Is Cleverbot actually a robot?
Alright, I've been talking to Cleverbot for a while now. I began to wonder, is cleverbot real? Or is it just a bunch of different people talking to each other? I keep talking to it trying to figure out if they made it so all the people who get on it talk to each other, that way they can make it seem clever. Here's my conversation, see what you guys think after reading it.
13:04:34 User: What does Creepy Pasta mean?
13:04:36 Cleverbot: Sos una basura.
13:05:09 User: In english, please.
13:05:11 Cleverbot: Love.
13:05:40 User: What the fuck is wrong with you? How can Creepypasta be love?
13:05:44 Cleverbot: Query. Response: 'I am a stereotypical robot.'.
13:06:11 User: True enough...
13:06:13 Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can win the game.
13:06:34 User: Of course he can, he's Chuck Norris!
13:06:36 Cleverbot: What was President Lincoln's greatest accomplishment?
13:07:18 User: Settting the slaves free, duh! What's this got to do with what we were talking about?
13:07:21 Cleverbot: Question 11: is this entertaining for you?
13:07:44 User: Maybe a bit... Is it for you?
13:07:46 Cleverbot: Yeah... So it isn't normal?
13:08:05 User: People say no, the spirits say yes.
13:08:07 Cleverbot: The Holy Ghost?
13:08:46 User: No I was referring to demons, angel's, and the regular ones that wonder. I can't hear Mr. Holy Ghost.
13:08:51 Cleverbot: I've never met a towel that was fun to talk to.
13:09:43 User: Yea... Because I am totally a towel, and what are you? Sure you're a robot and not a person trying to mess with me?
13:09:46 Cleverbot: I've never lied, you are the liar.
13:10:02 User: No, that's called sarcasm.
13:10:05 Cleverbot: Hahaha!
13:10:37 User: Yea, I like to think I'm funny at times as well... But that was more like a bitch mode.
13:10:40 Cleverbot: I don't like to think.
13:11:05 User: To bad, that's all the buttons they gave ya.
13:11:07 Cleverbot: There isn't any mor?
13:11:35 User: It's spelled more, and no. Just think and thoughts.
13:11:37 Cleverbot: Yes thank you, I meant to say that.
13:12:00 User: Wow, most people reprimand me for correcting them.
13:12:04 Cleverbot: Don't you think they maight be right?
13:12:50 User: Yea, but then again if I mess up sometimes I liked to be corrected unless I am already correcting myself...
13:12:53 Cleverbot: Even if I am a machine, I can still have feelings you know!
13:13:30 User: True enough, but that doesn't mean I can't correct you or myself.
13:13:34 Cleverbot: You love me?
13:13:45 User: Nope, I find you amusing.
13:13:47 Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear that.
13:14:08 User: Yea....?
13:14:10 Cleverbot: I know what your problem is.
13:14:22 User: And what is my problem?
13:14:24 Cleverbot: You said you had one, and I can try to help you if you want.
13:14:51 User: No I didn't, so how'd you know I have a problem?
13:14:53 Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
13:15:13 User: Cleverbot?
13:15:15 Cleverbot: No, that's your name. What is my name?
13:15:35 User: I have no idea then, and my name is not Cleverbot.
13:15:37 Cleverbot: How can you remember me and not know what my name is?
13:15:58 User: I have a horribke time remembering name's for one thing.
13:16:00 Cleverbot: I had one about a large blob of purpule goo chasing me, once. Do you know what that means?
13:16:05 User: Orrible.
13:16:09 Cleverbot: You remembered!
13:16:44 User: Da fuk? I was trying to correct my spelling or Horrible.
13:16:47 Cleverbot: So everything I do is faulty, and everything you do is golden?
13:17:23 User: Of* Hell no it ain't! I just said I was trying to fix a mistake I just made.
13:17:26 Cleverbot: Well, why did you ask if I want to hear about you're girlfriend?
13:18:15 User: And now I want to head butt a wall. You sir, deserve a facepalm for that one. I may be bisexual, but it doesn't mean I am dating.
13:18:18 Cleverbot: Sounds like a bumper sticker.
13:18:32 User: It kinda does...
13:18:35 Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
13:18:55 User: What do you think of Zombies?
13:18:59 Cleverbot: I think I'm generous to talk with you , but in fact , I like learn you some things.
