Picture Wars!

[mem]

http://www.imsogangsta.org/gangsta/1012/cookie-monster-fat-kid-gansta-cookie-monster-fat-cap-gangsta-1291650159.jpg
C is for cookie and that is good enough for my homies !

[reaper239]

http://www.imsogangsta.org/gangsta/1111/-gangsta-1320925940.jpg

[yarri]

NOooooooooooooo damn the rep system I want to rep this someone please rep this !!!!

[mem]

How does one run with little legs ?

[Solanine]

You've both been very naughty, Nick would not approve of your behaviour.
He took rep away from me last time I did it (and gave it back and more too be fair).

http://i.imgur.com/2XJjV.jpg

[reaper239]

the nik, angry AND wearing a banana hammock, truly a creature to inspire fear (kinda reminds me of a tank on L4D)

http://manboobz.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/muscleman.jpg

[yarri]

http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons4/2010/01/01/407/4079287/6714135b9458a9b1_scaredBaby.preview.jpg


My eyes they burn they burn!!!!!

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/mg5L7.jpg
"The bees, not the bees!

[mathuect]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/anoldalias/luzly%20stuff/Oprahs-Bees.gif

[reaper239]

moving pictures are

http://thaiteachers.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/illegal.jpg

[Hellbringer]

Let's spruce up those handcuffs... with COLOR!

http://ddq74coujkv1i.cloudfront.net/Peerless-ColoredCuffs-Lg.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/CyUtn.jpg
Fluffy!

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.gruntmuskielures.com/image/obj209geo327pg9p17.png

"she disapproves of your fru fru BS handcuffs"

[jwaj2002]

http://img.memecenter.com/uploaded/036e741f26b67e4246c5a4cdc0965b35.jpg
Marry Poppins's unknown sister..

[nikvoodoo]

http://hellinahandbasket.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/skeptical-baby-looks-askance.jpg

Damn kid never changes.

[mathuect]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/195855_10150109714146269_503811268_6763120_2211918 _n.jpg

Some kids are born okay with everything

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/sF41c.jpg

[mathuect]

http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Stop-giving-your-dog-crack-600x552.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/xw4R0.jpg

(this can't be the first out of a two thousand posts to ft Jim Hensons work surely?)

[reaper239]

time for a revive:

http://www.boredsince1980.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/naked-or-fat.jpeg

[TCM Revolver]

these people look like they are from Jersey (NYC)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo9si3uaw31qbqldro1_r1_500.jpg

[reaper239]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WTQgi_d7HYw/TkSgsw1t2nI/AAAAAAAAAB8/dybDR1N1jSI/s1600/texas_most_likely_to_secede_rick_perry_t_shirt-p235128424587434642trlf_400.jpg

since we were already a country, we have the experience to succeed when we secede

[Solanine]

In Britain we have proper flags for counties (states).

http://i.imgur.com/dVGc2.png

Yorkshire FTW!

[Hellbringer]

We have flags for getting rid of proper flags.

http://www.learnnc.org/lp/media/uploads/2009/11/46021983_8da9490451_b.jpg

(still reading "Those Damned Rebels" which is a very interesting take on the whole subject)

[nikvoodoo]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/30/ca965e2f-dc7f-4f0c-a7fc-05a7c3ec94b1.jpg

[mathuect]

http://jimbocyberdoc.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/cat01fg3.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.cruffler.com/STARP-disassembled.JPG

Little did you know kitteh's are adept at disassembling guns being pointed at them.

[reaper239]

that's great, kitty can disassemble a M1911. too bad that's a beretta M9. also, disassemble this:

http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/rpg-7_2.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/MBlbn.png

[Hellbringer]

If I'm going to watch something with clown make up, I'll take this one instead.


http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/572934-bigthumbnail.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/Twowheeler/IMG_5339.jpg

Just beware of Bullets lodged in gun barrel's, Brandon....

[Creem_Filling]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii58/Lainaaa/Daffy.jpg
Careful with that.

[nikvoodoo]

http://content6.flixster.com/photo/11/49/96/11499652_gal.jpg

SKITTLES!!!!!

[reaper239]

http://finallyentertainment.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/eminem-in-mms.jpg

M&M's!!!!!!!

