Favorite Quote

Angel:
Dead, Dead, Dead, Twitching! *Gunshot* Dead, Dead.

My fav Lizzie quotes:
Micheal: "Isn't that for us to drink?"
Lizzie: "Oh, It will be hard to drink when we're dead!"

"Bitch, bitch, bitch!"

Saul: Did you jump her bones.
and
Angel:you just hit the comander!
Saul: he was in the way
Angel: YOU SWERVED TO HIT HIM!

While re-listening to season 2 this bit from 17-2 struck my funny bone:

Michael is being held up by Victor while trying to take a leak

Kelly: Michael? Do you need some help, some water maybe? Did you get an infection?
Pegs: excuse me?

"Note to self: Michael is an asshole." ~Burt

Saul and Burt in 21-3
Saul: This is Saul 2.0, part man, part... plastic... tubing...drip... thing.
Burt: You didn't know where you were going with that, did ya?
Saul: It started out so good in my head.

22-2
kalani - besides, females make the best pilots
burt - doesn't matter, you think i'm getting in of one of those things with her? you're nuts...!

20-2
angel - hey! Saul... wake up... did you hear me? we have a doctor
saul - oh no angel... man... i don't want to play x-box with you anymore...

6-3
burt - so we cover ourselves in alcohol? i'm liking this idea.. hey! kelly.. you me.. a bottle of gin... what do you think? lather up a bit?
kelly - you're disgusting... thats harassment
burt - so sue me <laughs>
michael - burt.. come on.. you know thats a waste of good gin

Burt." I'll spare your lives now walk away"

This isn't really a favorite quote of mine but more of an observation (who am I? Isaac-freaking-Newton?!). I noticed in 4-2 That Michael tells Tommy not to call him sir, explaining that he should instead call him Sergeant because he works for a living. Is that an intentional quote from Stripes?

I can't believe there has been only one Victor quote.
Victor: "gonna give yourself a heart attack, pinche fatass"

Victor: "I was bored, and it pissed him off, so I kept doing it."

Then for my great favorites

Micheal to Marcus: "I got him drunk. It wasn't that hard after that."

Tanya to Micheal:" Your askin me? It's your building."