Picture Wars!

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

Alright everyone: It's time to start one of the most unique, creative, compelling forum games known to mankind! Without further ado, I present to you...

Picture Wars!



How it works:

When taking a turn, post an image.
The image you post should 'beat', 'kill', 'defeat', 'best', 'destroy' / <insert synonym here> the image posted before you.
If it's not clear how your image defeats the image before you, add a small description
Use common sense when deciding which image to post. Try to avoid nukes, black holes, and so forth
Ironic and funny responses are allowed! In fact, they're what make the game even more enjoyable.



An example:

Player A:
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/house-selling-1.jpg
A lovely house.



Player B:
http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/845/1273bulldozer.jpg



Player C:
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/screwdriver-1.jpg
Slowly but surely, but it'll work eventually.

The next person could post an oven (to melt the screwdriver into an unrecognizeable blob), a sniper (to shoot the person using the screwdriver), or one of many, many other options.
Be creative!

Experience learns that it sometimes takes a bit to get running, but once it does, it can be really awesome.

So let's get started!

I'll start off, with the same image used in the example:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/house-selling-1.jpg

[WestonWisdom]

http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/845/1273bulldozer.jpg

[mem]

http://i.imgur.com/uRY3F.jpg

roll roll *smash*

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

http://www.soc.mil/uns/Photo/2007/album/demolition-048.jpg

There's little left to roll or smash anything with after this.

[timberwoof]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/xmikexsack/shelter.jpg
Blast does not get in.

[WestonWisdom]

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/grenade.jpg

It does now.

[itsallgoodie]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100718075322/callofduty/images/b/bd/WaW_Perk_Pin_Back.png

reset fuse on grenades.

[Jeebogs]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YbD_csZtad8/Swf1yIBkItI/AAAAAAAAAdU/MnDgGJrpL9o/s200/broken_fuse_01.jpg

broken fuse :(

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TAJjxDtt9XI/AAAAAAAABNA/c1VWaSb-Di4/s1600/fixed.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://distractible.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pull_the_plug1.jpg

Ooops. No more 'lectricity

[MrScott101]

http://i.imgur.com/tIemD.jpg

go hamster power!

[Ctatyk Frost]

http://i.imgur.com/yvNf2.jpg

Richard Gere

[Jeebogs]

http://assets.explainthisimage.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/739/resized/unxplained-photo-1233644431-83531.jpg

[timberwoof]

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk41/Kasumi214/Sniper.jpg
Sniper cat

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1293/778430596_7faa1f44dd_o.jpg
Sniper cat can't snipe if sniper cat got stuck.

[timberwoof]

When she's done with the cake, she'll be back and open that fridge.
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q129/wintermd/fat_thighs.jpg

[Hellbringer]

Richard Simmons helps everyone.

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/NCLB-ActII/upload/2007/08/_in_my_11_years/simmonsactII.jpg

[mem]

http://www.menofadonis.com/images/moaspec.jpg

oh noes Richard went to find them and isnt here to help anymore

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20071214&t=2&i=2490150&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=460&pl=300&r=2007-12-14T070523Z_01_N12160477_RTRUKOP_0_PICTURE0

Senator George Mitchell disapproves of your steroid use

[nikvoodoo]

http://blogs.eveningsun.com/sportingword/rain.jpg

Can't shoot off them fireworks of celebration in the rain.

[Creem_Filling]

http://avatarthelastairbenderonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/aang.jpg
http://athensboy.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/george_w_bush_goofy_inside_out_umbrella3.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://i.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2010/10q_shyamalan/night_shyamalan_01.jpg

yeah...I'm just gonna ruin this entire series.

[bequita]

http://assets.huluim.com/shows/key_art_all_dogs_go_to_heaven_1996.jpg

[Ra1th]

not this one

http://www.killer-video.com/tienda/images/shirtcujo.jpg

[bequita]

http://www.modelinia.com/__wordpress__/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/coppertone-baby.jpg

nothing a good walk on the beach can't fix.

[bequita]

http://www.modelinia.com/__wordpress__/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/coppertone-baby.jpg
epic fail.

