one line at a time story

[mem]

I think i am doing this right. The idea is that we tell a story, one line at a time. You can jump in wherever you want but just make sure that the line before and after your post is not yours. I shall start....



One day Ra1th was walking down the street minding his own business when suddenly..

[Tandem25]

He heard gun fire.

[Creem_Filling]

A woman ran past him and was shooting blindly over her shoulder with a look of terror on her face.

[Hellbringer]

around the corner came a small tyrannosaurus rex with kitchen knives for claws chasing the woman.

[nikvoodoo]

"well if that isn't the darndest thing I've ever seen," ra1th said to himself.

[yarri]

and went back to writing poems while hopping on one foot.

[Tandem25]

Just then he felt a hand grab his shirt and yank him through a doorway.

[mem]

Big bird put a knife to his throat and said "help me find snuffy or you are a dead man !"

[cycogod]

someone set us up the bomb

[smalls kenobi]

With his last breath, Big Bird clinched Ra1th's hand and said..

[cupcakezombie]

"Please find Snuffy, he is the key to the survival of the world."

[Lab Rat]

Ra1th knew there were only two places to look for a Snuffleupagus who doesn't want to be found.

[kafu288]

Unfortunately, at that point Raptor Jesus dived around the corner holding a machine gun, breathing heavily.

[Osiris]

Raptor Jesus and Ra1th locked eyes as a grenade rolled out from behind the wall, coming to a stop between them.

[smalls kenobi]

seconds pass... then nothing, it was a dud.

[Osiris]

They both exhale and Raith opens his mouth to say something when suddenly, the grenade explodes sending them both sprawling!

[cupcakezombie]

As the dust settled Ra1th made a run for it and up the street and jumped onto a passing bus.

[Lab Rat]

Ra1th shuffled through the Hawaiian Tropic models to find an empty seat at the rear.

[Tandem25]

Where he found Neal Patrick Harris sitting with his laptop open.

[Eitri]

Neal Patrick Harris wanted to show Ra1th a video, he said it was Legendary.

[Rock Daddy]

Raith went to sit next to him, And Neil Patrick Harris said, "Don't sit there. I made some love stains..."

[smalls kenobi]

Ra1th Stared into NPH's eyes and slowly continued to sit on the seat he was warned about.

[yarri]

determined to not allow NPH's warning of love stains on the seat frighten him. Ra1th gave NPH the stink eye. " I am not afraid of your love stains."

[smalls kenobi]

Just as Ra!th Takes his seat, he slaps the Laptop off of NPH's lap. "I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR PETTY GAMES! The Fate of Snuffy, and the World... is in my hands.."

[nikvoodoo]

Just as Ra1th is about to exit the bus, Neil Patrick Harris rips off his suit revealing a oversized lab coat and gloves and begins to laugh in an evil manner.

[HaveCrowBarWillTravel]

saying "look down Ra1th, look down!" as he gyrates his hips and starts doing the chicken dance. Then he suddenly stops and says, "Hey, you wanna go to White Castle?"

[mush_rooms]

Ra1th sighs, "I've had about enough, and guess what? The hammer is my FIST," and punches NPH square in the face.

[smalls kenobi]

as Ra1th slowly opens his eyes he gasps in horror that his punch had no effect! "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!" said NPH.

[Tandem25]

Meanwhile. Across the city...

[Adventureless_Hero]

nikvoodoo watches via video the events that have befallen Ra1th, while stroking his chin and saying in a most diabolical voice, "good, good..."

[Mikeyd2tall]

suddenly the door bursts open to reveal.....

[smalls kenobi]

Britt! breathing heavily, blood splattered everywhere. in her right hand a samurai sward, in her left, the head of Greg Miller.

[Mikeyd2tall]

Nikvoodoo jumps out of his chair and throws it at britt screaming "GO AWAY!!"

[Tandem25]

Britt yells "We have to get this head to the lab! We must submerge it in the nano-solution! Quickly!"

[Mikeyd2tall]

nikvoodoo jumps up saying "alright ill send my 2tall bots to help you!"