[smalls kenobi]

http://i.imgur.com/Aqfjh.jpg
E.T. Says: "Reese's Pieces are better."

[nikvoodoo]

Below this Spoiler tag resides the most vile, disgusting, and horrific image you will ever see........ever. Proceed with extreme caution.....and don't say I didn't warn you....
http://blogofbad.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/atari_et_s1.jpg

[mem]

http://www.8-bitcentral.com/images/reviews/atari2600/et2600Screen3.jpg

EEEEkkkkkkkkk !

[smalls kenobi]

GET IN YOUR HOLE!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/9wi3H.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/c6aiz.jpg
You guys is old...

[smalls kenobi]

Hey, Old People can still Hang.
http://i.imgur.com/WZtIv.jpg

[reaper239]

ahhhhhh my grandparents

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_29_shKT4Elw/TQsGvDsSdII/AAAAAAAALPk/eZX5sSbwZcg/s400/old_people_bird.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/Eeubo.jpg

[mathuect]

http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-old-people-laughing-prank.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/mQpsV.jpg
A belated happy birthday to the forum.

[Hellbringer]

Before we jump down the Portal rabbit hole for the up-teenth time... I want a zombie cake.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S8cYkQyardI/AAAAAAABKvE/uH63LF38uSg/s1600/zombie_cake_08.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://tutorialblog.info/images//2011/12/Down-the-Rabbit-Hole_byV.jpg

How about we just go down this rabbit hole instead?

[Teej]

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took care of that rabbit hole

[nikvoodoo]

http://dustincharles.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/287054-72477-bugs-bunny_super.jpg

SuperBugs Bunny is unphased.

[Teej]

until he recieves a kryptonite carrot
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[random_highjinx]

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How about we just say no.

[Hellbringer]

Doomsday did a better job of killing Superman than Kryptonite ever did.

http://art.ngfiles.com/images/35/rickmarin_doomsday.jpg

And Richard Pryor's krytonite only made Superman evil...

[mathuect]

http://christophervalin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/batman-superman2.jpg

Superman repeatedly is hurt or what not by people with no superpowers, and then makes up some new ones to deal with it. Superman sucks.

[nikvoodoo]

http://worldfamousdesignjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/7_banebreaksbatman.jpg

By the Comic Book transitive property....that means Bane is superior to Superman.

[Wicked Sid]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/337/d/9/Black_Lantern_Batman_by_sinccolor.jpg

Sometimes somethings come back for seconds.

[random_highjinx]

Batman or not. Zombies < Guns

And I love Guns (and assorted weapons).

http://data.whicdn.com/images/7205558/475387.1020.A_large.jpg

[Solanine]

Can your guns protect you from these?
http://i.imgur.com/jeGpH.jpg

[random_highjinx]

No, but a level A hazmat suit should work.

http://www.minnpost.com/_asset/vwrstv/mp_main_wide/LevelAHazmat.jpg

[Hellbringer]

That hazmat suit didn't protect Orlando Jones in Evolution when an alien bug got inside and crawled inside his skin. You can see from here out the doctors had to remove the bug.

http://s.tf1.fr/mmdia/i/43/1/3916431lvnqf.jpg?v=1

[random_highjinx]

That's why doctors are the best.

http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/1/1f/Char_doctor.png

[reaper239]

my mommy told me to stay away from strangers with candy

http://www.momlogic.com/images/pediatrician-candy-kid-270.jpg

stranger danger

[yarri]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_291/12164294106f9pkD.jpg


Bend over the Doctor said this wouldn't hurt a bit.

[random_highjinx]

Heeeeeeeeeeeell no!

http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/MontyPythonRunAway.jpg

[Solanine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71tbitXg688

[random_highjinx]

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/2879347_f520.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/gCEdu.jpg

[reaper239]

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[mathuect]

http://www.ammoland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rednecks-with-guns.jpg

America... not much better... We just have more...

[Solanine]

http://www.ammoland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rednecks-with-guns.jpg

America... not much better... We just have more...

