During the zombie apocalypse, what would your last words be?

[j0be]

Right before you go down in a hail of gunfire, what is the last words you want people to remember you by?

Mine is stolen, but I love it:

Well then... One gun. One last stand... Bitches! I grew up on Duck Hunt!

[Osiris]

Run! Just Run! I'll hold them!


<turns to face the horde>

DIE YOU ZOMBIE FUCKS!

[cycogod]

"You Got's Me Monies?" .. or " It Doesn't Have a beak "

[Ra1th]

Shoulda. gone to. Costco... gurglearlghaargh

[Wicked Sid]

Angel... Was... The... One... Who... Shot... Blargh.

But, seriously it would probably be "I'll accept this as is. But for now, Click-click." As I cock the shotgun for my last time and go out swinging.

[HardKor]

I'm going to have to steal mine as well:

"Choke on em!" (As zombies drag my severed legs away)

[mascaria]

Oh fuck.

[cycogod]

I'm going to have to steal mine as well:

"Choke on em!" (As zombies drag my severed legs away)

Very Nice -

[Ctatyk Frost]

If I said anything at all...it would probably be the American Death Song.....aka...."OH SHIIIIT!!!!!!"

[kafu288]

I hope I don't taste good fucker/now I'll never know how Ted meets the mother

[Luna Guardian]

Singing "It's the End of the World as we know it" by R.E.M.

OR

"Well played, sir, well played"

OR

"This is a really bad time to run out of bubblegum"

[Ra1th]

I hope I don't taste good fucker/now I'll never know how Ted meets the mother

LOL I watched that show for 6 seasons and I still don't know who the mother isss noooooooooooo blargh

[cupcakezombie]

"So long and thanks for all the cupcakes"
Partially stolen from HHGG

[kafu288]

oh good. I haven't seen Season 6 yet (I'm waiting for teh DVD release) but good to know they managed to continue not revealing who the mother is. Tune in next season, we might tell you what colour hair she has.

[Ctatyk Frost]

oh good. I haven't seen Season 6 yet (I'm waiting for teh DVD release) but good to know they managed to continue not revealing who the mother is. Tune in next season, we might tell you what colour hair she has.

Yeah, that's one of my favorite shows. I'm also happy that it's continuing.
Back on topic...
Other possible last words.
"Hey ya'll....Watch this!"

[MrScott101]

"Too bad the double tap didn't work" followed by " ahhhhhh sshhhhhhh...."

[Creem_Filling]

"Hello! I'm selling used bullets. Here, take a sample!"

You'll get bonus points if you can name the game.

[Leedo2502]

My last words in any scenario are going to be "Respawn in: 5...4...3...2..."

[Adventureless_Hero]

"Eat me."

[Tandem25]

I'd like to think I'd say something witty or profound but it would probably be "AAAAAAAAHHGGGGGgggg...".

[smalls kenobi]

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back."

[Pikepaw]

Maybe Job 19:25-27

Nice, "I know that my redeemer lives..."

I might go for Job 13:15 myself or the beginning of Psalm 144.

That or something else I like, I tend to say while playing video games "Come on, come on, come on...come get some"

[Boomstick]

"Who Farted?"

[Adventureless_Hero]

"Well Excuuuuuuuse me, princess!"

[smalls kenobi]

THE ALWAYS CLASSIC "Clever Girl.."

[AdrianHD]

Last words? HAH. I'll have the last laugh... If I even die. *sunglasses* 8|

[Makson]

I hear in the distance, "I'm still a virgin, NNOOooooooo!"

[yarri]

my last words would be "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! *gurgle ... thud*

[Luna Guardian]

Oh, oh, I got another one!

"Well I guess" I put on my sunglasses "this bites. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!"

[Creem_Filling]

Oh, oh, I got another one!

"Well I guess" I put on my sunglasses "this bites. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!"

Oh. My. God. That is genius! Lol, I love it.

[shric debar]

Oh, oh, I got another one!

"Well I guess" I put on my sunglasses "this bites. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!"

damn you i was gonna do that. hmmm...


"ouch"

or

"Hello and welcome to shric's buffet. Todays special is.. LEAD SANDWICHES B*****S. HERE HAVE SOME ON THE HOUSE"

[Don Man]

mines would be, "Oh jelly beans"

[HardKor]

I got another one:
*arguing with another survivor*
Me: "Ahh bite me!"
*zombie pops out and bites me*
Me: "Damn you irony!"

[Rock Daddy]

"But... I'm a fucking demon."

[uuhhhuuu]

I would yell "HEY LOOK!!! A FAT GUY!!" and take off running.

[Rune]

"Hail to the King Baby", little tribute 2 Evil Dead, that's how I want 2 spend My last seconds on earth, coarse it would sound better with a pile of undead corpses under my feet and a grenade in each hand.

[COsurvivor]

"Hail to the King Baby", little tribute 2 Evil Dead, that's how I want 2 spend My last seconds on earth, coarse it would sound better with a pile of undead corpses under my feet and a grenade in each hand.

Umm, Army of Darkness... quoted incorrectly.

[mush_rooms]

Oh this is a fun thread! But instead of being my usual douchebaggy self I'm gonna go with an honest answer, I'd be all mushy and prob say "I love you" if I'm with someone at the time, or something all silly like that, yknow... >.>

If I died alone I don't think I'd say anything!

[zombie sniper]

my last words would be "granade spam For The Win!" or 'KAMAKAZIEEE! al la la la la la la BOOOOOOM.

[Magrat]

THE ALWAYS CLASSIC "Clever Girl.."

Damnit! I got to page three thinking noone had said my line! It's really such a classic and I probably would genuinely use it as my last words in a zombie apocalypse.


"But... I'm a fucking demon."

I laughed. It would be especially fitting if the zombie had a putter!

My lines:

If saving others valiantly "everything has it's time... and everything dies." If i can use this one I am!

If doing what I do best "dammit! THIS WORKED FOR BILL MURRAY IN ZOMBIELAAAAAAAND!"

If saving one other person. "Get away from her you b*tch" (reguardless of the person who i'm savings sex)

But it'd probably be something closer to "oh come on!?" if I'm just overrun.

[Samuel Sprayberry]

F*ng nursery school! F*ing figures!

[gaijinpunk]

"F*#k this clown..!"

[usmcludwig]

GET TO THA CHOPPA!!!!! (tho I'm sure this was already said)

*if above was already said*: "Hope they serve beer in Hell"

[GodofInsanity]

looks at bite....saying could be worse

or

Glad I saved a bullet for myself

or
in by best chuck hestin voice....SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

[reaper239]

"gimme some sugar baby" or "time to go to work" or "you only live twice"

great lines since someone already took hail to the king

[Cromulent Frog]

"F*ck this shit! Let's go bitch!" and then shoot them in the head one after another.

[7oddisdead]

Depends upon which version of me is bitten

7Oddisdead:
Tell..butters..to..come get...my..beans

Todd:
Bout fricken time...