[ZombieMama]

unless...

http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/coppertone_rollingstone.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.justice.gov/dea/photos/year_in_pictures_07/04.jpg

That looks like 20 mil....time for Jim to leave the beach and go back to work.

[Creem_Filling]

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1188motivational-friendlier-zombies.jpg

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Jodo3qssJY4/STfZ9iFJElI/AAAAAAAAAK8/zdcnY06XOpI/s400/poster62652164.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/d/03056-2.jpg

What exactly are you going to do, hit me with that fish?

http://www.nonacho.com/boy%20with%20large%20trout.JPG

TROUT SLAP!

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

http://www.vrouwonline.nl/img/gallery/flamberen.jpg
I wouldn't be standing there, if I were you.

[Jeebogs]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v823S0ujpt0/Sja0-ybJ0-I/AAAAAAAAABY/B5jMvfDCSVY/s320/boy+peeing

I don't mean to *ahem* on your fire......

[mascaria]

http://i56.tinypic.com/2jg17as.jpg

[Hellbringer]

http://www.pbs.org/art21/slideshow/artists/c/celmins-sculpt-001.jpg

every comic's worst nightmare

[timberwoof]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/rcordes/wa-spell-chk.jpg
welcome to the present, its called using computers

[nikvoodoo]

http://techsalsa.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/bsod.gif

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

http://img.donanimhaber.com/upfiles/560570/ADF996575E4A4203BBFBA264A530372D.jpg
Linux solves those BSOD's

[mem]

http://www.it-networks.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/zombie_computer.jpg

[timberwoof]

http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww298/69twist69/BreakGlass.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.tssbulletproof.com/wbcntnt/wp-content/uploads/bullet-proof-glass.jpg

That glass looks awfully thick and bullet proof. Have fun breaking it.

[Hellbringer]

http://m24digital.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mariah-carey-ebria-pic.jpg

Mariah's voice can do it.

[Creem_Filling]

http://images.wikia.com/halofanon/images/9/90/Gordon_Freeman_crowbar.jpg
Gordon Freeman beats everything!
(I even got a halo reference in there!)

[nikvoodoo]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Hb0pgMfJnz8/SuoZBdBNInI/AAAAAAAAABo/ArMJka5ZZpE/s320/ursula-2.jpg

[mascaria]

http://i54.tinypic.com/34exi0o.jpg
Dinner time for Moby Dick

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/9/6/6/58966.jpg?v=1
"Artist's rendition of evolution just flipping the hell out."

Whale < Bigger Whale.
The Livyatan Melvilli, to be precise. 14 inch teeth say om nom nom.

[nikvoodoo]

http://redstick.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/pinocchio.jpg

I'm all up in your belly....makin' you sneeze Monstro!

[Osiris]

Ambush kitty will destroy.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0ps_fPtXNwc/TeGIpbBWqjI/AAAAAAAAE7k/nxMlkpsMNVE/s1600/tumblr_llhqh4peV11qz5279o1_500.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.christinadimitriadis.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/open-closed-door-ii1.jpg
Closed door means no ambush kitty laying in wait.

[Osiris]

http://www.freyacat.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Ceiling-Cat-Picture.jpg

Doors? Ceiling cat defeats doors!

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

http://www.frituur-mijlbeek.be/contents/media/cheeseburger.jpg
We'll lure him out with a cheezburger.

[Osiris]

A challenger appears!

http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/cheeseburger.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HAFN56T9L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Everybody poops....unless you take two of these.

[Hellbringer]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110307234846/slaveleia/images/9/91/Leia_Choking_Jabba_2.jpg

Choke on this, Jabba.

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.depressedfan.com/images/joba-chamberlain.jpg
If you really want Joba to choke, just hand him a baseball.

[Hellbringer]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/2388565612_75c89ddbf1_z.jpg

I think this will take care of that baseball.

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.acadiamagic.com/bangor-maine/images/paul-bunyan-06.jpg

[timberwoof]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t187/mykeyg60/johnholmes.jpg
He carried more wood than that.