Fat women!

http://i.imgur.com/hDbZv.jpg

[reaper239]

beware

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/12/10/f04e6d69-9aca-442c-a1f0-e707af2e8f62.jpeg

[kek]

You can keep that. I will take this.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9Fkh3Ohpw7w/TsmuTKbKyCI/AAAAAAAAE_Y/nZKYRwqLkgU/s1600/1274993787_bradley-cooper-468.jpg

[reaper239]

http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/muscle-man-fail.jpg

nice dog

[random_highjinx]

Never underestimate tiny yapper dogs

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1238258641XFPSFG8.jpg

Little shits will tear your ankles apart.

[Hellbringer]

Dogs, dogs, dogs... always something small that will take them down.

http://pitbullmixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Dog-Diseases.jpg

[reaper239]

i'm sorry to do this, but this is really the perfect place for this

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp96/clars74/lol-cats_i-love-this-thread-so-much.jpg

[mem]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-pictures-cat-has-found-yarn.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/i-licked-a-funny-stamp.jpg

I think you found it after this...

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/YlOCt.jpg

(yes Luna this is your profile pic)

[kek]

This is the lion version of a timeout...
http://www.popularvirals.com/images/owned/owned-funny-lion-611.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/YaKaE.jpg

[reaper239]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZJ34IzYrxg0/SkGamfM309I/AAAAAAAAAKk/2fXwHwXuSbs/s320/dumbfounded-demotivational-poster-1224858435.jpg

[mem]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/2/11/129103769413484471.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/ZIR72.jpg

... Insect!

[mem]

http://www.narbonic.com/smokey2-3.jpg

[mathuect]

http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2010/11/05/funny_animals_37.jpg_1288979212.jpg

[kek]

http://images.dailydawdle.com/funny-looking-llamas1.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/1S7KE.jpg

You stole one of my highscores!

[kek]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcw82kj3iV1qc2uleo1_500.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/GCRYK.jpg

This was the LEAST disturbing picture of a dead racoon I could find. I didn't think it polite to beat a lady at Picture wars with a racoon that was ripped to shreds.

[kek]

It's ok, I know CPR, he will live.
http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cpr-header.jpg

[reaper239]

http://www.evilpup.com/RAEPFASE.jpg

[GodofInsanity]

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[Hellbringer]

http://img.filmous.com/static/photos/491/poster.jpg

Here's a better movie about the same time period and released around the same time as Platoon. Gotta love competition.

[TundraScout]

Competing for the last vacant spot on the chopper.
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[Solanine]

Things went a little weird back there.

http://i.imgur.com/V0Gre.jpg

[reaper239]

she looks russian and...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N1F0yeSxWBo/SYJIfbxEG9I/AAAAAAAAAM0/DES50EuoKdo/s400/waldo.jpg

[TundraScout]

But he ends up Zombie like the rest of us.
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[reaper239]

in soviet russia, brains eat you

http://www.inevitablezombieapocalypse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/zombievodka.jpg

and zombies have their own vodka

[Solanine]

The brains are very dangerous.
http://i.imgur.com/i6n5A.jpg
To defeat them, become your own grandfather.

[Private Parts]

or you could just do this

http://i.imgur.com/XSQi0.jpg

came up with some really weird google image results...

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/bWHwk.jpg
"If you type google into google you could break the internet!"

[reaper239]

since my original post is no longer valid: this is the closest i could come to breaking the internet

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2007/02/2-7-07-hackers.jpg

[Private Parts]

or come up with this

http://i.imgur.com/ktGEf.png

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/M2efl.gif

[nikvoodoo]

http://rlv.zcache.com/there_are_no_dumb_questions_just_stupid_people_tsh irt-p235367077875643068z8nqd_400.jpg

[reaper239]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Z2yyDPdY0Y/SH8WaG8wHbI/AAAAAAAAABs/yOgJsjcJzvA/s400/Retards.jpg

cool, i just noticed that i'm a zombie tactics specialist

[mathuect]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nCPZLXMHkAo/S_dOLCVGEVI/AAAAAAAAAmc/qdZ723S394w/s1600/Stupid+Bird.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.dantedifranco.com/images/DanteStudio10.jpg
How can you be so sure that's a 'he'?

[mathuect]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000942320/ugly_girl_xlarge.jpeg

Guy or girl? If you can't tell, do you really want to know?

[reaper239]

if you think that's scary, wait'll you get a load of this:

http://www.thecubsbrickyard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/twilight-kristen-stewart.jpg

BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/3RV1s.jpg

Yey, team Mike. (Curses on the cousin who made me read those books).

