The Miami Zombie

[Osiris]

http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21007585058418/new-details-emerge-in-causeway-police-involved-shooting/ (http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21007585058418/new-details-emerge-in-causeway-police-involved-shooting/)

Welps... see you all in hell, everyone! It's been great. :love:

UPDATED:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester: http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident: http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off: http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School: http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest: http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402#.T8RTR8WkySo
5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest: http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

It's been wonderful knowing you all. :love:

ADDENDUM-

It's spreading to New York?

5/29 Police: Hackensack Man Stabbed Himself, Threw His Skin and Intestines At Officers: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/police-hackensack-man-stabbed-himself-threw-his-skin-and-intestines-at-officers/ (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/police-hackensack-man-stabbed-himself-threw-his-skin-and-intestines-at-officers/)
5/29 Mother Stabs 9 Year-Old Daughter In Queens: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/8-year-old-girl-rushed-to-hospital-following-stabbing-in-queens/

ADDENDUM 2-

A possible--though not very plausible--explanation for the events?

(http://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/storm_watch_stories3&stormfile=Two_asteroids_zip_past_Earth_30_05_2012) http://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/storm_watch_stories3&stormfile=Two_asteroids_zip_past_Earth_30_05_2012



After an asteroid hurtled by Earth on Monday, another zipped past on Tuesday -- this one even closer.
Tuesday's asteroid, dubbed 2012 KT42 by scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, say the chunk of space rock passed by Earth in the early morning.
It came to within 14,403 km of the Earth's surface, making it the sixth closest asteroid approach on record.
On Monday, another asteroid flew past Earth at a distance of 51,497 km.
Neither asteroid posed a threat to Earth as both were quite small in relative terms. Monday's meteor was about 21 meters across, while Tuesday's was just around 5 meters.
For a meteor to cause widespread damage on Earth it would have to be larger than 140 meters.
The closest asteroid to fly past Earth was in 2004, and was only 6,500 km away. Had it collided with Earth it would have disintegrated in the atmosphere because of its small size.
For some perspective, the moon generally orbits 386,000 km from Earth.

[ClearSights]

Daumn...That's crazy, Guess we'll find out in a day or so if the victim changes hah

[COsurvivor]

"Rescue crews rushed the victim to Jackson Memorial Hospital with 75% of his face missing."

HOLY GOD!!!!

[Osiris]

I know! How crazy is that?

[IrishZombieKiller]

I read this and instantly thought Max Brooks and the Survival Guide. It has to start somewhere ... is this the beginning? What will be next, are there others? What we can guess from the WND podcast is that this is an interesting starting point ...

[HillbillySUV]

55 gallons of gas for the genset, CHECK!
Safe full of rifles shotguns and handguns, CHECK!
4000 rounds of various ammo, CHECK!
Food and other supplies, CHECK!
Water.... oh crap!

Brb, I'm going to walmart to buy a bunch of bottled water. LOL!

[7oddisdead]

If yall need me...ill be hiding in an underground cargo trailer somewhere in southern Illinois...lemme know when all this clears up

Ha...

No really, that is far too much shit to be coincidence...scary stuff for sure

[Osiris]

I hear a single peep about this shit spreading further north and I'll be gone until it blows over.

[Witch_Doctor]

I have just confirmed that dogs can, I repeat, DOGS CAN LOOK UP! That should shave off about 90 seconds of useless debate time during an escape.

[Osiris]

I have just confirmed that dogs can, I repeat, DOGS CAN LOOK UP! That should shave off about 90 seconds of useless debate time during an escape.

:Virginia:

[Osiris]

:D

[HaveCrowBarWillTravel]

Gonna move this to the weapons thread.

Crowbar out!

[Witch_Doctor]

:Virginia:

South Eastern Virginia to be exact, but we haven't been hit yet as far as I can tell. Just like South Carolina, no undead :brains:, just plenty of the Brain-Dead O_o.
Kind of like zombies on a diet.
:D

[Adventureless_Hero]

Why was the Z-Poc thread moved here? I don't see the connection.

I saw that story about the fellow in Miami who ate the other dudes face and was like "Oh shit. It HAS started!"
The sane part of me wants to say the guy was likely messed up on drugs. But reading about how he growled at the officer and didn't react to getting shot is just chilling. I hope the victim survives and can tell us more about what the hell happened.

[reaper239]

Why was the Z-Poc thread moved here? I don't see the connection.