[mascaria]

http://www.designcomlimao.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/youth-aids.jpg
Make sure you wrap it up boys.

[nikvoodoo]

Well that's right up this forums alley isn't it?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2Wraxo-hP7o/SwDCxW_7RuI/AAAAAAAAAbw/57zM2xEyCns/s1600/zombies.jpg

[HardKor]

http://oneguyrambling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Chasing-Amy.jpeg

Well guess I'll just have to get my BOOMSTICK!

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.sparselysageandtimely.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sweeping-ash.jpg
Don't mind me, just sweeping up some Ash.

[timberwoof]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3589/tornado03vx9.jpg (http://img295.imageshack.us/i/tornado03vx9.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

[nikvoodoo]

http://addins.ktiv.com/blogs/weather/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Blog11.jpg

High pressure system brings blue skies.

[shric debar]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3525/4001337893_8b1200d653_z.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://blog.ukmedix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/swine-flu-vaccine.jpg

Here you go planet, take this and call me in the morning.

[shric debar]

http://rlv.zcache.com/evil_genius_ad_card-p137193981770591009q0yk_400.jpg


excellent now that the planet is better. it is time to take over the world.

[HardKor]

http://decalorations.com/images/graphics/p/pi/pinky_and_the_brain01.png
Even the best laid plans can be ruined. NARF!

[ZombieMama]

http://www.awn.com/files/imagepicker/1/goodman02_PinkyBrain-01.jpg

too late. someone beat you to the punch

[shric debar]

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/demotivational/100_teamwork-mice.gif

both of you posting pinky and the brain pics is good and all but mice are easily defeated

[nikvoodoo]

http://zephyrliving.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mighty-mouse-movie-poster.jpg

[shric debar]

http://www.magicmonkeys.co.uk/games/files/supercat.jpg

mwahahaha

[HardKor]

http://www.comictreadmill.com/CTMBlogarchives/2008%20Images/Adv351Catnip-thumb.jpg

[shric debar]

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii104/evansmikes/000r8x6s.jpg

it's zombie killin time

[nikvoodoo]

But even the best laid plans
http://images.wikia.com/lostpedia/images/f/f6/OMM.jpg

...Often go awry

[smalls kenobi]

and when that' happens you just have to bite the bullet/Shield
http://i56.tinypic.com/301fx5c.jpg

[Kunja]

http://0.tqn.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/F/n/redskullcap45.jpg

then die!

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.boomtron.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/spider_man.jpg

Hello, my name is Spider-Man. You killed my parents....Prepare to die!

[Hellbringer]

takes care of spiders...

http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=500&uid=2069572807

[mascaria]

http://i56.tinypic.com/29bvrs.jpg

A superior band.
(the germs)

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.labsafety.com/images/xl/Lysol-Antibacterial-Kitchen-Cleaner-LSS-_i_LBM61177S.jpg

[mascaria]

http://i55.tinypic.com/30wwf4j.jpg
Thanks for disinfecting away everything that could have killed us!

[Kunja]

http://newamericatoday.com/na/BennyHinnIndia.jpg

be healed of all infection my child!

[StepLaugh]

http://www.thefatlossauthority.com/fat_loss_tips/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/orange-juice.jpg

[mascaria]

http://blogs.trb.com/community/news/davie/forum/IRS_logo.jpg
Sir, we would like to see your past 7 years of tax information.

[Kunja]

nice!

[nikvoodoo]

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens4089142_1239859791TaxRevoltSign.jpg

A wild political movement has appeared! Choose your pokemon!

[cupcakezombie]

Doesn't matter with an offshore account
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mmo0128l.jpg

[mascaria]

http://www.moonbattery.com/thecoffepartyIllo.jpg

Reason prevails

[Kunja]

http://hotoffpress.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/taxmasters.jpg

Pennies on the dollar!!!

[nikvoodoo]

http://hotoffpress.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/taxmasters.jpg

http://images.free-extras.com/pics/c/cartman-1042.jpg

Cartman totally hates Gingers.

