Discovering A Pandemic

I came across this earlier tonight and had no choice but to re-post it here. All of these food related blogs and threads inspired it. Enjoy, fellow Foodies.

Let us begin.


You will need: 1 loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 ribeye steaks 1 lb mushrooms, an onion and some bacon.



hollow that bread out, bitch



Cook that shit


Don't over cook that shit. Leave your steak rare. It's gonna keep cooking for a bit in the bread.

Shove one of them bitches in the breadhole



Sauce the fuck out of that bitch



Bacon that shit, son



Cheese that shit!



Stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion mixture you can



Then jam that other bitch along inside with the juices from the pan



Sauce that shit some more!



More cheese, bitch



Put that hat on the bowl, son



Wrap that bitch in butchers paper



Foil that fucker



Put a heavy cutting board on top to squish that shit down



Now weight and wait and wait


Used 140lbs of weight and let that shit sit for 4 hours

Take weight off



Now eat the fuck out of that shit!

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