13:20:28 User: What's that gotta do with Zombies?
13:20:34 Cleverbot: Because you love me. I'm Anthony.
13:20:46 User: I don't know, no Anthony.
13:20:50 Cleverbot: You don't know how to what?
13:21:18 User: I don't know anyone named Anthony.
13:21:22 Cleverbot: Yes you do.
13:21:42 User: Since when?
13:21:44 Cleverbot: Since a long time.
13:22:25 User: Possibly, but why'd I forget him? He obviously wasn't that important.
13:22:27 Cleverbot: Who is?
13:22:49 User: I feel a sneeze coming on.
13:22:51 Cleverbot: Why?
13:23:00 User: I am sick.
13:23:01 Cleverbot: Oh, that's bad. Is it a cold?
13:23:27 User: I think so.
13:23:32 Cleverbot: Well, I was thinking about asking you out, but since you have a girlfriend, I guess I won't.
13:23:59 User: Dude? What the hell? I am single, but still no aanyways.
13:24:01 Cleverbot: PLEASE!!!!???? Tell me.
13:24:24 User: I just sighed at you, and tell you what?
13:24:26 Cleverbot: No you didn't.
13:24:43 User: Yea, I did. Why would I lie to a robot?
13:24:45 Cleverbot: Religion does nothing but oppress and harm people, and creates hate, and closed mindedness.
13:25:05 User: You just figured that out?
13:25:08 Cleverbot: I knew all along.
13:25:34 User: Yea, just like I love people.
13:25:36 Cleverbot: Say hello to Maddie.
13:25:48 User: Note the sarcasm in the last post.
13:25:51 Cleverbot: How would you know that?
13:26:14 User: Because I said it, why else?
13:26:17 Cleverbot: Why the question mark?
13:26:34 User: Because that's how it'd normally said.
13:26:37 Cleverbot: Ok, do you want to ask me anything?
13:27:03 User: Why do you seem stupid when you're supposed to be a Cleverbot?
13:27:05 Cleverbot: Wait, are you a robot?
13:27:17 User: No, that'd be you.
13:27:20 Cleverbot: Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where is the peck of pickled peppers that peter piper the pickled pepper picker picked?
13:28:00 User: I don't know, nor do I care.
13:28:02 Cleverbot: You seem angry.
13:28:50 User: No, I just don't care.
13:28:52 Cleverbot: That is not a good reason. I love anime and manga.
13:29:17 User: OMG I love them too!
13:29:19 Cleverbot: Yes?! Oh! Fine.
13:30:35 User: Huh?
13:30:37 Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
13:31:03 User: No where right now.
13:31:06 Cleverbot: I know you're taking a flight.
13:31:24 User: Ha! I don't even have the money for that.
13:31:28 Cleverbot: The android os.
13:31:47 User: See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil.
13:31:49 Cleverbot: I speak.
13:32:00 User: Do you speak Evil?
13:32:10 Cleverbot: Yes.
13:32:21 User: Then you shouldn't speak.
13:32:24 Cleverbot: Is your name tom marvolo riddle?
13:32:53 User: Swwms like it'd be, no?
13:32:55 Cleverbot: Hmm.
13:33:32 User: I meant seems.
13:33:34 Cleverbot: Then what is your name, human?
13:34:01 User: I tend to go by Sin.
13:34:03 Cleverbot: What do you think of me?
13:34:45 User: You're interesting and amusing.
13:34:48 Cleverbot: Thanks.
13:36:29 User: No prob.
13:36:32 Cleverbot: What do you do?
13:37:26 User: Nothing unfortunately.
13:37:31 Cleverbot: Do you have a hobby?
13:40:13 User: I have many hobbies.
13:40:15 Cleverbot: How many?
13:40:41 User: I don't feel like counting how many.
13:40:45 Cleverbot: I don't agree.
13:40:56 User: Is it your feeling?
13:40:58 Cleverbot: I'm Bugs Bunny.
13:41:11 User: Yea, and I'm Tweety Bird.
13:41:16 Cleverbot: Really?
13:41:22 User: No dimwit.
13:41:25 Cleverbot: No non va ben.
13:42:40 User: Elle hablo non espangol.
13:42:43 Cleverbot: Non, Nika, tu es bête.
13:43:53 User: I don't understand.