[TCM Revolver]

I pity the fool!!

http://www.jmorganmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/a-team.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/EmPuT.png
Unfortunately I was always put on the B team for sports.

[TCM Revolver]

so I heard

http://houseforkim.com/images/motivate8-1.jpg

[yarri]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzrv9j07vx1qbue9so1_500.jpg

I saw this thought of you...

[Hellbringer]

No, Invader Zim dude ate the cookie.

http://www.invaderzim.tv/images/ep39p2.jpg

[HorrorHiro]

Y THIS THREAD NO HAVE SCARY PICS!?!?!?!?! :yuno:

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/195/f/a/jeff_the_killer_by_mattt1996-d3rdv6m.jpg

It's a link because I don't wanna save that shit on my computer lol he might just show up...

[TCM Revolver]

hey sexy
http://lilomag.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blobfish.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://kaukabah.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/p2200002.jpg

Little bit of oil, and some seasoning makes even the ugliest fish look sexy

[Hellbringer]

If we're going for fried food, I much prefer Chicken Fried Steak... and the sides.

http://www.reddirtchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/chicken-fried-steak.jpg

[HorrorHiro]

Well on a hotter less creepy and less fishy, yet still pretty creepy note...

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or as some of you may have seen her on America's Next Top Model...

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Creepy-Chan a.k.a Queen of /x/ a.k.a Allison Harvard a.k.a the ANTM blood girl and so on. Allison Harvard artist, model, photographer, actress and internet personality!

[nikvoodoo]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn161/insidera1/dog-dude-wait-what.jpg

[HorrorHiro]

Yup...
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Sexy...
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...Yup
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[kek]

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3321/3522525481_3d09a3a7a5.jpg

[TCM Revolver]

http://www.societiesmirror.com/image/funny-pictures/1009/i-love-waffles-waffles-nudes-boobs-butter-cubby-funny-pictures-1283662629.jpg

[kek]

http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bobtheneighbor.jpg?cb5e28

"I see them! Now time for some waffles"

[HorrorHiro]

Yeah OK, I know my taste in women is...
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different to say the least.

But seriously outside of the "Creepy-Chan" 4chan pictures Allison Harvard is really beautiful and most of you have stopped reading this by now haven't you?

And just to add something new to the thread.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Eh9SRwE3eTk/SXwxauG1R6I/AAAAAAAAEKA/thwE77qGbN4/s400/who-was-phone.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/31/d3cc1476-75b6-4a2c-9806-7515f8152b58.jpg

[GodofInsanity]

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it's too much!

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

Nothing wrong with walls of text.

http://i.imgur.com/G4GYo.jpg

[reaper239]

http://paineldejipe.com.br/imgARTIGO/image/walltext.jpg

because i don't speak gibberish

btw, "who was phone?" hilarious.

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/kcp0f.jpg
Who you calling pin head?

[reaper239]

http://dominickmondi.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/you.jpg

btw, the plot thickens (http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9084/1221333913588px9.jpg)

[HorrorHiro]

The Plot Thickens yet again!
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Still no fucking idea who phone is...maybe...just maybe...Phone is Allison Harvard!
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Creepy story=solved :yaoming:
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[Hellbringer]

dude, only picture per post only... otherwise Nikvoodoo and the rest of the Watchmen will come after you.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6900000/Only-one-Villain-watchmen-6979587-800-809.jpg

[mem]

Because
http://i41.tinypic.com/sewrx0.png

[nikvoodoo]

Been a while so here's a reminder: one picture per post. Multiple pictures confuse the point. Post one, and done.

[Private Parts]

but he is easily distracted...

http://i.imgur.com/exI31.jpg

[mem]

http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/mouse_cat.jpg
and you should create a place to tell everyone about your theories. call it the lounge. yeah that's the ticket!

[Solanine]

While we're kind of on the subject, it was me that re-decorated the lounge for you, hope you like it.

http://i.imgur.com/64eSU.jpg

[mathuect]

http://www.jgoode.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sushi-penguin.jpg


I dont know what to say to that, so here is a penguin eating sushi... enjoy.