I saw that story about the fellow in Miami who ate the other dudes face and was like "Oh shit. It HAS started!"
The sane part of me wants to say the guy was likely messed up on drugs. But reading about how he growled at the officer and didn't react to getting shot is just chilling. I hope the victim survives and can tell us more about what the hell happened.

they suspect it was a bad strain of LSD

[zombie19]

Check this out! http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/nation/police-look-for-witnesses-of-face-chewing-attack-2379976.html

[MenashaCorpse]

Saw that. Creepy.

[itsallgoodie]

Also, YES. http://jessejamesandthegiantpeach.tumblr.com/post/24001271762/zombie-apocalypse-coming-soon

[Osiris]

Gonna move this to the weapons thread.

Crowbar out!

Lol wut

[Osiris]

Why was the Z-Poc thread moved here? I don't see the connection.

I saw that story about the fellow in Miami who ate the other dudes face and was like "Oh shit. It HAS started!"
The sane part of me wants to say the guy was likely messed up on drugs. But reading about how he growled at the officer and didn't react to getting shot is just chilling. I hope the victim survives and can tell us more about what the hell happened.

Todd and I were talking about it last night, and we've come to the--rather informed--conclusion, that drugs are the culprit. Science, bitches, science.

[reaper239]

i was at a bbq at a friends last night and we were discussing this. my buddies wife goes, "if it was a bad strain of lsd- will you eat this?" i was like, 'what?' and looked up. she was offering a hamburger to her husband. the way it came out was funny though. anyhow, i am convinced that this is a zombie plague. hey, i can dream can't i?

[Osiris]

We won't know for certain for a few days. Everyone thinks "Oh my God, it happens super fast" but the truth of viruses is, they travel fast, but nobody connects the dots for days--sometimes weeks. Either way... I'm loading.

[reaper239]

We won't know for certain for a few days. Everyone thinks "Oh my God, it happens super fast" but the truth of viruses is, they travel fast, but nobody connects the dots for days--sometimes weeks. Either way... I'm loading.


yeah, totally. i get paid thursday, so i'm getting more bottled and bullets (was getting those in a couple weeks anyway, just moving up my timetable) and getting my .45 out of hock. also going to be picking up a SCAR .22 here in a few weeks. i think that'll pretty much give me all the guns i need for the coming apocalypse ;) then i just need to get about a thousand rounds for it and i'll be good.

[Osiris]

http://i.imgur.com/vEUtk.jpg

[Osiris]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Wh_nZiuFC4o#!

Effects of Bath Salts. The drug that is apparently being blamed.

[Osiris]

http://www.drugabuse.gov/about-nida/directors-page/messages-director/2011/02/bath-salts-emerging-dangerous-products

Bath Salts Information.

[ClearSights]

Ehhh. I'm leaning more towards the T-Virus and zombies, Not bathsalts...hah

[Cabbage Patch]

Where did all this happen again? I couldn't remember if it was Raccoon City or Pittsburgh.

[reaper239]

miami

[ClearSights]

I know, you can get most of those pittsburgh people confused with zombies....haha (Philly Fan)

[Cabbage Patch]

1931

This is an actual tweet from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaigne from earlier today. It would be creepy under the best of circumstances, doubly so when it's viewed in light of the stories coming out of Florida! Here's the link to the story on IO9 (and yes, the real story is that it was just a small chemical fire): http://io9.com/5913889/zombie-fans-this-is-the-most-ominous-real+life-tweet-youll-ever-read?utm_source=io9+Newsletter&utm_campaign=7a964dfe6a-UA-142218-29&utm_medium=email

[Osiris]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bitch-please-rage-face.png

[Osiris]

We're done here. Pack it up. Someone get the lights on the way out.

[Osiris]

5/29 Police: Hackensack Man Stabbed Himself, Threw His Skin and Intestines At Officers: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/police-hackensack-man-stabbed-himself-threw-his-skin-and-intestines-at-officers/

[nikvoodoo]

5/29 Police: Hackensack Man Stabbed Himself, Threw His Skin and Intestines At Officers: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/police-hackensack-man-stabbed-himself-threw-his-skin-and-intestines-at-officers/


Uh...that's Hackensack. That's as common in New Jersey as McDonald's are in the Mid-West, or as Starbucks in any major city in America. :p

[itsallgoodie]

Still, a bit sketchy when you take it all in the same week or so.

[7oddisdead]

Yea..im just gonna go ahead and say that I think alot if this is just us actually searching out the stories that fit this situation..things like thus could easily happen every week..and until we got a big light shined on it (via the Miami zombie) we never would have noticed..

Heh, did that sound believable?..look over there! *runs away*...

