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YetAnotherBloodyCheek
Mar 14th, 2013, 07:56 AM
Hi everyone,

Russia pushes its preparations slightly forward for the zombiecalypse. Putin has even hired Steven Seagal to help Russians to get in shape:

Article on Vlad and Steven (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/13/putin-stalin-era-physical-jerks)

Here are some images:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/13/1363197543149/Vladimir-Putin-and-Steven-009.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/13/1363197665988/Putin-and-Seagal-012.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/13/1363197788034/Seagal-and-Putin-009.jpg

Hooray! It is probably about time to join the man cave group...

LiamKerrington
Mar 14th, 2013, 10:08 AM
After all it is a free world. And if Seagal needs or wants the Russian money ... well, hell, why not.
Since Russia gets money from France now (Gerard Depardieu), I'm cool with it. Looks like all the Fatties from "Left 4 Dead" turn towards Russia ...

YetAnotherBloodyCheek
Mar 14th, 2013, 10:18 AM
He even looks like a Russian now.

Litmaster
Mar 14th, 2013, 03:28 PM
He even looks like a Russian now.

Uh, yeah, if your typical Russian has a barbed tail and forked tongue!

Holy shit, look at that top picture of Seagal: all he is missing is red skin and horns... !

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oyQgYi8bVts/SwSRj8xezKI/AAAAAAAAA1E/oXqNBCpC1nY/s1600/devil.jpg