CP's Militarized Animal Menagerie

[Cabbage Patch]

I've just discovered that I have a talent for finding pictures of animals with weapons. This topic started on other threads, but got to be a bit of a distraction. So I'm moving it here, and copying the earlier challenges and answers. I'm happy to take additional challenges here.

#1 was Osiris' Polar Bear Cavalry


So what you're saying is we need a polar bear cavalry to ride in from the north since they're unaffected up there and have time to form an organized army? I'm on board with this. Where's the crackpot predictions supposed to go again? It's been awhilte for me....How does the series end? Polar bears eat Ink, this ends the threat, so a hungry withered-away-to-almost-nothing burt gets ahold of a NEW .50 cal (Barrett M107 rifle in this case) and through a ~1 mile shot after seeing Ink's demise through his scope picks off a few polar bears to feast on and get back his buddha belly.

Polar bears go nuts and kill everyone else, thus we end up with Burt wearing Polar bear fur parading about with his new Barret .50 cal (Shirley 2.0) claiming the world as his own reading the journals to maintain sanity


"Polar Bear Cavalry!" LMFO! You know that every one of those Polar Bears is going to have a Canadian riding it. And at their head will be Osiris. And he'll be coming to rescue Scratch, so Burt is going to need that Barrett.

Hang on Scratch, Osiris is coming to the rescue!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2wgb4J2-0y0/UTw0Pg9UHFI/AAAAAAAAB2U/sggd2YLgulI/s640/Canadian+Polar+Bear+Cavalry+(6).jpg

[Cabbage Patch]

Cabbage Patch Challenge:

Turtle Artillery

Challenge accepted:

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/132/6/1/Blastoise_cloloured_by_Awesome_AD.jpg

Extra credit, a Korean Turtle Ship, which was one of the first cannon-armed warships:

http://www.thepirateking.com/images/ships_turtle3.jpg

[Cabbage Patch]

Giraffe snipers. Go! :D

Challenge accepted:

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/301/b/a/giraffe_sniper_cover_n01_by_lukkyss51-d4e7yz8.jpg

[Cabbage Patch]

cabbage patch challenge: Meerkat Infantry.

Challenge accepted:

http://products.drct2u.com/content/images/products//ow/ow073/b01ow14601ahuge.jpg http://products.drct2u.com/content/images/products//ow/ow146/b01ow14650whuge.jpg

[Cabbage Patch]

And an offering from YetAnotherBloodyCheek

http://i.imgur.com/ZVb39l.jpg

[Cabbage Patch]

...I wonder if cabbage patch can find a navy seal seal.

Challenge accepted, but let's make this the last one for this thread, it's way off topic. I'll start a new thread for just this subject.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bAXOsVpjVn0/UZYcpNWtAOI/AAAAAAAAHy4/ibY9wZFPCpw/s320/navy_seals.jpg

And meet a real US Navy SEAL (Dog) with their new high-tech combat vest

http://navyseals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/robodog-620.jpg

[Nathan.Luiz]

A camel Air Force pilot.

[Cabbage Patch]

A camel Air Force pilot.

Challenge accepted

http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/34/3514/640/camel-pilot.jpg

[Nathan.Luiz]

I am impressed, well done.

[Litmaster]

You are the fucking MAN of MEN if you can find something for this one:

SQUID SUBMARINE

[Duffusmonkey]

You are the fucking MAN of MEN if you can find something for this one:

SQUID SUBMARINE

http://www.shirtartinc.com/gallery/albums/military/military_shirts_squid_05.jpg

http://d2f8dzk2mhcqts.cloudfront.net/0738_Serge_Birault/02_alien_tako_sashimi_by_papaninja-d2zungr.jpg

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100402065839/starwars/images/7/75/DevilSquid.jpg

[Red Shirt]

Glad to see that this got it's own thread... Alright, here's one: Special Forces kangaroo with joey sidekick/assistant gunner in the pouch.

[Cabbage Patch]

You are the fucking MAN of MEN if you can find something for this one:

SQUID SUBMARINE

I am going to defer to Dufusmonkey's brilliance on this one!

[Cabbage Patch]

Glad to see that this got it's own thread... Alright, here's one: Special Forces kangaroo with joey sidekick/assistant gunner in the pouch.

Challenge in progress.

Here's a soldier Kangaroo

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/085/d/1/soldier_kangaroo_by_mallik_the_polarbear-d4u0tla.jpg

And giant mutant soldier Kangaroos (note the grenades in the pouch)

http://theinfosphere.org/images/5/59/Giant_kangaroos.png

And armed terrorist Kangaroos

http://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/741559.jpg

Still working on getting your exact request.

[Solanine]

WTF is this thread? I'm so confused right now. Honestly you stop visiting the forum on a regular basis and things get fucking crazy.

[scbubba]

Next up: Prairie Dog Paratrooper

[Cabbage Patch]

Next up: Prairie Dog Paratrooper

Challenge accepted:

Point
http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2654&d=1377703223

Counterpoint (from Cafepress)
http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2653&d=1377703202

[scbubba]

Challenge accepted:

Point
http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2654&d=1377703223

Counterpoint (from Cafepress)
http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2653&d=1377703202

Brilliant! Your image kung fu is quite strong.
I'll REP you for this as soon as I can spread some more around....

[Robzombie]

Wow, I actually have 2 mint, MINT! copies of this.