[itsallgoodie]

At this point, I don't know. it seems like it could be stuff that just happens, but its still just cray.

[Teej]

It could be drugs, but it sounds suspiciously like african rabies to me...

[IrishZombieKiller]

I want to scream GAME OVER! But will just quietly sit and watch ...

[reaper239]

5/29 Police: Hackensack Man Stabbed Himself, Threw His Skin and Intestines At Officers: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/police-hackensack-man-stabbed-himself-threw-his-skin-and-intestines-at-officers/


hey, no guts no glory.

[Mikeyd2tall]

hey, no guts no glory.
well played sir :D

[Osiris]

facepalm.gif

[Osiris]

First post updated with possible source.

[yarri]

First post updated with possible source.


They're blaming bath salts? Seriously?

[Bullethead]

Im not sure who it was who said they hope the survivor can shed some light on the situation...but if you look at whats left of his face, I doubt he'll be telling us anything.

Google image search Ronald Poppo. Pictures came to light early this morning.

For those with a weak stomach, I don't recommend looking. Basically its Ground Beef with a beard. You cannot tell where the mans eyes are/were, cannot make out where his nose is/was, the only recognizable features are Mr. Poppo's goatee and a hole that I can only guess is his mouth. The fact that he is alive (even if on life support) is nothing short of astonishing.

Standby for reports of medical staff being bitten within the week.

[Loyal Retainer]

Bath Salts... is a hell of a drug. There was a guy in North Carolina, if I remember correctly, got messed up on them stole two goat from his neighbors and killed them. He was found in his own bedroom by the police wearing women's lingerie with the two dead goats cut open and spread around the room.

[ClearSights]

Here is a website of the two men involved....You can clink a link within this page to see the guys face afterwards....But I warn it's very graphic and in no way would I ever believe that the person is alive...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/alleged-photos-of-cannibal-victims-eaten-face-emerge-unbelievably-horrifying/

^ That link does not have anything graphic

[Osiris]

They're blaming bath salts? Seriously?

:hsugh: Missed something in the first pass? Addendum 2.

[Osiris]

Im not sure who it was who said they hope the survivor can shed some light on the situation...but if you look at whats left of his face, I doubt he'll be telling us anything.

Google image search Ronald Poppo. Pictures came to light early this morning.

For those with a weak stomach, I don't recommend looking. Basically its Ground Beef with a beard. You cannot tell where the mans eyes are/were, cannot make out where his nose is/was, the only recognizable features are Mr. Poppo's goatee and a hole that I can only guess is his mouth. The fact that he is alive (even if on life support) is nothing short of astonishing.

Standby for reports of medical staff being bitten within the week.

Saw the pics yesterday on _____.com and they are grisly, at best. I could have gone my entire life not having viewed them. Not that it was too much for me, just that I realized as I was looking at them, that I didn't really need to see it.

[nikvoodoo]

Well if this whole rash of incidents is like WA, it's reached Canada.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-31/porn-star-hunted-over-body-parts-case/4043344

We found the Ink of Reality

[Osiris]

Well if this whole rash of incidents is like WA, it's reached Canada.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-31/porn-star-hunted-over-body-parts-case/4043344

We found the Ink of Reality

Naw, bro. That shit happens all the time here. We just don't usually bring it up. It's like saying "oh the sun came up this morning."

[nikvoodoo]

Daily Beast Article mapping out Zombie activities (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/05/31/map-signs-of-the-zombie-apocalypse.html)

[Osiris]

Please take note: this shit don't go down in Canada. We've got our act together.

[Osiris]

:hsugh:

[ClearSights]

Well if this whole rash of incidents is like WA, it's reached Canada.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-31/porn-star-hunted-over-body-parts-case/4043344

We found the Ink of Reality

Is it just me or is that guy really, really ridiculously good-looking? (Movie Reference)

[nikvoodoo]

Please take note: this shit don't go down in Canada. We've got our act together.

just you wait....

[Nate Eeez]

I know, you can get most of those pittsburgh people confused with zombies....haha (Philly Fan)

*shakes fist* Steelers fan!

[Nate Eeez]

Bath Salts... is a hell of a drug. There was a guy in North Carolina, if I remember correctly, got messed up on them stole two goat from his neighbors and killed them. He was found in his own bedroom by the police wearing women's lingerie with the two dead goats cut open and spread around the room.

Drugs allow us to release/unleash our inner desires.

[Osiris]

just you wait....

While we're waiting... how about Baltimore?