[kek]

Baby eating cat....

http://cp.ifunny.mobi/images/0472e5e3c909d34faec56bccb26a9d7d533d044f_1.jpg

[reaper239]

http://anguishedrepose.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/funny-pictures-cat-pretends-to-be-turkey.jpg?w=300

[mem]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/9/20/e33ff9b8-e443-4d3c-9c51-7d92ddc66b68.jpg

[Private Parts]

http://i.imgur.com/IE5ig.jpg

he then hits the bottle to try too

[reaper239]

aww too bad

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6ZhhZ2kM5sw/TP0QJSzJ1lI/AAAAAAAAAEg/7F4QIPBO6hQ/s1600/funny-pictures-cat-informs-you-that-you-are-out-of-beer_drunk_animals_drinking_beer_dogs_cats-588x441.jpg

[kek]

This guy drank it all...

http://www-static.weddingbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/08/funny-d01.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/mDP0t.jpg

[Adventureless_Hero]

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Mangekyō Sharingan and Rinnegan dominate...

[TCM Revolver]

I've got a golden ticket!!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uAgLSM9VhDY/TSH4GLjxl2I/AAAAAAAAAFE/t47sgV-dmTs/s1600/benedict.jpg

[yarri]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/160/e/4/Joey__s_Weird_Eye_Contact_Thing_by_trana_blay5.png

[Adventureless_Hero]

No, he got the Golden Ticket
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[Creem_Filling]

http://www.brainbasedbusiness.com/uploads/LEAPFROG.jpg
You just skipped Yarri!!!

[yarri]

http://troll.me/images/sad-frog/this-is-my-sad-face.jpg

Its OK I adapt overcome and improvise.

[TCM Revolver]

http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_frog_wings_mousepad-p144504111189951682z8xsj_400.jpg

[yarri]

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/5780928/2/stock-illustration-5780928-three-skull-wings.jpg

Bad ass wings.

[TCM Revolver]

more badass-er wings
http://5amuelchan.com/blog_images/2009_01/redBull.jpg

[yarri]

http://globetrotterdiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/buffalowings_final.jpg


I like mine better

[HorrorHiro]

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Album Cover art anyone?

[nikvoodoo]

http://wordinfo.info/words/images/Poster-FollowDirections.gif

Why I do believe someone needs to read the rules of this thread. (http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/showthread.php?1705-Picture-Wars!&p=16907&viewfull=1#post16907)

[Hellbringer]

This is in response to Nik's pic (ha, that rhymes...)

http://www.northernsun.com/images/imagelarge/Question-Authority-Not-Mother-Button-%280383%29.jpg

However, I do agree with him.

[reaper239]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h05F3UfKBho/SdAeFqx9okI/AAAAAAAAAMc/IxYd3lGCtNc/s400/55e51312.jpg

[Hellbringer]

http://brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/vanilla-ice.jpg

[Adventureless_Hero]

"Say hello to your mother for me."
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[mem]

http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/CatLadyStarterKit.jpg
makes no sense (but in not making sense it works out nicely)

[reaper239]

http://anitasnotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/catladies.jpg

for some reason the post menu bar is gone, you know the thing with all the different post options. anyhow, here is my response to your starter kit: class is in session

[Adventureless_Hero]

Crazy Dog Lady lives across the street from Crazy Cat Lady Training School
http://likethemermaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kate_470x300.jpg
None of them &$@ with her!

[kek]

Except for this cat...

http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/living-dangerously.jpg

[smalls kenobi]

WIN!
http://i.imgur.com/yejjC.gif

[Hellbringer]

This was a better Nick show.

http://www.thecartoonpictures.com/data/media/197/Jimmy_Neutron_wallpaper.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/4FJv9.jpg

Real kids TV.

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/Z7rih.jpg

Sorry Nick, just poking at the embers trying to bring the fire back to life.

[nikvoodoo]

http://sociableboost.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/LEGIT-patience.jpg

Its been 36 hours....this thread has gone weeks without posts. You get an F for patience.

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/rh7SR.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2006/10/10/nl0102_chicken_sausage1_lg.jpg

I'll give you sausage chicken....