(shameless self story inserting complete)

[Adventureless_Hero]

Suddenly, Angel Tunudo swings by on a rope saying, "Like hell you will!" while snatching up Greg Miller's head right out of Britt's hand.

[Tandem25]

Then he releases the rope while pulling the ripcord on his parachute.

[cupcakezombie]

"Never mind," says Nikvoodoo, "The head was only a small part of the plan, at least we have Snuffy"

[Fishie]

Laughing maniacally, he moved towards the locked door of Snuffy's closet prison, and banged on it with his fist, expecting to hear noises of fright from inside - but there was nothing but silence...

[Tandem25]

Ra1th and NPH enter the building on the first floor armed for battle. Ra1th in a suit of chainmail and swiss army knife and NPH with his laptop and half empty bottle of scotch.

[smalls kenobi]

NPH lifts his hand to signal a stop. he cocks his head while squinting at Ra1th's face. "you look like a Lake. I'll call you Lake." but it's Ra1-" "you're Lake." "okay, i guess i'm Lake then. Shall we continue?" NPH stares into the distance ahead, "Yes...Yes we shall."

[nikvoodoo]

"You are aware that this is to be done one line at a time, and not 6 sentences at a time, gentleman," said Nikvoodoo over the building's PA system.

[Adventureless_Hero]

But unknown to nikvoodoo, his voice was so BOOMING that he PA system over-loaded and . . .

[Fishie]

the rallying cry of a nearby zombie, alerted by the booming of the PA system, echoed through the almost-deserted streets

[Rock Daddy]

In moments, a thundering stampede of hungry moans and roars circled the building.

[Tandem25]

Thousands of the vile and gruesome undead shamble and drag their way towards Nik's stronghold in the violent atrophied spasms that are so common to their kind.

[Tandem25]

OOC- sorry Rock Daddy. posted at the same time.

[Rock Daddy]

Nikvoodoo smiles as he pulls out a steaming tea kettle. "Enjoy being eaten alive, fools!", he shouts as he smashes the pot on the floor and creates a huge cloud of steam.

[mem]

Just then Mr George Romero pulled up in is most awesome undead deflecting winnebago (romerobago)...

[smalls kenobi]

Romero yells at Ra1th and NPH, "Come with me if you want to live... and save Snuffy."

[Fishie]

"I thought zombies were supposed to be slow!" shouted George Romero, shaking his fist at the undead while the rest of the survivors piled into his vehicle

[Eitri]

On the Roof Nikivoodo watched as they got away... but then saw a double rainbow and Cried "What Does It Mean?"

[Fishie]

In fact, the rainbow was not a natural phenomenon, but was a product of Ground Zero...

[Tandem25]

Meanwhile on the ledge of the City Bank Building, Angel reaches his hand into the bloody, gore and grey matter filled skull of Greg Miller and pulls out the jump drive for which he'd spent so long searching.

[smalls kenobi]

after licking the grey matter off, he stuck the Jump drive in his pocket, and Jumped...

[Eitri]

Into the air just as burt yelled JUMPER!

[kafu288]

Meanwhile, in North West Idaho, Zombie Lebron James was busy murdering Dan Gilbert

[zombie sniper]

back at the bank burt does a ninja pole vault and cloths-lines angel mid air while pickpocketing the drive.

[Fishie]

"Good one, Burt!" simpered Kalani, and Angel punched him in the face for being a lickass

[Eitri]

The jumper flew over head and landed in the near by Bed, Bath, And Beyond

[Fishie]

"All they want is somewhere comfortable to sleep!" realised Angel

[fighter]

as lizzy,tar and bricks come out and shoot him

[Fishie]

Meanwhile, the jumper found a nice comfortable quilt, and began dragging it back towards the arena, ignoring Angel's howls of pain

[fighter]

then scratch runs over the jumper and angel

[Fishie]

"Wtf are you doing Tar!" yelled Scratch, "I told you the residents of the tower belong to MEEEEE!"