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/bs-md-ha-dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story

[nikvoodoo]

Actually, we're done waiting....we were done waiting 4 years ago!

http://www.ivegotthenews.net/2012/05/22/update-canadian-bus-cannibal/

Canadian Bus Cannibal

[Osiris]

Actually, we're done waiting....we were done waiting 4 years ago!

http://www.ivegotthenews.net/2012/05/22/update-canadian-bus-cannibal/

Canadian Bus Cannibal


404 No Cannibal Found. He just hacked off the guy's head is all.

[nikvoodoo]

404 No Cannibal Found. He just hacked off the guy's head is all.

and ate his eyes, ears and tongue.

[Osiris]

and ate his eyes, ears and tongue.

No, sir. That was corrected a few days later. Media sensationalized it. He wasn't eating the tongue, he was practising his kisses.

[random_highjinx]

Ugh. If I had a dollar for every time I saw this "ZOMG MIAMI ZOMBIE!", I'd be a lot richer and possibly less annoyed.

Well, richer anyway.

Probably still annoyed.

[Witch_Doctor]

Actually, we're done waiting....we were done waiting 4 years ago!
http://www.ivegotthenews.net/2012/05/22/update-canadian-bus-cannibal/
Canadian Bus Cannibal

Nah, that guy used a knife. That's too classy. No real zombie would be caught undead using a knife on its victim. It's like drinking tea with your pinky extended.

[GodofInsanity]

Ok I put this under TV cause it was on the news. Has anyone else seen this about the guy in Florida. Has a thread been started on it. If not here is a link.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/exclusive-new-details-causeway-cannibal-rudy-eugenes-last-hours/

[nikvoodoo]

Ok I put this under TV cause it was on the news. Has anyone else seen this about the guy in Florida. Has a thread been started on it. If not here is a link.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/exclusive-new-details-causeway-cannibal-rudy-eugenes-last-hours/

Yup. There is definitely a thread already. I'm merging this to that now.

[nikvoodoo]

Nah, that guy used a knife. That's too classy. No real zombie would be caught undead using a knife on its victim. It's like drinking tea with your pinky extended.

Regardless of method, parts of the victim were missing with the only explanation being they were eaten.

And in other news: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/news_archives/Report-Maryland-man-eats-roommates-heart-brain-second-zombie-like-cannibal-attack-within-a-week

Maryland joins in the fun!

[ClearSights]

Heres another video of the maryland one....It's moving north!

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justice/maryland-alleged-cannibal/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

[Witch_Doctor]

Originally Posted by Witch_Doctor

Nah, that guy used a knife. That's too classy. No real zombie would be caught undead using a knife on its victim. It's like drinking tea with your pinky extended.

[QUOTE=nikvoodoo;41761]Regardless of method, parts of the victim were missing with the only explanation being they were eaten.
QUOTE]

Eating the body parts just makes him a cannibal. Besides, 2008 is not an Apocalyptical year like 1999, 2000 or 2012.

[nikvoodoo]

Eating the body parts just makes him a cannibal. Besides, 2008 is not an Apocalyptical year like 1999, 2000 or 2012.

Well if that's the case, then the things we're mentioning in this thread are cannibals and not zombies. Suspension of disbelief.

[Osiris]

wtf quoting

[GodofInsanity]

I got a sister in law that swears the bath salts is a cover up and that this is a virus that eats away at your intestines making you crave for human flesh. I am not sure how my intestines nomming on themselves make me want human flesh but hey, however.

[7oddisdead]

Ya know, every time I think about this now I get visions of Woodstock..

Can I have your attention please, don't eat the brown acid...

[Osiris]

I got a sister in law that swears the bath salts is a cover up and that this is a virus that eats away at your intestines making you crave for human flesh. I am not sure how my intestines nomming on themselves make me want human flesh but hey, however.

However what? don't leave me hanging!


Ya know, every time I think about this now I get visions of Woodstock..

Can I have your attention please, don't eat the brown acid...

Aw man, it wasn't THAT bad. Shit. Some people call it a bad trip, I just call it "Finally getting some decent shit." You with me?

[7oddisdead]

:hsugh:

[itsallgoodie]

http://www.reddit.com/r/2012Zombieevents

[Osiris]

:hsugh:

:hsugh:

[Witch_Doctor]

Well if that's the case, then the things we're mentioning in this thread are cannibals and not zombies. Suspension of disbelief.

