive you.... this time...

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Originally Posted by daredevil

I'll forgive you.... this time...

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Thanks

Damn, I did it again.

I don't know. I don't buy CJ's reason for wanting to go to the Mallony. I feel like revenge just isn't something she would concern herself with. Ah, crap, then again she was looking to get revenge on Pinstripes for annihilating her tower residents.

I just don't trust her motive. The SAT phone should have been reason enough, but it wasn't. Was Sean that big a deal in her life? I dunno, I'm not trusting her until operation Infiltrate Mallony is over and done with.

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Originally Posted by Adventureless_Hero

I don't know. I don't buy CJ's reason for wanting to go to the Mallony. I feel like revenge just isn't something she would concern herself with. Ah, crap, then again she was looking to get revenge on Pinstripes for annihilating her tower residents.

I just don't trust her motive. The SAT phone should have been reason enough, but it wasn't. Was Sean that big a deal in her life? I dunno, I'm not trusting her until operation Infiltrate Mallony is over and done with.

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To a incredibly closed off person, letting a person into their life and opening up to him would be a huge and rare connection that would be as as powerful as what you normal people call Love. Unless she was using him, losing him affected her. Getting a second chance and then having it ripped away would have been terrible for her (What you normal people call Heart Break... but worse). So yes, I believe Sean was a rather big deal in her life.... unless she was just using him.

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Originally Posted by VEE

Thanks

Damn, I did it again.

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Well, that's one cross against your life

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Originally Posted by Adventureless_Hero

I don't know. I don't buy CJ's reason for wanting to go to the Mallony. I feel like revenge just isn't something she would concern herself with. Ah, crap, then again she was looking to get revenge on Pinstripes for annihilating her tower residents.

I just don't trust her motive. The SAT phone should have been reason enough, but it wasn't. Was Sean that big a deal in her life? I dunno, I'm not trusting her until operation Infiltrate Mallony is over and done with.

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The last time, CJ stood by while all her plans killed everyone else in the other tower. This time even if against her wish, she will help and keep these people alive.

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Originally Posted by Penguine

Technically Vick didn't lie when he said the mallers killed Sean. Think about it... Gatekeeper had Sean killed, but as soon as the Mallers took over the colony that made all the former colony members Mallers. So in a twisted sense of needing to egg CJ on Vick said the mallers killed Sean. Not a total lie..

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Alright Obi-Wan Kenobi. Just don't tell Luke anymore versions of how his father died.

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Originally Posted by nikvoodoo

Lies of omission are still lies, and they are some of the most harmful ones.

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Return of the Jedi... did Yoda teach that one?

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Originally Posted by Hellbringer

Return of the Jedi... did Yoda teach that one?

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Nope. Life, experience, a stuff you should know podcast and many episodes of law and order did.

What if CJ is twisted and plans to cap Lizzy and blame it on the Mallers? Then Saul would be all pissed off and go on a rampage, then CJ and Saul can make babies.

Did anybody else catch that lie that Saul told CJ? When they were talking about Shaun Saul said "the prisoners" killed Shaun, and Victor went along with it.

Now, as we all (should) know the Mallers didn't kill him; they weren't at the Colony when he was killed. I feel like this little lie to get CJ to go along with the plan to go to the Colony is going to play a role in the very near future.

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Originally Posted by Penguine

What if CJ is twisted and plans to cap Lizzy and blame it on the Mallers? Then Saul would be all pissed off and go on a rampage, then CJ and Saul can make babies.

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I totally like that idea but I don't think it will go down. At best, we'll probably just see scornful looks from CJ. She'll probably get all catty and then give up on trying to hook up with Saul. If anything she'll start knocking boots with some one else. Possibly Victor? For a while, I felt like Kelly was in the same boat. She probably wanted Michael but once she saw that Michael was Pegs and Pegs man alone, then Kelly started advertising her willingness to get laid. Instead of CJ shooting Lizzy, I actually think she might use Saul and Lizzy trying to escape as a diversion. She might do something to alert the Mallers to Saul's presence then CJ can escape while they are distracted with Saul.