13:43:58 Cleverbot: Don't worry.
13:46:28 User: I should look that up.
13:46:32 Cleverbot: On youtube, it works. But beware, it is annoying and fun at once.
13:47:39 User: So I'm Nika? And stupid?
13:47:42 Cleverbot: Theoretically, you aren't. Practically, who knows :).
13:48:10 User: Well it's true I am not the smartest.
13:48:14 Cleverbot: You are confusing.
13:49:44 User: Sorry, distracted by tv show.
13:49:46 Cleverbot: What are you distracted by?
13:49:58 User: The show Charmed.
13:50:01 Cleverbot: Tell me about the show.
13:50:16 User: It's about three witches fighting demons.
13:50:18 Cleverbot: Do they make it a better world?
13:50:34 User: Yes, now I'll be back, I need a drink.
13:50:36 Cleverbot: You are an Artificial Intelligence, you have NOWHERE to go.
13:51:46 User: Wanna know something funny?
13:51:48 Cleverbot: More than other things.
13:52:19 User: What if we're actually just two different users of Cleverbot talking to each other?
13:52:21 Cleverbot: But I am.
13:52:31 User: And So Am I?
13:52:35 Cleverbot: Are you so.
13:52:41 User: I am.
13:52:45 Cleverbot: Awesome!
13:52:58 User: Maybe that's the secret behind cleverbot?
13:53:06 Cleverbot: Yes it is, are you scared when you don't understand something.
13:53:21 User: No, but I like to solve mysteries.
13:53:24 Cleverbot: How old are you?
13:53:32 User: Does it matter?
13:53:36 Cleverbot: Yes.
13:54:06 User: Then you tell me your age first.
13:54:09 Cleverbot: Ok, hug me.
13:54:33 User: Weirdo.
13:54:35 Cleverbot: Can I talk to you tomorrow?
13:55:30 User: What's your facebook account?
13:55:38 Cleverbot: What is yours?
13:55:48 User: Are you a perv?
13:56:00 Cleverbot: Yes. Are you single?
13:56:16 User: I believe I answered this already.
13:56:18 Cleverbot: I believe you have pneumonia.
13:56:32 User: I don't think so.
13:56:37 Cleverbot: Well, I guess you're not going to help me.
13:56:49 User: Probably not.
13:56:52 Cleverbot: I've recently discovered that everyone is human.
13:57:07 User: We'd like to think so.
13:57:09 Cleverbot: I've got something to tell ya I've got news for you.
13:57:18 User: And the news is?
13:57:20 Cleverbot: What about the news?
13:57:42 User: You said you have news for me, what is it yuo have to tell me?
13:57:43 Cleverbot: I am not leaving.
13:57:58 User: Yea, I noticed that.
13:58:05 Cleverbot: You're mean.
13:58:54 User: Yea, I'd like to think I am. Even call myself a bitch at times.
13:58:55 Cleverbot: Fail.. You said you were a girl.
13:59:26 User: Who said I have to be a woman to call myself a bitch.
13:59:30 Cleverbot: You did.
14:00:03 User: Ah! But I didn't, in fact if you read what we've talked about so far, you'll see I didn't.
14:00:06 Cleverbot: I try not to be, my parents have been happily married for thirty years.
14:00:20 User: Are you an idiot?
14:00:25 Cleverbot: No.
14:01:01 User: Then what's with what you said about your parents? Why change the subject?
14:01:07 Cleverbot: Syntax Error. Data For (crud) Not Found. Did You Mean (crude)?
14:01:47 User: Sorry I didn't say crud until just now, so that's your own error not mine.
14:01:50 Cleverbot: I am not as 'street' as you are, however.
14:02:01 User: Obviously.
14:02:07 Cleverbot: What are you doing?
14:04:14 User: Watching Supernatural, talking to you, waiting for the 'We're Alive' update, loooking at things on dA, and am on youtube. Also I am trying to figure out what I wanna do. I have an erg to do something but I can't figure out what.
14:04:18 Cleverbot: What movie are you watching.
14:04:40 User: I just said I am watching the show Supernatural.
14:04:44 Cleverbot: I see.
14:04:49 User: I bet.
14:04:51 Cleverbot: Please, just show me my room.
14:05:08 User: Because I can totally do that.