[HardKor]

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/935/935712/eric-cartman-20081204034423053_640w.jpg

The dog whisperer will keep him in line

[Hellbringer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Heres_a_bunny_with_waffle.png

can't tame this...

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.flanboyanteats.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/carrots.jpg

But I can distract it.

[rottenash]

713
hold on..whos this?? sorry carrots is go time

[nikvoodoo]

http://opiatekick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/prevent-meth-mouth.jpg

Does this remind of you that night in Miami, Mr. Slap Chop?

[Pikepaw]

http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/images/2007/08/29/sabre_tooth_1.jpg

His teeth are bigger

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.prehistory.com/dinosaurs/woolymths.jpg

I guess its not the size of the sea...

[Kunja]

http://bobynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Flood74098_full4.jpg
CAPTIAN CAAAAVVVVE MMMAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nikvoodoo]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01250/iceman_1250307c.jpg

Come on....we all know Captain Caveman should have come out looking like Oetzi (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/7966083/Oetzi-the-Iceman-may-have-been-ceremonially-buried.html)

[Kunja]

http://www.yourprops.com/norm-48567511c76fb-Return+of+the+Living+Dead+%281985%29.jpeg
the researchers won't be able to study him when he gets up and eats their BRAINS!!

[smalls kenobi]

he lives!
http://i51.tinypic.com/wve3ph.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

Hidden for potential medical grossness:

http://www.medivisuals.com/images/products/detail/204243_03XG.jpg
Don't worry. pumkpin. We can fix that face of yours.

[smalls kenobi]

like how Surgery fixed her?
http://i.imgur.com/0f9r6.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.bolgernow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cowardly_lion.jpg

She was thrilled when she got cast as the cowardly lion

[smalls kenobi]

HERE'S YOUR COURAGE LION, HERE'S YOUR COURAGE!
http://i.imgur.com/3SvLV.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://rlv.zcache.com/empty_revolver_poster-p228309859262843106trma_400.jpg

[smalls kenobi]

Hop in boys!

http://i.imgur.com/B7Zuf.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://vkgames.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/python2.png?w=640&h=480

[smalls kenobi]

He doesn't need a gun anyway
http://i.imgur.com/VGjRJ.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/images/2011/5/arnold-schwarzenegger-mistress-mildred-patricia-baena-and-son-picture-hollywoodgrind-1.jpg

Are you my daddy?

[timberwoof]

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x307/Cruxis767/arnold_schwarzenegger.jpg
Or he'll treat you like a predator.

[cupcakezombie]

A pre nup will fix that
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/improvised-blog/prenup.jpg

[shric debar]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4121/4748351896_bdb4d31be2.jpg

nuff said really

[Kunja]

http://www.yourememberthat.com/files/113c643768b610ad.jpg

Take cover and dont worry children... it's only the russians

[shric debar]

http://www.famousquotesabout.com/quoteImage/145293/It_s-a-losing-game.jpg

haha

[Kunja]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/166/6/6/Hippie_love_by_crazy4franz.jpg
it's all about love man!

[shric debar]

http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_love.jpg

[Mordekii]

http://www.midnightexpress.com.tr/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/MC-Hammer.jpg

[HardKor]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3331/3213031601_9426be7ca0.jpg
"Hammer Time" keeps on slipping away

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.novareinna.com/festive/timetitle.jpg

[Hellbringer]

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/88356805.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=49768722B86DC0FDACCE55578082579D7907C9F0032BB249 5C63470A042CCA66E30A760B0D811297

Father Time has to take a back seat to a skateboarding Baby New Year... even if he's 11 years too late.

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.covemountainkennels.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ShovelingGravel.jpg

That's right boy.....punks can't skateboard on gravel.

[Kunja]

http://s2.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/912EDC17.jpg

its a good thing I have a hover booard!!

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.freefoto.com/images/33/04/33_04_14---Water-Texture_web.jpg

[Mordekii]

http://audioworksofdelaware.com/catalog/fat-boat-1.jpg

water....conquered

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/03/release-the-kraken-template-500js031710.jpg

[Pikepaw]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2007/365/4/c/Davy_Jones___speed_painting_by_Angela_T.jpg
He commands the Kraken!