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Originally Posted by HorrorHiro

Did anybody else catch that lie that Saul told CJ? When they were talking about Shaun Saul said "the prisoners" killed Shaun, and Victor went along with it.

Now, as we all (should) know the Mallers didn't kill him; they weren't at the Colony when he was killed. I feel like this little lie to get CJ to go along with the plan to go to the Colony is going to play a role in the very near future.

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Some of us, me included, were discussing that. In the actual episode either Saul or Victor, I forget who mention to Pete and Glen not to spill the beans on that lie. They don't want CJ finding out that Sean died before the Mallers arrived.

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Originally Posted by HorrorHiro

Did anybody else catch that lie that Saul told CJ? When they were talking about Shaun Saul said "the prisoners" killed Shaun, and Victor went along with it.

Now, as we all (should) know the Mallers didn't kill him; they weren't at the Colony when he was killed. I feel like this little lie to get CJ to go along with the plan to go to the Colony is going to play a role in the very near future.

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Wait, is the "prisoners" the slaves that would include some of the members of Colony or the prisoner ruling the Colony?

So, who wants to take bets that CJ will end up with Riley? Sean and CJ were close, but who knows if they were knocking boots. The only annoying thing would be having the two most badass women both be gay, as in having common--but sorta stereotypical--traits.

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Originally Posted by UndeadSweeper

Wait, is the "prisoners" the slaves that would include some of the members of Colony or the prisoner ruling the Colony?

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She refers to the Convicts alone as the prisoners. An example is when she says that it's not worth crossing the prisoners again by going to the Colony to get the Sat. phone.

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Originally Posted by Eviebae

So, who wants to take bets that CJ will end up with Riley? Sean and CJ were close, but who knows if they were knocking boots. The only annoying thing would be having the two most badass women both be gay, as in having common--but sorta stereotypical--traits.

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I just want SOMEBODY to hook-up. Anybody. Hell, even Mr. Whiskers and Lady. There's enough mass hysteria going on for cats and dogs to 'get along.' Truth be told, I was actually drawn into this podcast because I thought Riley sounded sexy and was flirting with Michael in Chapter one. Imagine the sound fx for someone getting a little boom-chicka-wow-wow! I can picture someone in the studio holding a microphone up to a panting German Sheppard or recording someone ramming their fist in and out of a jar of mayonnaise.

Common KC, C.J. sounds 'frustrated' and Victor must be in a state of severe blue balls. ZombieSniper, what do you think? Victor and C.J. in the Boom-boom Kitty Room?

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Originally Posted by Witch_Doctor

I just want SOMEBODY to hook-up. Anybody. Hell, even Mr. Whiskers and Lady. There's enough mass hysteria going on for cats and dogs to 'get along.' Truth be told, I was actually drawn into this podcast because I thought Riley sounded sexy and was flirting with Michael in Chapter one. Imagine the sound fx for someone getting a little boom-chicka-wow-wow! I can picture someone in the studio holding a microphone up to a panting German Sheppard or recording someone ramming their fist in and out of a jar of mayonnaise.

Common KC, C.J. sounds 'frustrated' and Victor must be in a state of severe blue balls. ZombieSniper, what do you think? Victor and C.J. in the Boom-boom Kitty Room?

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I heard that CJ doesn't like insurance salesmen. Just saying...

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Originally Posted by Witch_Doctor

...or recording someone ramming their fist in and out of a jar of mayonnaise.

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That got a genuine cringe and a huge lol out of me!

Crazy thought, and of course, this is ONLY hyperbole. I'm not sure how much of a backbone Glenn has. Sure, Victor told him ix-nay on Ahn-shay but he was alone with C.J. while the others packed and prepped Pete. If she pressed him for what he really knew about Sean do you think he'll tell her? He could do it out of gratitude for the safe house. He's been persuaded over and over as a show of gratitude. The long range radio at the colony as payback for Victor rescuing him, forgiving Victor for taking the ammo as thanks for closing a door. He seems like he could roll easily. His favorite thing to say, right after "Ha ho, I was just about to say..." is "If you say so." Sounds like he was about to volunteer info about Sean before being interrupted.