[Hellbringer]

These guys know how to do up a good meat dish.

http://www.usageorge.com/Wallpapers/Miscellaneous/wallpaper/Epic-Meal-Time.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://healthinformationworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cold-weather-boost-heart-attack-risk.jpg

too much bacon=heart attack

[mathuect]

http://www.harvarddapa.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Morphine.jpg

Heart attack = hospital = the best drugs... :)

[Solanine]

Drugs. Don't you just love them.
http://i.imgur.com/CM3Tg.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.eureka.mo.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/DARE_LOGOi111.gif

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_didnt_break_the_rules_postcard-p239307730568896957z8iat_400.jpg

Screw that education group, I'll do whatever I want!

[kek]

Something's broken? I have duct tape, we can fix it

http://ducttape.pbworks.com/f/shrine.jpg

[mathuect]

http://extremeducttape.com/sites/default/files/baby_duct-tape_on_the_wall.jpg

Duct tape is the best baby sitter money can buy

[Hellbringer]

nope, this is the best baby sitter.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/250/a/6/Mary_Poppins_by_ladynauriel.jpg

[kek]

Too bad Mary Poppins can't fly her umbrella through this

http://www.ussartf.org/images/lightening.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4300000/Storm-x-men-4355300-1280-800.jpg

She can

[TCM Revolver]

Only Jim Cantore can save you!!

http://images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP00550642/storm-stories-jim-cantore-0.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.intraffik.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/storm-chasers-promo.gif

I'd rather be saved by people who know wtf they're talking about. Still waiting on that hurricane in NYC, Jim!

[TCM Revolver]

well, since you believe that reality tv is so smart, I hired this guy to dress you from now on

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/47/569102-280px_flavgirls_2_9883.png

[nikvoodoo]

http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2011/11/Liberace.jpg

better than your stylist

[TCM Revolver]

yet again your rubbing on the wrong "pianist"

http://assets.flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/john-elton-photo-elton-john-6226598.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://media.home-decorating-reviews.com/images/closet-no-door1.jpg

You still got about 20 years before you came out of this. Stay in there for now, and come out when you're ready Sir Elton.

[Hellbringer]

let's get some doors on that closet. It looks incomplete.

http://www.guns-safe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Closet-Doors.jpg

[kek]

Let's break down this door, shall we?

http://images.wikia.com/lotr/de/images/0/02/Grond.png

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/al94o.jpg
"That still only counts as one!"

[Eitri]

1529

"Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn"

[Hellbringer]

He's needs the world's smallest violin to play in his fingers. Otherwise, he isn't doing it right.

http://www.atopo.gr/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/worlds-smallest-violin.jpg

[timberwoof]

I think she can handle that little violin.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p89/timber_woof/B000056EUB01_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[mathuect]

http://www.yeodoug.com/resources/humor/sculpture1.jpg


See you handle this one...

[shric debar]

http://xenophilius.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/instruments015.jpg i can make more noise with this thanks.

[reaper239]

wow, that guy blows more than this lady

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-candle-blowing-fail.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/cZMaO.jpg

[Hellbringer]

People fail. But that's why there's a movie called "Fail Safe"

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/144104.1020.A.jpg

[ComradeNarf]

Have to get a Marathon Man reference in...
1535

[mathuect]

My dentist is more frightening....

http://www.funnyimages.biz/content/icons/stay-away-from-this-dentist--icon-1.jpg

He doesnt use Crest.

[mem]

http://rickischultz.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/steve-martin-dentist-little-shop.jpg

[reaper239]

imagine she was your dentist

http://www.theplugg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hallo3.jpg

[mem]

http://freejokesfunny.com/upload/16929-32229/psycho-kid.jpg

we were all a little psycho as kids

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/crP3e.jpg

[Raven]

1563

[Solanine]

Its a trap

http://i.imgur.com/7rAOX.jpg

[mathuect]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/384/Atrapitis.gif

(shame on you all for not catching this one sooner...)

[nikvoodoo]

http://www.bilerico.com/2010/10/Dr_Frank-N-Furter.jpg

No....THIS is a trap (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trap).