[fighter]

then scratch gets runs over by snuffy

[zombie sniper]

Angel slowly sat up and said" Im alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[fighter]

sunffy backs ups and kills angel again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smalls kenobi]

meanwhile, back in the city.. George Romero, NPH and Ra1th are traveling quickly to angel's location..

[ClearSights]

A wild colored one appears!

[Adventureless_Hero]

"Wild colored one? That's a bit racist sounding." says Angel Tunudo as he sits up yet again, having not been killed in those previous multiple run-over scenarios.

[Tandem25]

George Romero, NPH and Ra1th arrive just in time to see Snuffy stomping mercilessly on Angel's head turning it into nothing more than bloody pulp and bone fragments.

[Rock Daddy]

Snuffy paused... His eyes were glazed over and his shaggy hair began to rapidly fall out all over the floor!

[Fishie]

"Ok, who covered Snuffy in depilatory cream?" asked George Romero accusingly, as the others avoided his eye and shuffled their feet

[Rock Daddy]

"I did it!", a new voice echoed towards them, as they all turned in disbelief.

[Adventureless_Hero]

It was none other than, Angel Tunudo, alive and well!

[Rock Daddy]

"I see Snuffy killed my evil clone in a murderous rampage due to side effects from the depilatory cream I slathered all over his furry body.", Angel said cheerfully.

[Adventureless_Hero]

A shot rang out from somewhere behind the group while Snuffy's head jerked back violently, then fell forward to reveal that he had been shot by a high calibur rifle.

[Rock Daddy]

Neil Patrick Harris hurriedly crouched next to the enormous muppet and felt for a pulse. "He's... gone", he said somberly with a single tear in his eye.

[Adventureless_Hero]

"There's no room for muppets in the zombie apocalypse." Kelly said as she approached the group, unloading the shell from a lever action .375 hunting rifle.

[mem]

Snuffy's trunk began to move about as an undead gurgling growl emanated from his throat.

[Fishie]

"There must have been zombie blood on that bullet... Save yourselves!" yelled Neil Patrick Harris, as Snuffy's zombified trunk curled tightly around his leg

[Eitri]

The friendly Jumper jumped on snuffies back.

[Kn1ckerb0cker33]

At which point it leaps on top of Neil Patrick Harris and karate chops him to death.

[smalls kenobi]

then a stray bullet shoots out of the darkness from a block away straight into the Jumper's head

[Eitri]

Datu Cried out "NOOO HE WAS MY FRIEND!" and began to cry his famous cry

[mem]

http://www.westernjournalism.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/RIP1.jpg thread

[kafu288]

Suddenly, Raptor Jesus and Bill Compton walk to a bar in Texas and Bill says "Sookie. Sookie. Everything is getting crazy out there Sookie"

[Kn1ckerb0cker33]

Big bird comes out of left field and shouts, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?"

[smalls kenobi]

NPH, George Romero, Kelly Datu, and Snuffy all look at the camera and shrug.

[usmcludwig]

And then Micheal Jackson returns from the grave wearing children skin tights.

[mem]

At that exact moment every character from every crap reality show being newly turned undead began to surround the building and moan the most horrible nowhere hollywood acting career moan anyone had ever heard.

[Adventureless_Hero]

That is when Bruce Campbell appeared and began chainsawing all the undead while screaming, "Damn, you all can't act worth a monkey's butthole."

[reaper239]

and then bruce reached the center to find raith and michael jackson doing the thriller

[Adventureless_Hero]

Then Conrad Murray showed up and proclaimed, "Michael Jackson, you should be dead," thus having the immediate effect of Michael Jackson's reanimated corpse falling down dead, again.

[mem]

as micheal's redead undead but yet again more dead body fell to the ground his gloved hand scraped against the belt of one of the stand in dancing extra zombies and the glove slipped free of his now once again dead undead hand. a small rolled up parchment tumbled to the ground. Upon closer inspection Conrad Murray realized that it was child skin. As his stomach clenched and his teeth gnashed in disgust at the now really dead but once undead one at his feet he said........