HaveCrowBarWillTravel

I was in the gym locker room taking off my uniform and I heard two soldiers having a pretty animated conversation about killing this or that. I tuned in just to be nosey because the topic seemed to have nerdy/geek undertones. Sure enough, they were talking about some video game. It had to be a shooter.
I'm not a gamer, but I do get regular checkups for outbreaks of Nerditus Geekarendum. The symptoms are as follows: I suddenly find myself in the middle of their conversation, Blackberry ...