Uh, see Zombies are what we call "Make Believe", kind of like a Unicorn or a Cyclops. Of course you can change a 'make believe' thing around a bit. Say, give he Unicorn wings or a rainbow tail, or make the Cyclops a giant. But there are some changes that just down right take away the 'make believiness' out of a 'make believe' thing. If you find a Unicorn with no horn, well, that's just a horse. A two-eyed Cyclops is just a dude. A zombie eating someone with a knife.... Hannibal Lector.

[Osiris]

:hsugh:

[Cabbage Patch]

All the news of zombies / cannibals has the government in official denial mode. Today a spokesperson for the Centers for Disease Control told the Huffington Post today, "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)". So now we know the cover up has begun!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/cdc-denies-zombies-existence_n_1562141.html

[GodofInsanity]

1936

[Cabbage Patch]

It looks like all of the stories about the Miami cannibal are having an effect on the public. This is a link to a prank video from some group that thought it would be fun to see how the public in Miami would react to someone acting like a zombie and coming after them. Most of the video is of people giving him the once-over and running. But the last scene is of a large mob of people chasing him down to attack him.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo

In a different version of the video, which unfortunately I couldn't link here, that last scene continues as the "zombie" screams "it's a prank" to a crowd surrounding him, one of whom seems to have a gun. I guess Miami isn't going down without a fight!

[reaper239]

ok, so check this out:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7AzblS4Fatk

essentially they're saying it's bath salts but have no way of testing to see if it is indeed bath salts. now i'm not saying it was an zctual zombie, but blaming bath salts for this attack is like blaming the devil. you can't test for it so you really don't know what the cause was

[reaper239]

check this (http://global.christianpost.com/news/zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-attacks-in-miami-maryland-spark-internet-zombie-craze-video-75977/) out

[Mikeyd2tall]

check this (http://global.christianpost.com/news/zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-attacks-in-miami-maryland-spark-internet-zombie-craze-video-75977/) out
dude, it shows you how scary this shit is getting. being in florida makes me a bit frightened as most of this stuff is happening here. in fact, the face-eater thing happened 80 mins away from were i live.

[7oddisdead]

check this (http://global.christianpost.com/news/zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-attacks-in-miami-maryland-spark-internet-zombie-craze-video-75977/) out

excellent article.

Regardless of what is causing all of this, the simple fact is..this is not a "zombie" apocalypse.. I feel like we as a community should do all that we can to ensure that people are informed about that. Most anyone who knows me on some level knows I have a love for most things zombie related. So when I hear anyone call this anything related to "zombies" I feel obligated to correct them...these are simply sick people, doing sick things....end of.

[IrishZombieKiller]

dude, it shows you how scary this shit is getting. being in florida makes me a bit frightened as most of this stuff is happening here. in fact, the face-eater thing happened 80 mins away from were i live.


80 mins huh, well you should have a head start if you start walking away now lol - sorry

[Witch_Doctor]

It looks like all of the stories about the Miami cannibal are having an effect on the public. This is a link to a prank video from some group that thought it would be fun to see how the public in Miami would react to someone acting like a zombie and coming after them. Most of the video is of people giving him the once-over and running. But the last scene is of a large mob of people chasing him down to attack him.
In a different version of the video, which unfortunately I couldn't link here, that last scene continues as the "zombie" screams "it's a prank" to a crowd surrounding him, one of whom seems to have a gun. I guess Miami isn't going down without a fight!

Looks like FUNNY OR DIE almost had its first fatality.

[Osiris]

If only it had been funny...

[GingerNacre]

they suspect it was a bad strain of LSD

It was bath salts (not like the ones at Bath & Body works!) which act like a cross between a hallucinogen, meth and an opiod. I've seen it. Its NOTpretty.

[GingerNacre]

I created a theory of how this COULD go zombie after it happened.

Bath Salts/PCP + Mentally unstable (the bad voices and urges) + Anger = THIS type of Cannabalistic style crazy zombie.

Its not the zombie of our dreams, but it's a nightmare if it spreads.

[reaper239]

oh, btw, no bath salts. i reiterate: ZOMBIE!

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/27/2871098/mes-report-eugene-had-no-drugs.html

he was just on weed. killer case of the munchies.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU&feature=related

[Osiris]

http://i.imgur.com/Z6pNA.gif

[BoomerXL]

http://i.imgur.com/Z6pNA.gif

Seen this GIF on Twitter....I found just as funny as now...don't know why but it kills me everytime...lol

[7oddisdead]

Ya know...i remember watching reefer madness when I was younger and thinking to myself "thank god he wrecked the car, he probly would have been eating faces next"....

Uh...no

[VEE]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cannibal-attack-china-drunk-bus-1111517