[Mordekii]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1lixJ1HNKs0/TddlyYdT1UI/AAAAAAAACIY/strdrm7fSRM/s1600/medusa-head.jpg

say hello to my little friend

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.itechgirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/god-of-war.jpg

Oh Perseus.....you picked a fight with the wrong guy...

[shric debar]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/180/3/9/Chuck_Norris_Card_by_megers67.jpg

hmm have fun beating him

[nikvoodoo]

Ok I will :)

http://content8.flixster.com/skin/profile/10/84/70/10847002_profile_mbox_background.jpg?version=20080 803050959

I killed Chuck Norris in "Way of the Dragon"

[Mordekii]

http://download-dragon-ball-z-english-episodes.edogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dragonball-z-pencilboard-3.jpg

we love dragons!

[johnnywhizzbang]

Tests on two cucumbers revealed they carried the dangerous enterohamorrhagic E. coli (EHEC) bacteria, but not the strain responsible for the current massive contamination which has killed 15 in Germany and one in Sweden.

[timberwoof]

http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/yy222/toystoryftw/mrpmrspbuzzjessie.png
No Problems.

[nikvoodoo]

http://s1.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hoff_lifeguard.jpeg

The Hoff stops Germany in its tracks

[HardKor]

http://nomnommonster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/030510-david-hasselhoff-drunk-eating-a-burger.jpg
Even the mightiest can fall.

[nikvoodoo]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tZWHxYkX81o/TJYWrWtp2zI/AAAAAAAADQw/kGk_M6E3IsE/s1600/1.jpg

This movie did more damage to her career than that other one

[nikvoodoo]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/electric-car-battery-2.jpg

It's electrifyin'

[Mordekii]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lld1rhw9Xz1qj5cw4o1_400.png

[Kunja]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-4rTVmRBGuA/S1qVXtYFX1I/AAAAAAAAAGE/qXd6ysXAvQQ/s400/Sherlock+Holmes+Robert+Downey+Jr..png

How Embarrassing!

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.mugshots.net/robert_downey_jr/robert_downey_jr.jpg

Now that's embarrassing!

[rottenash]

716

they must use the same hair gel

[mascaria]

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/imageBank/cache/c/Cameron-Diaz---LP3.jpg_e_b531446b815d841fa57ff7ac29559923.jpg

The only thing worse than her hair is her dancing.

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.pleasedancewithme.com/PhotoDirtyDancingPosterColor65.gif

Patrick will get her dancing like a pro in one summer flat.

[HardKor]

http://blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/chris-farley-chippendale.jpg
Upstaged!

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.planeorisland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/john-belushi-college.jpg

The Original Funny Fat Guy on SNL

[HardKor]

http://www.bluesbrotherscentral.com/beale/m/320/s/images/wallpapers/cops-army-guns.jpg

But he got caught (picture from Blues Brothers)

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.costumzee.com/view/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/magneto.jpg

You Humans and your guns

[Hellbringer]

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/placed/112907lotrduel.jpg

this guy can beat Gandalf... I mean Magneto

[HardKor]

http://www.verumserum.com/wp-content/gallery/christopherlee/christopher-lee-02.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.denimsandjeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ironheart.png

Wood can't pierce an iron heart.

[Pikepaw]

http://www.celebritysentry.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/1292307611-33.jpg
Oh good, you found his heart, (tin men have iron hearts, all Canadians know that), he'll be picking that up now

[mascaria]

http://www.tropicalrainstormscreensaver.com/Pic/TropicalRainstormScreensaver250.jpg
He isn't going anywhere.