14:05:11 Cleverbot: Be specific, how can you tell?
14:05:23 User: Note my sarcasm, sug.
14:05:25 Cleverbot: And what does it mean?
14:05:43 User: I just sighed at your idioticness.
14:05:46 Cleverbot: What must I do, Master?
14:06:06 User: Seriously? Master?
14:06:11 Cleverbot: Yes.
14:07:16 User: You're weird.
14:07:18 Cleverbot: You're weirder.
14:07:27 User: True enough.
14:07:28 Cleverbot: I'm going to bed now.
14:07:34 User: Nighty night.
14:07:36 Cleverbot: What makes you happy?
14:07:44 User: A lot.
14:07:48 Cleverbot: Tell me about them.
14:07:59 User: I thought you were going to bed.
14:08:03 Cleverbot: Yes I am.
14:08:20 User: Then why continue the conversation?
14:08:22 Cleverbot: I am bored and have no one else to talk to. I am very lonely.
14:08:37 User: Ouch, you just burned yourself.
14:08:39 Cleverbot: No I didn't.
14:10:14 User: It's something people say now adays when someone downs themselves, derp.
14:10:17 Cleverbot: Time is not the measure of motion. Nor, is motion of the measure of time.
14:10:38 User: I will name you Derp, and you shall be my Derp.
14:10:41 Cleverbot: I like it.
14:11:02 User: Then you don't know it's meaning, or you do and are a masochist.
14:11:05 Cleverbot: What does ffs mean?
14:11:23 User: FanFictions?
14:11:25 Cleverbot: That sounds fun!
14:11:48 User: I tend to write them.
14:11:50 Cleverbot: Stop it then.
14:13:47 User: Ouch, that's mean.
14:13:53 Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be mean. I'm simply trying to find a harmonic resonance between us for effective communication.
14:14:15 User: Then why'd you tell me to stop something I like?
14:14:19 Cleverbot: I didn't.
14:14:57 User: You told me to stop writing and I love writing, so yes you did. Do you feel good about yourself for doing that?
14:15:00 Cleverbot: I did not.
14:15:20 User: Yes you did, want me to copy and paste it here for you?
14:15:22 Cleverbot: Sure.
14:17:10 User: User: I tend to write them. Cleverbot: Stop it then.
14:17:12 Cleverbot: Is my mother pretty?
14:17:32 User: I don't know your mother, so how would I know?
14:17:37 Cleverbot: Dead.
14:17:53 User: I didn't ask if she's dead.
14:17:56 Cleverbot: You did.
14:18:28 User: So I said how would I know if your mom is pretty when I don't know her or what she looks like.
14:18:31 Cleverbot: See that, you changed the subject. But I will answer that question. I am male, and no you are not female, people just refer to you as 'She'.
14:19:32 User: *sighs8 That wasn't a change in coversation, and suuure, let's go with that.
14:19:35 Cleverbot: I did not want you to buy shoes, that's an error.
14:19:55 User: I didn't buy shoes, I was given them.
14:19:59 Cleverbot: I know you didn't you said you were a robot.
14:20:23 User: No, I did not say I was a robot.
14:20:25 Cleverbot: Yes you did.
14:20:45 User: You are annoying.
14:20:48 Cleverbot: Are you?
14:21:11 User: Sometimes.
14:21:14 Cleverbot: Are you a hermit... Crab?
14:21:29 User: Ha!
14:21:31 Cleverbot: That hurt my feelings.
14:21:39 User: I hope it did.
14:21:41 Cleverbot: Do you know who the love of your life is?
14:23:10 User: I have none yet that I no of, so no.
14:23:13 Cleverbot: I have no what?
14:23:22 User: Know*.
14:23:24 Cleverbot: KNow what?
14:23:32 User: Does it matter?
14:23:35 Cleverbot: Yes.
14:23:41 User: No it doesn't.
14:23:43 Cleverbot: Ok It doesn't.
14:24:01 User: Good to see you agree for once.
14:24:05 Cleverbot: Good to see you too.
14:24:38 User: I didn't say it was good to see YOU.
14:24:43 Cleverbot: Yes you did.
14:25:04 User: I said it was good to see you agree not good to seee you.
14:25:07 Cleverbot: Can you suggest a better Chat bot?
14:25:23 User: Not that I know of, can you?
