I propose a thread devoted to Michael Cross "Facts". Ya know, like Chuck Norris. Here is my first try:
Michael Cross is so tough, that at the end of Old Yeller he did not cry, because he spent the whole movie analyzing so he could learn to deal.
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I propose a thread devoted to Michael Cross "Facts". Ya know, like Chuck Norris. Here is my first try:
Michael Cross is so tough, that at the end of Old Yeller he did not cry, because he spent the whole movie analyzing so he could learn to deal.
Michael Cross does not shave because his reflection in the mirror backs away. It knows better than to eyeball Sgt. Michael Cross.
When interviewed by local reporters, superman was asked, "can anyone beat superman?". Superman responded, "two words: Michael cross."
chuck norris is not amused
http://twinfamy.files.wordpress.com/...uck-norris.jpg
If Michael cross and chuck Norris ever met face to face, it would tear a hole in the fabric of time. The only one that could stop that goes by one name, the Doctor.
Not even the most high security prison can hold Michael Cross after the water pumping station
Michael Cross is so tough he blows bubbles with beef jerky!
Michael Cross is so tough that the Mallers waited until he had a broken arm to attack...it didn't help
Michael Cross is so tough, the reason he never mentions anything about his family is because they are zombies. We now refer to them as the Behemoths.