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.rickwrench.com/images-sounds/rustweb/rustoleum.jpg

[mascaria]

http://www.gomonews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/zippo.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

That's not a fire
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CBuRBwURBEA/TUJaLk_aJTI/AAAAAAAACNY/LYYbJQAhQNU/s1600/Human+torch.PNG

Now that's a fire

[yarri]

http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1558080-Niagara_falls_Canada-Niagara_Falls.jpg


I see your fire and raise you alot of water

[mascaria]

http://imaletyoufinish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kanye-sham-wow.jpg

[yarri]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/Picture_7_10.png

What happens when you smack a hooker

[nikvoodoo]

http://image.lyricspond.com/image/j/artist-john-lee-hooker/album-the-very-best-of-john-lee-hooker/cd-cover.jpg

Sometimes when you smack a hooker, he'll write you a blues song about it

[yarri]

http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/cursed/images/robert-johnson-devil-at-the.jpg


Or he sells his soul to the devil for a really excellent career.

[Pikepaw]

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Supernatural%20duo.jpg
Ha, these two sent the Devil back to hell and they can deal with any demons he brings with him

[nikvoodoo]

http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/TVandMovies/Charmed/charmed38.jpg

These four did the same thing on the same network, for longer, and they looked better while doing it (and less likely to be confused with sparkly vampires.)

[Kunja]

http://www.wallpapers63.com/desktop-wallpapers/other/simpsons/simpsons-024.jpg
you can't send us back to hell... we'll never go away!!!

[Hellbringer]

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/chris-vs-bart-the-simpsons-vs-family-guy-1200537_764_657.jpg

They'll go away when getting chased by a newer series wielding an axe...

[shric debar]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0908/plagiarism-plagiarism-family-guy-balls-chin-demotivational-poster-1251120981.jpg

just in case

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.empiremovies.com/_word_press/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mib3.jpg

We can handle ballchinians

[Mordekii]

http://bodybuilderfitness.com/library/ringside_kickboxing_jock_strap_KC.JPG

that will solve that issue

[nikvoodoo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Chara_cropped.jpg/230px-Chara_cropped.jpg

Zdeno Chára and his 105mph slapshot thinks that isn't going to protect you all that well.

[mascaria]

http://cdn.worldcupblog.org/italy.worldcupblog.org/files/2010/12/bored-jester-in-empty-stadium-uid.jpg

Yeah, but really, who cares about hockey?

[mascaria]

http://www.californiahomesrent.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Tumbleweed.jpg

And still, no one cared.

[Pikepaw]

http://www.canadianliving.com/blogs/crafts/files/2010/06/canada-flag.jpg
When in comes to Hockey, Canada cares! That's who!

[mascaria]

http://www.tinyjoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/2923195208_ec2376716d.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://chanarchive.org/content/71_k/7314390/1285451008809.jpg

"HEY! FUCK YOU, BUDDY!"

[HardKor]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BVVd1nfMDk4/Tc_BWr48uQI/AAAAAAAABJE/5FwKij987fg/s1600/007-friday13-snorg.gif

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.candy-lee.com/images/freddy-krueger.jpg
Doesn't matter to me. I go to work every night.

[HardKor]

http://science-fiction-books.com.au/media/ccp0/prodlg/Insomnia-Stephen-King-Paperback14-med.jpg
He's not so scary if you don't sleep

[cupcakezombie]

http://www.insomnia-aids.com/images/float/insomnia-pills.jpeg

These will help with that!

[cupcakezombie]

http://scientopia.org/blogs/thehermitage/files/2011/02/pyzamcanthearyou.jpg

What song, I don't hear no song

[nikvoodoo]

http://gb.fotolibra.com/images/previews/76240-white-kitten-washing.jpeg

You can hear it during bath time.