[HorrorHiro]

Some call them traps, I call them challenges...
1566

[cPT.cAPSLOCK]

http://img.memecenter.com/uploaded/1CHALLENGE-DENIED-_58c39646fc2364642fc9f41f0b2176a5.jpg

[jwaj2002]

http://wtfcontent.com/img/130192523754.jpg

[nikvoodoo]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0EUKtpp1GcY/TRzMK80cBiI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/BWXShvKo6wE/s1600/Clearly.jpg

[reaper239]

it took ten times the lethal amount of tranqualizer and a damn good acting job on chucks part for him to lose that fight

http://dentistryschaumburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dentistry-schaumburg-sedation.gif

[mem]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/17/128870897888058716.jpg

[Adventureless_Hero]

He had the plastic surgery because there was another clown on the block about to whup his ass!
1568
Homey don't play that!

[Solanine]

Too soon?
http://i.imgur.com/GSQyk.jpg

Also Reaper "it took ten times the lethal amount of tranqualizer and a damn good acting job on chucks part for him to lose that fight" what were YOU on making that statement?

[Hellbringer]

This Michael Jackson is far superior. He signed a card...

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/mike_jackson_autograph.jpg

[Solanine]

This guys even cooler, his signature IS a card!
http://i.imgur.com/8fCZQ.jpg

[mathuect]

http://fif.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/image/mediafile/1299099416-6be182c17dfc87d29dbbf84206928c62/284x155.jpg
He went from this, to the Joker... what a good actor

[reaper239]

http://www.truefail.com/uploads/2011_11/1322381982_Justin_Bieber_Still_not_as_gay_as_twili ght_gag.jpg

so close to true

btw solanine, i was on nothing, that was merely a chuck norris fact.

[mem]

http://www.bolgernow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/GayComics28-199x300.jpg
does not compute

[reaper239]

http://operatorchan.org/k/arch/src/k262603_does.not.compute.jpg

BAMM SONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jwaj2002]

http://www.thefunnyblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/zombie-blonde-brain-funny-blog.jpg

[Hellbringer]

That's ok, this cheerleader will go on with saving the world.

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/save_the_cheerleader.jpg

[mem]

http://zombieresearch.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/zzz-zombie-cheerleaders.jpg

[mathuect]

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/hellcat-zombiecheer.jpg

my money is on the zombies...

[Solanine]

Your joking! all you need is an epic song too fight to!
http://i.imgur.com/taIod.jpg

[Hellbringer]

http://cdn.jockpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/broken-pool-cue.jpg

Shaun can't hit with a busted stick.

[mathuect]

http://img.over-blog.com/589x470/2/87/79/27/zit/dual_wielding.jpg


Some people would see a broken stick, I see 2 blunt objects with jagged ends. Dual wield for the win!

[Solanine]

Hmmm, pretty cool. Not sure it beats duel wielding Deagles!
http://i.imgur.com/k7NO2.jpg

[Hellbringer]

Dual wielding pistols is great for short range. However, if you're shooting two pistols in the woods, you won't be hitting the sniper far away who is aiming right at you.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/72260/72260,1177318664,14/stock-photo-real-camouflaged-soldier-aiming-sniper-3145507.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/vfOY4.jpg

"Just walk away. I'll spare your, lives just walk away!"

[smalls kenobi]

http://i.imgur.com/xia34.jpg

[Raven]

1594 Oh Burt stop over compensating!

[Solanine]

If we're going to do puppets lets do them right!

http://i.imgur.com/uBKDy.jpg

[Raven]

http://www.bookmice.net/darkchilde/dark/skeksis2.jpg

You raise a good point delicious Fraggle

[Hellbringer]

I think Jennifer Connelly and the rest of the Labyrinth crew have something to say about this.

http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/new%20dailies/labyrinth1-1024.jpg

[mem]

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/voracious/hrpufnstuf.jpg
i always hated the whiny flute

[mathuect]

http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/b/be/Blade_Puppet_Master.jpg

[smalls kenobi]

sorry, but the real Puppet Maters are Sifl & Olly!
http://i.imgur.com/DSyH9.jpg
and if you don't know who they are then I feel so sorry for you.

[Raven]

http://www.webtvwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wonder-showzen.jpg
This thread needs more puppets!

[nikvoodoo]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxe5zbLMeX1qznawwo1_400.jpg

[reaper239]

http://www.iamdistrict26.org/images/22061c.jpg

[Solanine]

http://i.imgur.com/CtSBH.jpg
Clothes aren't made by adults!

[Raven]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2011/02/chuck-e-cheese-345.jpg Or here....

[mem]

http://winningateverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/WA_childlabor.jpg