And armed terrorist Kangaroos

http://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/741559.jpg

[Duffusmonkey]

All I found was Dog Paratrooper

http://lh5.ggpht.com/-xbvuiqvZLnc/Tz2Bo_jceDI/AAAAAAAAEpo/CkF6M9uttaI/Geronimo.jpg_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800

[Arch_Will]

CBP Challenge: Cat Troop Transport

[scbubba]

CBP Challenge: Cat Troop Transport

Not to be confused with these famous feline war machines....
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzpvvC2kg1r38mqvo1_500.png

[Cabbage Patch]

CBP Challenge: Cat Troop Transport

Challenge accepted.

http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2655&d=1377740282

[Duffusmonkey]

The rest of the Militarized animals I found were just General Worms

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/172/9/4/commission__military_worm_by_jarofcomics-d548cnx.jpg

[Arch_Will]

Challenge accepted.

http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2655&d=1377740282

cries with joy at the kittyvan

yay!!

[Arch_Will]

K.. hard one...

CBP Challenge: Hippopotamus Bombers.... (aerial kind.. cant be suicide bomers)

[Cabbage Patch]

K.. hard one...

CBP Challenge: Hippopotamus Bombers.... (aerial kind.. cant be suicide bomers)

Challenge accepted

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/799945/108451754/stock-vector-vector-illustration-little-cartoon-hippopotamus-pilot-in-plane-on-white-background-108451754.jpg

And just for fun, Hippopotamus soldiers

http://kindertrauma.com/images/confessions/feeble2.jpg

[Hoff4D]

CBP Challenge: Jellyfish Luftwaffe

[Cabbage Patch]

CBP Challenge: Jellyfish Luftwaffe

Challenge accepted

First, there was a real Luftwaffe "Jellyfish" from World War 2. It was the codename for the encrypted teletype machine in the Luftwaffe HQ in Paris that was used to get orders from the Luftwaffe HQ in Berlin. Here's a picture of one of the surviving units, codename Sturgeon.

https://sites.google.com/site/ticomarchive/_/rsrc/1312996209096/iv-case-studies/geheimschreiber-t-52/Sturgeon.JPG?height=150&width=200

Then there's this image of what an F-8 Crusader of the German Marine Flieger might have looked like, if Germany had purchased the F-8 in the early 60s instead of the F-104. It's in the colors of the notional unit Marinefliegergeschwade 7 the "Fighting Jellyfish".

http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2662&d=1377876777

And finally, here's a fanciful image of a far-future Luftwaffe spacecraft, powered by Jellyfish psychic energy (okay, it's really an image from a Japanese Anime, but some of the characters were Germans)
http://miracleanimation.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/ep3-3d-jellyfish-satellite-cannon.jpg

[Hoff4D]

Challenge accepted

First, there was a real Luftwaffe "Jellyfish" from World War 2. It was the codename for the encrypted teletype machine in the Luftwaffe HQ in Paris that was used to get orders from the Luftwaffe HQ in Berlin. Here's a picture of one of the surviving units, codename Sturgeon.

https://sites.google.com/site/ticomarchive/_/rsrc/1312996209096/iv-case-studies/geheimschreiber-t-52/Sturgeon.JPG?height=150&width=200

Then there's this image of what an F-8 Crusader of the German Marine Flieger might have looked like, if Germany had purchased the F-8 in the early 60s instead of the F-104. It's in the colors of the notional unit Marinefliegergeschwade 7 the "Fighting Jellyfish".

http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2662&d=1377876777

And finally, here's a fanciful image of a far-future Luftwaffe spacecraft, powered by Jellyfish psychic energy (okay, it's really an image from a Japanese Anime, but some of the characters were Germans)
http://miracleanimation.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/ep3-3d-jellyfish-satellite-cannon.jpg

I.....just.....what?

You have to be kidding. Yet again, CBP ALWAYS delivers

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

Challenge accepted

First, there was a real Luftwaffe "Jellyfish" from World War 2. It was the codename for the encrypted teletype machine in the Luftwaffe HQ in Paris that was used to get orders from the Luftwaffe HQ in Berlin. Here's a picture of one of the surviving units, codename Sturgeon.

https://sites.google.com/site/ticomarchive/_/rsrc/1312996209096/iv-case-studies/geheimschreiber-t-52/Sturgeon.JPG?height=150&width=200

Then there's this image of what an F-8 Crusader of the German Marine Flieger might have looked like, if Germany had purchased the F-8 in the early 60s instead of the F-104. It's in the colors of the notional unit Marinefliegergeschwade 7 the "Fighting Jellyfish".

http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2662&d=1377876777

And finally, here's a fanciful image of a far-future Luftwaffe spacecraft, powered by Jellyfish psychic energy (okay, it's really an image from a Japanese Anime, but some of the characters were Germans)
http://miracleanimation.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/ep3-3d-jellyfish-satellite-cannon.jpg

Oh, CB, all Germans in space are kept in black and white. In the same year of Star Trek's first regular season (1966), when James Tiberius Kirk started to go where no man has gone before, a German sci-fi series was broadcasted as well. And we got our very own commander - Cliff Allister McLane. Yeah.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGcIy76N9sY

And of course, no German astronaut would leave home without an iron. Cf. time index at 01:37.

[Cabbage Patch]

Oh, CB, all Germans in space are kept in black and white.

How sad. Hard to appreciate those Green Orion Slave Girls in black and white.