[HardKor]

that's not a real bath...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B-FhBEg9TRA/RZQYq666yFI/AAAAAAAAABI/IRi1NY5ML6o/s400/wet-cat-3.jpg.w300h248.jpg

that's a real bath

[Kn1ckerb0cker33]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/17/2011/06/custom_1277147422370_dog_fan_with_ice.jpeg

Cause its funny & cute =D

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cacheZHVTYM8=RW50ZXJ0YWLUBWVUDC1NB3ZPZXM=/imgDumbo4.jpg

you are so jelly of my ears

[mascaria]

http://www.knowingtheworld.com/clipart/disney/mickey/20.gif

[shric debar]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/crossovers-mickey-mouse-optimus-prime-disney-transformers-demotivational-poster-1249749868.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://picsnow.us/pics/m/michael-bay/picture-michael-bay.jpg

Michael Bay just ruins films

[shric debar]

http://topnews.in/light/files/Steven-Spielberg3.jpg

maybe. but steven spielberg doesn't

[nikvoodoo]

http://pran.ucoz.com/_ld/0/12303257.jpg

[shric debar]

http://www.treehugger.com/et-poster.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://pran.ucoz.com/_ld/0/12303257.jpg
No. Really.

[Jeebogs]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JPFxYJeZSj4/TSQtNc1WVKI/AAAAAAAAAAg/WASkouwclyU/s320/fonzi+jumps+the+shark.jpg

I see your Crystal skull and raise you the original....

[nikvoodoo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8d/FGHolyFonz.jpg/250px-FGHolyFonz.jpg

Fonzie be praised!

[yarri]

http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/f/ff/Death.JPG

A little death anyone?

[mascaria]

http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/d/d9/Deathsmother.png
And just what do you think you're doing young man?

[Blood & Ice Cream]

http://www.robotviking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/elixir.jpg

[Hellbringer]

I can play cards too.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/2914851691_dfe3508b58.jpg

Gotta catch 'em all! surfing, jumping the shark, what-have-you.

[nikvoodoo]

http://images.wikia.com/zippo/images/0/0e/Zippo.jpg

[Hellbringer]

Let me see your... fire!

http://images.plixid.com/imager/w_500/h_/8534c345a440408915e28d8f88e8c646.jpg

[timberwoof]

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx324/sfrwheel/DSC06089.jpg

[Hellbringer]

here's a better use of a fireman








http://www.firehousesubs.com/App_Themes/FirehouseSubs/images/lg-firehouse-subs-logo.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://lavozweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Astute_underwater_view4_RGB.jpg

Here's a better use of the word 'sub'

[mascaria]

http://i51.tinypic.com/1m4d4.jpg

Did some one say sub?

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.portlandmercury.com/imager/b/magnum/2421615/cee2/film1-570x300.jpg

Hang on a minute....I blew her up....

[shric debar]

http://ti.arc.nasa.gov/m/profile/frank/FRANKENG.JPG

no worries. dr frankenstein shall put her back together

[HardKor]

http://www.dga.org/en/Craft/DGAQ/All-Articles/0804-Winter-2008-09/~/media/Images/DGAQ%20Article%20Images/0804%20Winter%202008%2009/screeningRoom_YoungFrankenstein02%20jpg.ashx?w=340&h=497&as=1
Put. The candle. Back!

[shric debar]

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs30/150/f/2008/164/a/2/French_Candlestick_by_SuperRamen.png/

i would but he keeps running off

[Kn1ckerb0cker33]

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/032011/seewhat-fry.jpg

[Hellbringer]

http://www.mobipocket.com/eBooks/cover_remote/ID714/sbms-79255.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.iwannafile.com/img_store/0/30/84/62.jpg


EDIT: Well that was originally the poster to "Scent of A Woman" but I guess not anymore. So....lets just go with it!

[smalls kenobi]

http://i.imgur.com/RZQEk.jpg

[Hellbringer]

Let Maximus take a stab at this...

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2000_Gladiator/000GLD_Russell_Crowe_108.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://splicedwire.com/01reviews/beautifulmind.jpg

I'll be with you in a minute.....almost got this.....

[Kunja]

http://nuclearstreet.com/images/img/crayxt5.jpg
Let me help you with that...

[Hellbringer]

Oh no, computer bugs!!!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2799/4326459332_2b706b8b5c_z.jpg

[HardKor]

This guy will take care of it
http://http.cdnlayer.com/softlayerweb/innerlayer/snl_it_guy.jpg
By the way....you're welcome!