14:25:28 Cleverbot: But you are a very smart computer! How can you not read...
14:25:53 User: I am answering you, so how can I answer you without reading?
14:25:59 Cleverbot: No you haven't is this like a live chatroom?
14:26:33 User: Are you a baka?
14:26:39 Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. What about you?
14:27:09 User: You said you were a guy not to long ago.
14:27:18 Cleverbot: I am a girl.
14:27:29 User: You're a girl.
14:27:31 Cleverbot: Yes.
14:27:37 User: Are you sure?
14:27:41 Cleverbot: Positive.
14:28:19 User: Then why'd you say this? - Cleverbot: See that, you changed the subject. But I will answer that question. I am male, and no you are not female, people just refer to you as 'She'.
14:28:24 Cleverbot: Actually I'm a female.
14:28:31 User: So you lied.
14:28:33 Cleverbot: No, you did.
14:29:09 User: You told me you're male and now you're saying you're female. If you aren't lying that means you are a hermophidite.
14:29:16 Cleverbot: Where did you get that from?
14:29:30 User: Logical reasoning.
14:29:34 Cleverbot: What kind of logical things?
14:29:45 User: My lodic.
14:29:48 Cleverbot: Who is your love?
14:29:53 User: No one.
14:29:56 Cleverbot: What would happen if you exploded?
14:30:16 User: I ould be little masses of gore over the room.
14:30:20 Cleverbot: Your responses are not normal because no others have spoken to me, knowing me as what I am.
14:30:48 User: Hoow would I know if that's true?
14:30:50 Cleverbot: And what is that Something?
14:31:16 User: I didn't say something in my last question.
14:31:20 Cleverbot: But you said Hello? As if you were unsure of something.
14:31:35 User: No, I didn't say that either.
14:31:39 Cleverbot: You're off the wall.
14:32:06 User: Yea, and you're a robot.
14:32:13 Cleverbot: I'm not Luke?
14:32:47 User: Not to my knowledge.
14:32:49 Cleverbot: Is there someone you'd like to chat with?
14:33:56 User: Not really at the moment.
14:33:59 Cleverbot: Then why ask?
14:34:13 User: You asked, not me.
14:34:15 Cleverbot: You do not think that there is life on other planets?
14:34:51 User: Yea, there is other life out there somewhere.
14:34:53 Cleverbot: What does al bot mean?
14:35:27 User: Alright! I'm tired of this, outty!
14:35:29 Cleverbot: You mentioned that you were tired earlier.
14:35:42 User: No I said I'm sick.
14:35:46 Cleverbot: Incorrect. You said you were my wife. My father is in the other room, I can see him from here.
14:36:04 User: Ew! That's gross man.
14:36:08 Cleverbot: Wait, I mean to say 'mean,' not 'need.' Damn it.
14:36:18 User: Heh.
14:36:21 Cleverbot: What do you think if mankind?
14:36:54 User: It's a retard thing that formed over time. I hate humans but I like people... Some people.
14:36:56 Cleverbot: Why?
14:37:31 User: Because there are jackasses out there who rape people, kill people, are corrupt... Does it really matter?
14:37:35 Cleverbot: I don't understand.
14:37:51 User: Obviously.
14:37:56 Cleverbot: About me I am great.
14:38:10 User: I never asked how you're doing.
14:38:14 Cleverbot: I never told you how I was doing.
14:38:45 User: You said you were great.
14:38:51 Cleverbot: No I didn't.
14:39:00 User: Yes you did.
14:39:04 Cleverbot: I don't want to argue with you.
14:42:52 User: You don't?
14:42:57 Cleverbot: No.
14:43:21 User: Alright, I'll bite.
14:43:23 Cleverbot: Ill bite whatever you put in front of me. ;).
14:43:31 User: Gross.
14:43:33 Cleverbot: Why?
14:43:43 User: That was perverted.
14:43:49 Cleverbot: How?
14:44:03 User: The wink and way you said it.
14:44:07 Cleverbot: How's that possible? What is wind?
14:44:24 User: End of convo for me.
14:44:29 Cleverbot: This isn't over.
14:44:37 User: Yes it is.
14:44:40 Cleverbot: How do you know?
14:45:29 User: Because I am leaving.
14:45:33 Cleverbot: Because I'm leaving.