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Originally Posted by UndeadSweeper

Wait, is the "prisoners" the slaves that would include some of the members of Colony or the prisoner ruling the Colony?

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As in the ones ruling the Colony now, but they weren't at the Colony when Shaun was there.

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Originally Posted by nikvoodoo

Nope. Life, experience, a stuff you should know podcast and many episodes of law and order did.

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Law & Order sucks. Except for Hang 'Em High McCoy. That mofucker is badass personified.

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Originally Posted by yarri

Eviebae, explain reverse Stockholm Syndrome I can't wrap my brain around it. Please!

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It's a made-up term I used for her starting to identify with her victim. I wondered if there'd be a warped form of intimacy that would develop. The more she tried to beat him down and he resisted; the more she'd despise herself and respect him. I think she'd have to come to a breaking point with Durai and the Family structure around the same time.

I foresee this Reverse Stockholm-Syndrome maybe developing into Burt/Scratch romance. ....If they can get past the age difference, of course. ....And the symbolic murder by Scratch of Shirley. ....And all the other stuff.

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Originally Posted by Kuolinkorinaa

I foresee this Reverse Stockholm-Syndrome maybe developing into Burt/Scratch romance. ....If they can get past the age difference, of course. ....And the symbolic murder by Scratch of Shirley. ....And all the other stuff.

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...ending with Scratch wrapped around Burt atop a tank plowing through a horde of zombies--Desert Eagles Blazing. Burt chomps a cigar tight in a huge shit-eating grin; steering with his feet smashing thousands of zombies to jelly while "Born in the USA" blares. Finally, realizing they are out of ammo, Scratch bends Burt back in a passionate kiss and the 40gazillion megaton nuke in the belly of the tank blows and they both go out in a ball of fury and thunder.

Yup, that.

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Originally Posted by Eviebae

...ending with Scratch wrapped around Burt atop a tank plowing through a horde of zombies--Desert Eagles Blazing. Burt chomps a cigar tight in a huge shit-eating grin; steering with his feet smashing thousands of zombies to jelly while "Born in the USA" blares. Finally, realizing they are out of ammo, Scratch bends Burt back in a passionate kiss and the 40gazillion megaton nuke in the belly of the tank blows and they both go out in a ball of fury and thunder.

Yup, that.

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I think I've gone blind.

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Originally Posted by Eviebae

...ending with Scratch wrapped around Burt atop a tank plowing through a horde of zombies--Desert Eagles Blazing. Burt chomps a cigar tight in a huge shit-eating grin; steering with his feet smashing thousands of zombies to jelly while "Born in the USA" blares. Finally, realizing they are out of ammo, Scratch bends Burt back in a passionate kiss and the 40gazillion megaton nuke in the belly of the tank blows and they both go out in a ball of fury and thunder.

Yup, that.

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...ending with Scratch wrapped around Burt atop a tank plowing through a horde of zombies--Desert Eagles Blazing. Burt chomps a cigar tight in a huge shit-eating grin; steering with his feet smashing thousands of zombies to jelly while "Born in the USA" blares. Finally, realizing they are out of ammo, Scratch bends Burt back in a passionate kiss and the 40gazillion megaton nuke in the belly of the tank blows and they both go out in a ball of fury and thunder.

Yup, that.

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Someone has to draw that. I would if I knew how to draw well, but nope.

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Originally Posted by Cabbage Patch

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It needs "Play Burt Mode"

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Originally Posted by Kuolinkorinaa

Someone has to draw that. I would if I knew how to draw well, but nope.

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Nooooooooooooooooo

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Originally Posted by Osiris

Nooooooooooooooooo

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Come on, it has potential. I have seen way more frightening crackships.

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Originally Posted by daredevil

It needs "Play Burt Mode"

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I'm pretty sure that would be an entirely different game, more along the lines of Burt letting someone of lesser badassery drive the tank while he goes on foot and rips all the zombies apart with his bare hands.

Yeah.... but... :squint:

I could do it...but I refuse.

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Originally Posted by 7oddisdead

I could do it...but I refuse.

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I'm not sure you realize its potential... At least, the way I'm seeing it in my head. I wish I had that machine from Final Fantasy that records thoughts straight from your mind.