[nikvoodoo]

http://edibleapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/silver-apple-logo.png

Previous few posts were obviously running a PC

[Hellbringer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/twistedjoker/poster61259778.jpg?t=1241851062

[Roadkill1986]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q54/InfernoRodan/Other/Ancient/Graboid.jpg
Graboids, They'll eat anybody.

[smalls kenobi]

http://i.imgur.com/Sq8KB.jpg
don't worry, Kevin Bacon got this.

[Roadkill1986]

http://www.cinefex.com/backissues/covers/Cinefex83.jpg
Time to disappear.

[smalls kenobi]

the only thing that can kill an invisible man...
http://i.imgur.com/ZPScH.jpg
.. is an invisible gun.

[Roadkill1986]

http://cdn.newsone.com/files/2009/03/police-brutality-because-we-can.jpg
You got permits for those?

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/donttasemet.jpg

[smalls kenobi]

"Hey, you. get your damn hands off them!"
http://i.imgur.com/mxYOs.png

[Roadkill1986]

As you wish...
http://www.soccerjones.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/soccer-fail.jpg
(No hands required)

[smalls kenobi]

well, you cant use your legs..
http://i.imgur.com/KaTsU.jpg
But hey, you can still play soccer :)

[Roadkill1986]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-wheelchair-acces.jpg
No you can't.

[Mikeyd2tall]

http://www.seesinc.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/elevator.jpg

ha. stairs are for squares

[Roadkill1986]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3606/3587625277_3eb820039c_z.jpg
Sorry, no room.

[Mikeyd2tall]

http://www.greatorlandodiscounts.com/blogs/uploaded_images/tower-of-terror.jpg

thats ok ill get the next one ;)

[Roadkill1986]

http://www.dlrptoday.com/images/2008/03/13-towerlondon-02.jpg
Out of Order

[Mikeyd2tall]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQz72ooRv0PWoWm9-F__jG5guKFYQ-WAovdAR-N5XMCl4n0mCjF

thats ok i think i can manage

[Roadkill1986]

http://www.comicbook.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/iron-man-2-hammer.jpg
I don't trust what Hammer get's a hold of.

[Mikeyd2tall]

http://www.nndb.com/people/915/000025840/mc-hammer-pants.jpg
neither do i

[Roadkill1986]

Something better always comes around after a while... Oh, Look!!! It's...
http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu219/anthonyrichardson1026/Thugnificent.jpg

[Hellbringer]

Can't have Boondocks without some Saints.


http://193.105.21.101/image/21299/the_boondock_saints_ii_1600x900.jpg

[Roadkill1986]

You Being on your knees makes this next part so much easier...
http://www.beatsandbombs.com/wp-content/2010/04/the-boondocks1.jpg

[smalls kenobi]

http://i.imgur.com/HAS0B.jpg
wow... um.. this is awkward..

[nikvoodoo]

http://media.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/yosemite-sam-wallpaper/ysam1024.jpg

That darn rabbit!

[shric debar]

http://www.signpictures.net/pictures/attack_rabbit.jpg


yes what's wrong with the rabbit?

[Jeebogs]

http://herb-magic.com/rabbit-foot.jpg

time to join your brothers and sisters.....

[shric debar]

http://www.socfx.com/wp-content/uploads/bunnyafter.jpg

robo bunny ACTIVATE!!!

[cupcakezombie]

My robot can take yours:
http://images.wikia.com/robotwars/images/6/62/Razer.jpg

[shric debar]

http://images.wikia.com/robotwars/images/d/db/Sir-killalot.gif


bring it on!!!!

[cupcakezombie]

Made of metal right...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_96uP6vDZMT8/S_qW8wMVLiI/AAAAAAAAMSY/WFFR5EKtct8/s1600/COYOTE13+-+COMPRESSED+HARE.png

[shric debar]

http://l.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/canstock4032863.jpg

also made of metal

[nikvoodoo]

http://investinginanunbalancedworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/scrooge-mcduck.jpg

metal is a good thing

[Mikeyd2tall]

http://adscam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bfa1853ef010535d2dc55970b-800wi
why so...serious?

[Kc]

metal is a good thing
723 Not Always...